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*"I will always keep my promise to him, and my covenant with him will last forever".*
_Psalm 89:28_

In the remaining days of this Month of July, I decree that your desired glory shall be released to you in the Mighty Name of Jesus Christ.
I bless you with the blessings of the Lord today. By the power in the *Blood of Jesus, I invoke the best of luck towards you and provoke help from above upon your life in the precious Name of Jesus Christ* I speak as God's mouthpiece, an oracle and profess that *God's grace and peace shall be your portion and you shall find favour with God and all men and women in the Name of Jesus Christ. Amen.*
Whatever that the devil has programmed into your life to destroy you, die now by fire in Jesus' Name. I pray that everything that the devil has taken away from you shall be restored in millions of folds in this month in the Mighty Name of Jesus. Every pollution in your spiritual life, be purged out with the Holy Ghost fire in the Name of Jesus. The Holy Spirit will visit the dark room of your life and destiny and expose every unwanted material that could destroy you in the Name of Jesus. I crush every satanic foundation in your family, that has said that your destiny will not be reached in the Mighty Name of Jesus. Every evil decree and curse issued against you shall bounce back to the enemy now in Jesus' Name. Let every impossibilty fashioned against your elevation receive permanent failure in the Name of Jesus. Amen.
Every satanic agent deflecting your blessings shall stumble and fall to rise no more in Jesus' Mighty Name. I pray as I command every evil power drinking the milk and honey of your life to begin to vomit them now in the Name of Jesus. Let every satanic decision and judgement against your life be rendered null and void in the Name of Jesus. Every astral projection against your life shall encounter failure this day in the Powerful Name of Jesus Christ the Lord I Pray. I decree fruitfulness in every area of your life through Christ, our Lord. Amen.

_Have A Glorious And Prosperous Monday And Week._

*GOOD MORNING*

The man that saw too much

HER PAST WILL BECOME YOUR PROBLEM

Listen up, son.

The world loves lying to men like you.
Telling you her past doesn’t matter.
That love will erase the bodies, the heartbreaks, the reckless years.

It won’t.

Her past won’t disappear.
It’ll just move in with you.

Let’s break it down:

1️⃣ EVERY HEARTBREAK SHE BURIED, YOU’LL INHERIT
The men she let in, the lies she told herself, the pieces of her she lost — all of it comes to your doorstep disguised as “love.”

2️⃣ A WOMAN WITH TEN BODIES CARRIES TEN LESSONS, TEN WOUNDS, TEN HABITS
You won’t see them — but you’ll feel them.
In her walls.
In her coldness.
In her inability to trust you even when you’ve done nothing wrong.

3️⃣ “EXPERIENCE” DOESN’T MEAN WISDOM
If all she’s learned is seduction, rejection, and trauma, you’re not getting a wife — you’re joining a performance.
And guess who’s footing the bill?
You.

4️⃣ NUMBNESS IS NOT STRENGTH
If she laughs about chaos, mocks broken homes, and treats pain like entertainment — she’s not strong.
She’s numb.
And numb people don’t love.
They control.

5️⃣ NEVER RAISE ANOTHER MAN’S CHILD
A child may be innocent, but the decision was hers.
That isn’t your burden.
You build your own legacy.
Your own firsts.
Your own family line.
Without apology.

6️⃣ LOVE DOESN’T ERASE CONSEQUENCES
No matter how soft she sounds.
How beautiful she looks.
How sweet her promises.

If her past is a wildfire — don’t marry into ashes.

FINAL WORD:
Son, choose peace over chaos.
Legacy over lust.
Truth over pity.
You deserve your own firsts.
A wife of your youth.
Children with your name.
A home, not a museum of old heartbreaks.

Stand tall in that.
Own it.

Because real men build futures — they don’t rescue broken stories.

➥𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐰𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐌𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐳𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐨❤‍🩹

THIS ARE THE REASONS WHY MEN ARE VERY VERY IMPORTANT

1. You can't spell Madam_
without the *Adam in it

2. Neither can you spell Woman-
without the *Man

3. You also cannot spell Female -without the *Male

4. Nor spell She- without the *He

5. You most definitely cannot spell Mrs-
without the *Mr

6. When a *woman* is seeing her monthly flow it's called MENstration -men

7. When she's old and don't see her monthly flow it's called *MENopause-men

8. Manicure-Man

9. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say Amen
and not A-women
Am speechless.
Women Respectfully respect men
Happy weekend

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I've been in an emotionally difficult relationship for over 15 years, 5 kids. My husband is highly critical, screams at me, screams at the kids, spanks them constantly over minutia, anything I question I'm an argumentative c***, feminism has seeped its poison into me, ect. I kept trying and reaching out, if I just did better, if he would just trust me, its pain and fear talking, all the things.

Well, I finally left last week. I've left before for a couple weeks, but I always end up back because I know God hates a broken marriage, your to sacrifice for your spouse and so on. So I leave, take a breather, he gets nicer, I keep trying, classic cycle.

Well, after almost 2 decades, I said screw it, I'm out, my kids are messed up, they flinch when you try to hug them and are non stop angry, Their dad just keeps trying to beat it out of them, I got to go.

So I walked. I stopped responding to him, anything. When I told the kids we weren't living with Daddy anymore, they cheered.

Well, now God's Got ahold of him. He's seen the light. He sees now that I was never the one abusing him and he's destroyed his family. He stole our joy, he never loved me, ext, and now apparently he's going to. He gave an in depth heartfelt apology to all the kids, to me, and promised to be different. Disney Dad. Its been a week, so far he's been exemplary.

I am not running back into that. I believe he's sincere, but I'm not sure he's going to stick and I'm ready to bounce. My mom is very mad at me because I am thinking that a 4 months is around when I'll go back, IF it sticks. She says thats not enough and my kids need to heal and I should take 2 years, if he really loves us, he will wait.

Am I crazy to think 2 years is unreasonable? If it were me and I'd really made a true change or shift, 2 years seems a long time. Whats a reasonable time line?

Edit- I'm not asking is he can change, I know its unlikely. I'm saying if he is a unicorn who DOES change, how long does it make sense to stay away? The kids are super excited they have a "new dad."

Question, I exude masculine energy because my husband put me there. He has pleaded a few times now that he wants me to be “submissive” hate that word with a passion now. He has asked me to allow him to lead. Our marriage, our family you name it. This is very hard for me. I have had to pick us up many times that this is now my norm. Honestly, I DONT want it! Im exhausted. I have taken the step back and have opened the door wide open to have him take the lead. He has noticed and now has a problem with things… in some things he claims everything that comes out of my mouth is “disrespectful” all im doing is speaking my half and he cant stand it. No more “safe space” to share what im thinking? We actually used to communicate well, he understood me before I even tried… wants the title but not do the work? I’m at a loss. What advice for the love of Pete…. It’s like the whole cake and eat it to thing? We are like magnets and not facing the right way. He feeds off my energy of me opening the door for him to lead, takes it negatively and reacts reactively. Im left with my shoulders up going LEAD! Wide open… this is already difficult for me to even open the door I’m trying… so when I get there and being met with disappointment? Is that the right word I feel like it’s more damaging than what was even going on in the first place….

Good evening everyone.

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Massive congratulations to victor Osimhen

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Massive congratulations to victor Osimhen

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HER PAST WILL BECOME YOUR PROBLEM

Listen up, son.

The world loves lying to men like you.
Telling you her past doesn’t matter.
That love will erase the bodies, the heartbreaks, the reckless years.

It won’t.

Her past won’t disappear.
It’ll just move in with you.

Let’s break it down:

1️⃣ EVERY HEARTBREAK SHE BURIED, YOU’LL INHERIT
The men she let in, the lies she told herself, the pieces of her she lost — all of it comes to your doorstep disguised as “love.”

2️⃣ A WOMAN WITH TEN BODIES CARRIES TEN LESSONS, TEN WOUNDS, TEN HABITS
You won’t see them — but you’ll feel them.
In her walls.
In her coldness.
In her inability to trust you even when you’ve done nothing wrong.

3️⃣ “EXPERIENCE” DOESN’T MEAN WISDOM
If all she’s learned is seduction, rejection, and trauma, you’re not getting a wife — you’re joining a performance.
And guess who’s footing the bill?
You.

4️⃣ NUMBNESS IS NOT STRENGTH
If she laughs about chaos, mocks broken homes, and treats pain like entertainment — she’s not strong.
She’s numb.
And numb people don’t love.
They control.

5️⃣ NEVER RAISE ANOTHER MAN’S CHILD
A child may be innocent, but the decision was hers.
That isn’t your burden.
You build your own legacy.
Your own firsts.
Your own family line.
Without apology.

6️⃣ LOVE DOESN’T ERASE CONSEQUENCES
No matter how soft she sounds.
How beautiful she looks.
How sweet her promises.

If her past is a wildfire — don’t marry into ashes.

FINAL WORD:
Son, choose peace over chaos.
Legacy over lust.
Truth over pity.
You deserve your own firsts.
A wife of your youth.
Children with your name.
A home, not a museum of old heartbreaks.

Stand tall in that.
Own it.

Because real men build futures — they don’t rescue broken stories.

➥𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐰𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐌𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐳𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐨❤‍🩹