Rubery, Bandage, and Bribe 😂🤣😂🤣 It was a hot Monday morning in Limpopo, and Baba Jabulani stormed into the police station looking like a bandaged leftover from a kung fu movie. His wife Mama Rose followed quietly, still wearing her Sunday wrapper and angry silence. Officer, Baba Jabulani shouted, holding his bandaged arm like a trophy. Armed ubbers They shut me in the arm, took all my money, and even my wife’s jewelry. They left us with nothing 🤣 The police officer, Sergeant Malume, looked up slowly from his bench like someone just interrupted his nap.😂🤣 He sighed deeply, scratched his head, then grabbed his pen like it was too heavy to lift. They took all your money... eh😂🤣 Yes sir Baba cried dramatically, holding his arm again for sympathy. Everything gone. They even sto le her golden earrings the one we used for bride price balance 🤣🤣😅🤣 Sergeant Malume frowned and leaned forward. Without money.. how are we going to conduct the investigation🤣🤣😅 Mama Rose’s eyes widened. "Ehn? What do you mean😂😂 Sergeant Malume stood up slowly like a Nollywood villain. You see madam, the fuel for patrol van is not free. Even the biro I'm using now belongs to my cousin in customs🤣😂🤣 Baba Jabulani looked confused. "So we must pay for the police to catch the cri nals that stol e our money🤣🤣🤣🤣 Exactly Sergeant said proudly. In this country, justice has fuel consumption🤣🤣🤣 Mama Rose stood up and shouted, Let’s go, Jabulani! Before this one arrests us for being victims😂😂😂🤣 As they stormed out, Sergeant Malume called after them, Wait o! If you find small change later, come back. I fit help you😂😂😂 In this country, even your misfortune needs a budget🤣🤣🤣

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glorious day is are head of here at the corner in Jesus name, to very one that say amen will have testimony in this year.

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When we feel discouraged, God is always ready to help us keep going. Remember Job's words: "Hope springs eternal". With God's grace, we can keep trying and trust He will see us through. #hope #trustGod

When we feel discouraged, God is always ready to help us keep going. Remember Job's words: "Hope springs eternal". With God's grace, we can keep trying and trust He will see us through. #hope #trustGod

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David is man after God's heart, praise Him at all time.

O God of hope, we humbly ask for Your assistance in our times of difficulty. When we feel like giving up, please give us the strength to keep going. We pray in Jesus' name. Amen.

O God of hope, we humbly ask for Your assistance in our times of difficulty. When we feel like giving up, please give us the strength to keep going. We pray in Jesus' name. Amen.

This is America's B-2 bomber, used to bomb Iran’s nuclear sites. It was designed to mimic a falcon and is considered the most powerful bomber on Earth Yes; you know what falcons are known for, hunting and tiring live animals into pieces, their take off and time is second to known. Iranian military never expected this and they didn't even notice when they B-2 left 😅😅😅😅😅 it was Trump on twitter who revealed.

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Pickin wey cum first for sckol no de get explanation to the parents . Na de one wey no do well de get plenty excuses😀

That's the gospel truth take good risk and join the billionaire

A man with an excellent spirit is exceptional in all areas of life.

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Eagle 🦅 is a wise bird 🐦 always admirable you can be like it.

Why's he talking now?

Eehh now

Father Lord, thank you for bringing my family into a new day and a new week 🙏

Amen 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Let a scammer be made to know that if everyone is like him, the world will be toxic & lawless so he may be the worst victim