A pastor announced, if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? " The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "😆😆😅 Happy new week

VULTURE: THE DIRTY, UGLY BIRD THAT SAVES THE WORLD In Nigeria, if a vulture lands on your roof? People gather. They point. They hiss. They shout, “Ayeee! Evil has landed!”😂 Some will even call native doctor. Others will fast and pray. Why? Because someone’s uncle once said vultures are messengers of death. Even nollywood demonize vultures. But what if I told you…. That the same bird we fear… The same one we call dirty and demonic… Is the reason we haven’t all died from disease? Stay with me. Let’s meet the misunderstood janitor of the wild: ✅ VULTURES EAT DEAD THINGS… AND THAT’S WHAT KEEPS US ALIVE. They eat carcasses. Rotten meat. Decaying animals. The things no other animal touches. But what if they didn’t? If vultures disappeared today— Diseases like anthrax, rabies, and botulism would rise. Because that goat that died by the roadside? Flies will feed. Maggots will grow. Bacteria will multiply. And before you know it? Death will enter the food chain. It will enter the air. It will enter us. But vultures step in… No complaint. No applause. They eat the death so that we can live. Lesson? Sometimes, your calling will take you to dirty places. Unseen. Uncelebrated. But if you don’t do it, the world will rot. Not every hero wears perfume. Some carry a stink… so others can smell nice.😁 ✅ VULTURE STOMACHS CAN KILL CHOLERA. Their digestive system is so acidic, It can dissolve bacteria that would kill humans instantly. They turn poison into peace. Lesson? Not everything that enters your life is meant to destroy you. Your hardship is not your handicap. It may be your hidden healing power. ✅ VULTURES ARE LOYAL. They mate for life. One partner. One mission. One commitment. Even when that partner dies— They don’t just “move on” like nothing happened. They mourn. They isolate. They grieve. They understand what it means to love deeply. Lesson? Loyalty is not old school. It is rare. Sacred. Needed. In a world of situationships and betrayals— Be the one who stays true. Be the one who loves with honor. ✅ VULTURES HAVE NO VOICE. Yes. They can’t sing. They can’t chirp. They make hisses and grunts. That’s all. In a world where parrots and nightingales get all the attention… The vulture thrives in silence. Lesson? You don’t have to be loud to be legendary. Let your work speak. Let your results roar. Let your impact echo long after you’ve left the room. ✅ VULTURES DON’T KILL, THEY RESTORE. They don’t hunt. They wait for what has died. Then they clean it up. Nature’s final responders. While lions roar and eagles hunt— Vultures restore balance. Lesson? You don’t have to be aggressive to be effective. Some of us are not fighters. We are healers. We are restorers. We are the ones that enter after the damage— And pick up the pieces. And that role? Is just as sacred. The vulture may be ugly. But it’s one of earth’s last defenders. Ikur Edmund Hellandendu Climate Reality Leader

"My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend, Naomi's number and saved her own number as Naomi.l didnt know that someone had told my wife about Naomi,I then got an SMS From Naomi asking for money 80k .I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I need 80k for an emergency. I told her that my brother is sick and he needs the money urgently. My wife gave me the money and I rushed to send it to the account number written in the message. When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Naomi had received the money. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, "Call me now." I went outside behind the house to make a call.eeeh You can imagine my horror face when i heard my wife's voice instead of Naomi, It's been three days am still standing outside. I don't know how to get back into my own house!!!"Happy New Week

SOMETHING SHOCKING HAPPENED TODAY. I went to a military barracks in Ikeja today to see a colleague. So when I was going, I enter a bus to oshodi, When the car moved , I asked the conductor how much "He said 500" I said I paid but I paid 300naira while coming, why the sudden new high price?? And he started abusing and calling me Oloriburuku, ashawo, you don't have money you dey enter motor.😳 People in the bus were surprised and started wondering if he knows me before or we have personal issues.😀 At that moment, I was already boiling inside me😡 but I tried as much as I can to control my emotions and remain calm.🤦🏼‍♀️ After everything the driver intervened and calmed situation. 🙏 When we got to Oshodi, the conductor jumped out of the bus (the way they use to) and he immediately slumped on the ground 😳. Knowing that something is wrong, I rushed to apply CPR on him but he wasn't responding, so the driver rushed him to the hospital, which I and of the passengers followed him. When we got to the hospital, the doctor checked him and said he had a heart attack and his pulse stopped before we came. 💔 We sympathize with the driver and went our separate ways.🥺 As I got home, my head was full of different thoughts,🤔 "What if I had threatening him? What if I reacted when he was abusing me.?🙆 One thing we all should learn from this is how to control our emotions no matter the provocation.✍️ No matter the provocation, don't beat or threaten anyone, you can doesn't mean you should, not everybody is alive out there‼️ There are many walking corpse out there looking for who will klll them, learn from this so that you won't become a victim.

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