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When ur girlfriend post
"Real men are born in march"
But you were born in October.
My brother i understand say E dey pain but no vex, you never reach your bus stopWhen ur girlfriend post "Real men are born in march" But you were born in October. My brother i understand say E dey pain but no vex, you never reach your bus stop0 Comments 0 Shares 259 Views 0 Reviews -
When a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brothers and friends you call it technology. But when your grandmother in the village use just a mirror an ordinary mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft, it about tym we value our Nigerian products.
#Nkoketoabasi has spokenWhen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brothers and friends you call it technology. But when your grandmother in the village use just a mirror an ordinary mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft, it about tym we value our Nigerian products. #Nkoketoabasi has spoken0 Comments 0 Shares 461 Views 0 Reviews -
Mad man and the pilot
A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in johnannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the pilot cabin;
Madman: teach me how to fly a plane
Pilot: I would, but under one condition
Madman: What?
Pilot: if you can get your colleagues to keep quiet (5 minutes later,the plane was eerily quiet)
Pilot: wow! How did you get them to keep quiet
Madman: I just open the door and asked all of them to go and play outside the all jump out.
Now what do you think happened to the pilot ?
And what's the moral lesson?Mad man and the pilot A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in johnannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the pilot cabin; Madman: teach me how to fly a plane Pilot: I would, but under one condition Madman: What? Pilot: if you can get your colleagues to keep quiet (5 minutes later,the plane was eerily quiet) Pilot: wow! How did you get them to keep quiet Madman: I just open the door and asked all of them to go and play outside the all jump out. Now what do you think happened to the pilot ? And what's the moral lesson?0 Comments 0 Shares 283 Views 0 Reviews -
Make una come ooo!!!!
Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier in my bank and I forget to return it i got home now and received a debit alert of #70.
My God will fight for me ohMake una come ooo!!!! Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier in my bank and I forget to return it i got home now and received a debit alert of #70. My God will fight for me oh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭0 Comments 0 Shares 225 Views 0 Reviews -
WHO KILLED ABEL THAT'S THE BONE OF CONTENTION.
I want to the police station to certify my documents. On arrival, I met one of the policemen reading the Bible, specifically Genesis, I was so impressed so I asked him, "officer, who killed Abel, Adam's son" He raised his head, looked at my face with dismay and said, I don't know, ask sergeant Titus, his in charge of murder case."
Can you imagine
WHO KILLED ABEL THAT'S THE BONE OF CONTENTION. I want to the police station to certify my documents. On arrival, I met one of the policemen reading the Bible, specifically Genesis, I was so impressed so I asked him, "officer, who killed Abel, Adam's son" He raised his head, looked at my face with dismay and said, I don't know, ask sergeant Titus, his in charge of murder case." Can you imagine 🤔💁💁0 Comments 0 Shares 288 Views 0 Reviews1
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My school teacher thought me most of the Lies I tell today,she will tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad, listen abroad oh, when she already knows my uncle is in the village, imagineMy school teacher thought me most of the Lies I tell today,she will tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad, listen abroad oh, when she already knows my uncle is in the village, imagine0 Comments 0 Shares 236 Views 0 Reviews
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No one is more respectful than a person who want to borrow money from you...........
He can even greet ur dog ..........
Hello Bingo hw are u?
Ur Free to make ur enquiry sha.
Nkoketoabasi is always on pointNo one is more respectful than a person who want to borrow money from you........... He can even greet ur dog .......... Hello Bingo hw are u? Ur Free to make ur enquiry sha. Nkoketoabasi is always on point ☝️0 Comments 0 Shares 405 Views 0 Reviews1
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Some people don't have the spirit of forgiveness at all,How can u sweep ur room an use ur Ex' picture as paker
It doesn't make any sense
Some people don't have the spirit of forgiveness at all,How can u sweep ur room an use ur Ex' picture as paker It doesn't make any sense0 Comments 0 Shares 254 Views 0 Reviews -
I need your help please
Can someone here deposit money into my bank account? don't get it twisted i just want to know if my alert is still working av not received any alert for some days now.
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I need your help please
Can someone here deposit money into my bank account? don't get it twisted i just want to know if my alert is still working av not received any alert for some days now.
#NkoketoabasiI need your help please Can someone here deposit money into my bank account? don't get it twisted i just want to know if my alert is still working av not received any alert for some days now. #Nkoketoabasi0 Comments 2 Shares 519 Views 1 Reviews1
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When a girl uploads a beautiful photo on social media.Her main boyfriend will just like an comment briefly like " Beautiful" or "cute". (But aspiring boyfriend an secret admire)Will be shouting Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow like police sirens. I hope you get de point now
NkoketoabasiWhen a girl uploads a beautiful photo on social media.Her main boyfriend will just like an comment briefly like " Beautiful" or "cute". (But aspiring boyfriend an secret admire)Will be shouting Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow 😲😲😲 like police sirens. I hope you get de point now Nkoketoabasi0 Comments 0 Shares 408 Views 0 Reviews -
How to cross road in 9ja pls pay maximum attention
Always make sure u look right an left for cars an bikes, look up for aeroplane , down for bomb, back for kidnappers,look side,hold ur bag tight an watch the person beside u ,then walk zig zag zig zag to avoid stray bullets.
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#ReportingHow to cross road in 9ja pls pay maximum attention Always make sure u look right an left for cars 🚗 an bikes🚲, look up for aeroplane ,✈️🛫 down for bomb, back for kidnappers,look side,hold ur bag tight an watch the person beside u ,then walk zig zag zig zag to avoid stray bullets. #Nkoketoabasi #Reporting0 Comments 0 Shares 424 Views 0 Reviews -
That awkward moment when that 5star hotel attendant tells you a bottle of coke is #3000. You"ll start explaining and describing coke like"i mean coke...Not the alcoholic type oo.The mineral type...I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi.....
The one coca-cola produced.
#Hang your jacket were you can remove it pls.
#Nkoketoabasi has spoken
That awkward moment when that 5star hotel attendant tells you a bottle of coke is #3000. You"ll start explaining and describing coke like"i mean coke...Not the alcoholic type oo.The mineral type...I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi..... The one coca-cola produced. #Hang your jacket were you can remove it pls. #Nkoketoabasi has spoken0 Comments 0 Shares 479 Views 0 Reviews1
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Some girls are funny sha, you know you have Big Tommy and you will wear High waist pants and Tucking your shirt, Thereby making your shape look like Gotv Remote.sorry I com in peace
#nkoketoabasiSome girls are funny sha, you know you have Big Tommy and you will wear High waist pants and Tucking your shirt, Thereby making your shape look like Gotv Remote.sorry I com in peace #nkoketoabasi0 Comments 0 Shares 447 Views 0 Reviews
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Even breakup is not as painful as seeing your neighbors having light when your don't have, very painful
#Nkoketoabasi reporting
Even breakup is not as painful as seeing your neighbors having light when your don't have, very painful #Nkoketoabasi reporting1 Comments 0 Shares 529 Views 0 Reviews
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I attended a burial of my friend's grandfather since on Saturday but their tradition is that, at every burial ceremony,an old man would come out an announced the next person to die, so the old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to die, I tell you guys we're still here at the burial ground and I should have resume work since on Monday i need your help.
#Nkoketoabasi
I attended a burial of my friend's grandfather since on Saturday but their tradition is that, at every burial ceremony,an old man would come out an announced the next person to die, so the old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to die, I tell you guys we're still here at the burial ground and I should have resume work since on Monday i need your help. #Nkoketoabasi1 Comments 0 Shares 438 Views 0 Reviews -
Next time I lose my mind, I swear I will not waste my time looking for it again
#Nkoketoabasi has spokenNext time I lose my mind, I swear I will not waste my time looking for it again #Nkoketoabasi has spoken0 Comments 0 Shares 434 Views 0 Reviews1
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