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🚨💣 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti To Brazil Deal Done 100% 🤝🫂

🚨💣 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti To Brazil Deal Done 100% 🤝🫂

-as copied- This is the list of Ponzi schemes that have made away with Nigerians’ money so far. MMM Nigeria – 2016 Ultimate Cycler – 2016 Get Help Worldwide (GHW) – 2016 Twinkas – 2016 Icharity Club – 2016 Crowd Rising – 2016 Claritta – 2016 Help2Get – 2016 Loopers Club – 2016 Givers Forum – 2016 NNN Nigeria – 2017 MMM Cooperation – 2017 GCCH (Global Crediting Cooperative Hub) – 2017 Money Riot – 2017 RevoMoney – 2017 SwissGolden (Nigeria version) – 2017 NNU (Nigeria News Update) – 2017 Peer2Peer Donation – 2017 Twinkas Reloaded – 2017 Donation Hub – 2017 MyBonus – 2017 ZarFund – 2017 Bitclub Advantage – 2018 Million Money – 2018 Helping Hands International – 2018 DGSOUK – 2018 Pennywise – 2018 Loom – 2019 Crowd1 – 2019 Lion’s Share – 2020 InksNation – 2020 Baraza Multipurpose Cooperative – 2020 Racksterli – 2020 86FB (aka 86Z) – 2021 Eagle Cooperative – 2021 Royal Q (Nigerian scam version) – 2021 FINAFRICA – 2021 Ovaioza Farm Produce Storage – 2022 QNet (Nigeria) – 2022 Afriq Arbitrage System (AAS) – 2022 MBA Forex – 2022 Chinmark Group – 2022 Inksledger – 2022 Axim Exchange – 2022 Compoundly – 2024 CALA (Cala Finance) – 2023 6Dollars Investment – 2023 Sidra Investment (cloned scam version) – 2024 WealthBuddy – 2024 BitFinance Global – 2025 CBEX-2025 WWCOIN - 2025 MTS - 2025 -additional FCB 2024 Elixir Money wealth Cheersway Success point Real and cool Real freedom Pinkoin Wealth evolution Aramco MLL River ranch WHA SRA Cheerways Anchor Omegapro Damatop Add yours

WITH DUE RESPECT TO YOU HIS EXCELLENCY FORMER VICE PRESIDENT ATIKU ABUBAKAR, PETER RUFIA DIDN'T PLAY FOR KANU NWANKWO AND JJ OKOCHA ,RATHER HE PLAYED FOR NIGERIA NATIONAL TEAM, AND AS VICE PRESIDENT OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA YOU WERE IN THE BETTER POSITION TO HAVE DONE THINGS THAT WILL BE OF HELP TO THIS OUR LEGENDS. Atiku Abubakar This is former nigeria goalkeeper Peter Fregene, otherwise known as Flyíng cat back in the 70s, he is dyíng in abject póverty while Brazil celebrated Pele till dèath. It surprises me to see the likes of Kanu, Okocha celebrating Pele while this man is dyíng as a commóner! - thrend Reno Omokri Babajide Sanwo-Olu BBC News BBC Hausa Igbo History Pulse Nigeria

Billionaire PRETENDS To Be A Beggar To Test Girls On Blind Date 💔 Episode 2: The Girl Who Didn’t Care About Money – Or So He Thought… After three failed dates, Jonathan Okoy was beginning to lose hope. Each night, he sat on his creaky mattress, staring at the wall, thinking: “Maybe love without money doesn’t exist anymore.” But he wasn’t ready to give up — not yet. Norah arranged a few more blind dates. Some women didn’t even show up after hearing he had no car. Others came, ate, and never called back. One even asked him, mid-suya bite, if he had any “hidden assets” she could manage. Jonathan was done pretending to smile. His heart was tired. Until one quiet evening… he met Ada. They met at a roadside café where akara sizzled in hot oil and children ran barefoot chasing each other. Ada arrived in a simple gown and sandals, holding a book in one hand and puff-puff in the other. “Sorry I’m late,” she smiled, brushing her hair behind her ear. “It’s okay,” Jonathan replied, surprised. “You brought puff-puff?” “You looked like someone who might need a snack.” She sat, didn’t complain, didn’t ask weird questions — and she actually ate the food. No phone. No fake laughs. No side-eyes. They talked for hours. Jonathan told her about doing odd jobs. She didn’t pity him. She just listened. “Life is hard,” she said. “But people who keep going? That’s strength.” For the first time in weeks, Jonathan laughed — a real laugh. Ada laughed too. It felt… easy. Before leaving, she handed him her number written on a torn page of her book. “I don’t know your story,” she said. “But you seem like someone worth knowing.” Jonathan watched her walk away — no heels, no pretense, no lies. That night, he sat on his old mattress, holding the paper. He didn’t sleep much. But he smiled a lot. The next day, he called. They started spending time together — not in malls or fancy restaurants — but walking through parks, sitting by the lagoon, eating roasted corn on sidewalks. Jonathan found himself opening up. Not fully. But slowly. Ada spoke of dreams — how she wanted to open a book café, how she taught children on weekends, how she loved honest people. Not rich people — real people. Jonathan wanted to believe it. Weeks passed. Then one rainy afternoon, they sat under a bus shelter, sharing groundnuts and laughing at how wet they looked. Ada turned to him, suddenly serious. “Can I ask you something weird?” “Of course.” “If you had everything before — money, power — would you want it back?” “Maybe,” Jonathan said carefully. “Just don’t let it change you,” she said. “This you… I like this version.” Jonathan’s heart almost stopped. Could she be the one? But just as he began to hope… Norah called. “Sir… there’s something you need to know about Ada.” “What is it?” Jonathan asked, confused. “I think… she knows who you really are.”

Happy Easter Monday to you all my Brandon Group 👍👍👍💯💯

I'M NOT PROSPEROUS BY CHANCE, IT'S BY COVENANT AND DANGEROUS ACTS OF SACRIFICE AS PROMPTED BY THE HOLY GHOST. - Bishop David Oyedepo Bishop David Oyedepo teaching during the Impartation Service of the Easter Faith Convention on Monday, 21st April narrated how he vowed his salary to God forever in December, 1987. His salary at the time was N1,386. He said, "God's romance may be costly. He said, 'My Son, I'm pleased with you.' Oh, goose pimples all over my body. 'But what have you brought for me?' 'Lord, what do I have? Oh, my salary. I give it to you.' It was the most precious treasure of our lives then. How much was it? 1,386 Naira. I said, 'Lord, I give it to you.' That was December '87. Nobody heard it from my mouth until '96 when it had become a testimony with my own Accountant working for me. My wife asked me the following month, what about upkeep salary. I said I've laid it on the Altar so we are free to be hungry. That was the last time she asked. Church Gist. When you hear stories, check the story behind the story. We are not faking this thing here. I'm not prosperous by chance, it's by Covenant, dangerous acts of sacrifice as prompted by the Holy Ghost." He further stated how God demanded a property from him when funds were needed for Church planting. He obeyed and God told him, 'My Son David, even if you don't want to be rich, it's too late!'

Arsene Wenger after Arsenal win : “No matter how much life lets you down, always remember that there’s a team that lost by three goals, then promised revenge in the second leg, filmed a documentary, called themselves the King of Europe, asked their fans to pack the stadium, closed the roof to raise the pressure, and said 90 minutes at the Bernabeu is long time. And the end? They lost again at home, and got knocked out of the tournament. This is the truth : History doesn’t make the present , trophies don’t score goals, and the past won’t save you when you face a hungry team that fears no legend. #UCL #ArsenalGunnersNews

💔💔 SAD NEWS Mavin Records CEO Don Jazzy has just quit his job at the record label to become a full-time Tik-Tok model for his Ugandan girlfriend, Vivian Gold! This lady is currently uploading 10 videos of her and Don Jazzy playing love every single day on TikTok, and the Mavin boss loves it! As we speak, Don Jazzy is busy sh00ting more Tik-Tok videos with her and pressing nyash so she can post tomorrow. Ei get some kind nyash wey you go touch, your mind no go Dey again and that’s the situation Don Jazzy is currently facing! 💔💔

💔💔 SAD NEWS Mavin Records CEO Don Jazzy has just quit his job at the record label to become a full-time Tik-Tok model for his Ugandan girlfriend, Vivian Gold! This lady is currently uploading 10 videos of her and Don Jazzy playing love every single day on TikTok, and the Mavin boss loves it! As we speak, Don Jazzy is busy sh00ting more Tik-Tok videos with her and pressing nyash so she can post tomorrow. Ei get some kind nyash wey you go touch, your mind no go Dey again and that’s the situation Don Jazzy is currently facing! 💔💔

Juliet Okonkwo (E-money's wife) remembers that “When we started dating, my friends were surprised that I sidestepped all the rich guys in Lekki, where I was resident for a man who lived in Ajegunle, but I was not bothered. I looked forward to getting a good job upon my graduation from the University. He didn't even have enough money to take us back to Lagos after our traditional marriage. KCee was the one who lent me N20,000. I used it to pay our fare in Lagos.”..........Me:For those waiting for a Man to make it in life before you marry him listen!Men don't fall in Love after making money.