The Unwanted thef
It was a cool night in Kampala, and Ronnie was deep asleep with his wife, Shamim. The fan was spinning slowly, the mosquitoes were unusually quiet, and everything seemed peaceful… until the unexpected visitor arrived.

Suddenly, Ronnie’s eyes shot open. He saw a muscular man with a mohawk, tattoos, and serious Rambo energy kneeling at the TV with a gun in one hand and his other hand busy disconnecting wires.

Ronnie whispered nervously, Honey, are you seeing what I’m seeing

Shamim turned her head slowly, looked at the terrifying thief, then turned back and mumbled:

Tchuuuup, sleep bae. It’s a nightmare

Ronnie blinked twice. Nightmare, But the TV is sweating

The thief paused, looked at them, and smiled like someone about to change a channel forever.

Ronnie wanted to scream, but remembered he was shirtless and helpless. Shamim, still half-asleep, hugged Ronnie and said, Just close your eyes, if we don’t move, maybe he’ll think we’re mannequins

The thief casually disconnected the TV, even packed the remote and power cable. He took Ronnie’s new boxers from the chair (ehh!) and walked out slowly like he owned the house.

Ronnie whispered, “Shamim, he took my boxers
Shamim replied, “Better your boxers than your life

The next morning, neighbors gathered.

Mama Tendo asked,Why didn’t you shout

Ronnie replied, If you saw that man’s muscles, you would give him your WiFi password without asking

From that day, Ronnie installed CCTV, 3 padlocks, 2 dogs, and started sleeping in jeans and running shoes.

In Uganda, if a thief looks like a gym instructor, just pretend you’re dreaming. Even the TV will understand