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Why is this tube (catheter) always inserted into patients during surgery?

Have you ever wondered why before any surgical procedure is started, this tube MUST always be inserted inside the patient?

Let me tell you why.

You see, the human body is like a clock-work…… it actually never stops working until dëãth.

So, even when a patient is unconscious, under anesthesia, their body still produce urine. Their kidneys continue to produce urine as they used to, and that urine collects in the bladder as usual.

However, since they are unconscious and unable to control their bladder muscles, they can’t empty it themselves..

Here’s what typically happens:

1. For long surgeries (or those near the bladder), doctors will insert a urinary catheter after the patient is asleep. This thin tube collects the urine from the bladder and continuously drain it into a collection bag throughout the period of the surgery.

2. Even in short procedures, if the patient hasn't emptied their bladder beforehand or has issues with bladder control, a catheter might still be used for eventualities.

3. Fluids given during surgery: Sometimes the anesthesiologist gives the patient IV fluids to maintain blood pressure. This extra fluid quickly increases the amount of urine being produced, hence, filling the bladder faster than normal.

- Without this tube in place, the patient can have a full bladder during the period of a surgery Which can become distended, leading to discomfort, damage, or even delaying the recovery of the patient.

- If the surgery involves the pelvic area or organs near the bladder, a full bladder can obstruct the view of the surgeon which can cause him/her to accidentally injure the bladder.

So, as you can see, this tube isn’t only to help the surgical team do their job seamlessly, it also helps the patients during and after the surgery.

I hope you now know why this tube is used?

And I hope you’ll not feel uncomfortable next time when they tell you they’ll be inserting a gathered inside you?

P.S: After the surgery, the catheter is usually removed before the patient wakes up—unless there’s a medical reason to leave it in.

So most patients don’t even know it was inserted in them.

After completing the signing of Viktor Gyökeres which is the dream signing of every Arsenal fan.

The Noni Madueke signing now makes a whole lot of sense. We are agreeing not because Madueke is a bad player, we got angry because we think signing Madueke will sabotage our chance of signing a striker.

One thing is for sure, Noni Madueke is not a bad player at all. Replace that anger with the fact that we sign him from Chelsea and see the bigger picture of it. Then you will come to realize that Noni Madueke is going to cook in the Arsenal team.

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What is the meaning of this signs now

Is Morning S.ëx a Sin or a Strategy for husband and wife?

You prayed this morning, yes.

But did you also “minister” to your spouse in the other room? Or is morning së.x now a sin?

Let’s talk abeg,
Many couples wake up in the morning, kneel down, pray, Then they carry Bible and go to church.

But their husband/ wife is starving, not spiritually but sëxually.

Is morning sex a sin? No, it is not. The Bible says the marriage bed is undefiled.

God honours what happens between a husband and wife in love and purity.

In fact, morning se.x is a strategy:
1. It reduces stress.
2. It improves emotional bonding.
3. It can calm quarrels.
4. And it leaves both of you smiling for the rest of the day.

Let’s stop making se.x look like a sin inside marriage.

You can pray and still play.

You can speak in tongues and still speak in møåns.

Our Marriages must work in spirit, in truth and in bed.

Good night

Is Morning S.ëx a Sin or a Strategy for husband and wife?

You prayed this morning, yes.

But did you also “minister” to your spouse in the other room? Or is morning së.x now a sin?

Let’s talk abeg,
Many couples wake up in the morning, kneel down, pray, Then they carry Bible and go to church.

But their husband/ wife is starving, not spiritually but sëxually.

Is morning sex a sin? No, it is not. The Bible says the marriage bed is undefiled.

God honours what happens between a husband and wife in love and purity.

In fact, morning se.x is a strategy:
1. It reduces stress.
2. It improves emotional bonding.
3. It can calm quarrels.
4. And it leaves both of you smiling for the rest of the day.

Let’s stop making se.x look like a sin inside marriage.

You can pray and still play.

You can speak in tongues and still speak in møåns.

Our Marriages must work in spirit, in truth and in bed.

Good night

Get well soon baller ⚽️⚽️

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We will go out today and come back home safely. No evil whatsoever shall befall us or any of our loved ones

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Marc Cucurella registered more successful interceptions (12) than any other Chelsea player during the Club World Cup (Mozo Football)

Happy birthday to the best left back in the world!

Sources reveal that in recent days, Man United have been approached with the opportunity to proceed and start talks for Nicolas Jackson. Chelsea have opened their doors to United.

Jackson priority - STAY and fight for place at Chelsea. If that’s not possible, he’d be keen on a move to United.

“Nicolas Jackson also would not close his doors to a move to Manchester United even without Champions League or European football next season.”

“According to sources close to the negotiations, Chelsea still maintain an interest in Alejandro Garnacho as an option in case Manchester United want to open a proper negotiation for Nicolas Jackson; the message has been received at Carrington, as United are aware of Chelsea's potential interest in Garnacho and they are open to discussing conditions of a swap deal involving Nicolas Jackson.”

Fabrizio Romano

#CFC | #Chelsea

@CFC_ChelseaFC

𝑬𝑵𝑮𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑻𝑬 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲-𝑻𝑶-𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑬𝑼𝑹𝑶𝑺 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑳𝑺

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🗣 Marc Cucurella's response when asked if Noni leaving the camp early to sign for Arsenal was strange:

"Yes, I think so. I think he missed a good opportunity (although) he wasn’t playing as a starter.”

“I do think it was because of everything that was happening regarding his future and in the end I think it could have delayed him a couple of days since he left a day early or something like that.”

“It wouldn’t have cost him anything to wait for that next day. In the end I think he missed a pretty good opportunity."

#CFC | #Chelsea

@CFC_ChelseaFC

I say a very big loudest Amen

At first glance, it looks sweet.
Two lizards. Locked in what looks like a hug.
But this isn’t love. It’s a duel.

These are monitor lizards — and when two males meet during mating season, there’s no roaring, no biting. Just a silent, full-body brawl.

They stand tall on hind legs, wrap their arms around each other like wrestlers, and try to slam the other into the dirt. No blood, no broken bones — just pressure, leverage, and brute dominance. It’s nature’s version of sumo.

Why no violence?

Because in the wild, a cut isn’t a scar — it’s a death sentence.
You bleed, you die. So evolution gave them another option: out-muscle your rival without risking your life.

But don’t let the rules fool you — these fights are real. They can last over 20 minutes, with each lizard twisting, shoving, and trying to outlast the other.
Winner gets the territory.
Winner gets the female.
Loser walks away — if he can.

And sometimes, while the tough guys are locked in this macho showdown, a sneaky male creeps past and mates with the female anyway.
Because in nature, brains beat biceps more often than you think.

So yeah… it might look like a hug.
But what you’re seeing is a war with no blood… and everything on the line.

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If you thought they were cuddling — don't worry. Most people do. Nature doesn’t care what it looks like. Only who walks away stronger.

#MonitorLizards #NatureFightsDirty #CronusWildlife #LizardLogic #AlphaVsAlpha #NotAHug #AnimalKingdom

Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Hyena?

You’re born into a warzone… and your first enemy is your own twin.

Welcome to the hyena clan — where life begins not with a lullaby, but a deathmatch.

Hyena cubs are born with their eyes open and teeth already in place. No waiting. No bonding. Just violence. If you’re one of two, your first instinct isn’t to cuddle — it’s to kill your sibling before they kill you. Because in this family, the nursery is a gladiator pit.

And even if you win? Congratulations — you're still born female. Which sounds cute until you learn that female hyenas are more aggressive, more dominant, and more terrifying than the males. They rule the clan. They eat first. They get the best of everything… except one thing.

Birth.

Because hyena girls are born with something horrifying: a pseudo-penis. It’s not just for show — it’s what they give birth through. You read that right. They give birth through a long, narrow, penis-like birth canal that often tears apart their own bodies. Up to 60% of first-time hyena moms die giving birth.

You finally escape your mother’s death canal of doom, and now what? Now you have to fight for milk. There’s no sharing. If your mom has two cubs and not enough to go around? One dies. Usually the weaker one. Or the slightly smaller one. Or the one that blinked first.

Then you grow up — and the cycle doesn’t stop. You’ll hunt in packs, rip apart prey while it’s still screaming, and scavenge what lions leave behind. You’re smart. Tactical. Fearless. But everyone still calls you “ugly,” “evil,” or “nature’s villain.”

People say you're a joke. A dirty scavenger.

But you're not laughing.

You're surviving.

Not every predator gets glamorized. Some just get judged. But if you were born into a world where your first challenge was surviving your sister, you wouldn’t be laughing either.

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#HyenaTruth #BornToSurvive #natureisbrutal

This is the body of a one time most powerful and most influencia man in Nigeria and a strong voice in Africa too wrapped in just a single cloth.
Not in his mansion
Not in his exotic cars
Not in his private jet
Not even in a casket ⚰
Just him alone going back to his maker

If this photo doesn't teach you a single lesson about life then nothing will ever teach you.

It makes us to ask questions like: what's the essence of life?
Just come here, struggle then dieee and leave everything you struggled for.

E no go better for senator styles

Kee us, just kee us

20 unspoken rules for men:

1. Never shake a hand sitting down.

Brutal thread:

Next season go sweet ooo

• Arsenal don collect Gyokeres.

• Liverpool go soon complete Ekitipikin deal

• Man City don already get Haaland

• Chelsea don already collect Delap and Joao Pedro

• E remain make Man United collect Jackson make everywhere set for next season..

Congratulation madam
I hope you know the level of rat inside my cupboard
Raise ur kids fast

Congratulation madam
I hope you know the level of rat inside my cupboard
Raise ur kids fast

• Super Eagles knocked Bafana Bafana out to reach the final 2024
• Super Falcons knocked Bayana Bayana out to reach the final 2025

Nothing changed

No other player has won more Woman of the Match awards (3) than Rasheedat Ajibade at the 2024 Women Africa Cup of Nations.

WOTM vs. Botswana
WOTM vs. Zambia
WOTM vs. South Africa

JESUS IS KING

Why is this tube (catheter) always inserted into patients during surgery?

Have you ever wondered why before any surgical procedure is started, this tube MUST always be inserted inside the patient?

Let me tell you why.

You see, the human body is like a clock-work…… it actually never stops working until dëãth.

So, even when a patient is unconscious, under anesthesia, their body still produce urine. Their kidneys continue to produce urine as they used to, and that urine collects in the bladder as usual.

However, since they are unconscious and unable to control their bladder muscles, they can’t empty it themselves..

Here’s what typically happens:

1. For long surgeries (or those near the bladder), doctors will insert a urinary catheter after the patient is asleep. This thin tube collects the urine from the bladder and continuously drain it into a collection bag throughout the period of the surgery.

2. Even in short procedures, if the patient hasn't emptied their bladder beforehand or has issues with bladder control, a catheter might still be used for eventualities.

3. Fluids given during surgery: Sometimes the anesthesiologist gives the patient IV fluids to maintain blood pressure. This extra fluid quickly increases the amount of urine being produced, hence, filling the bladder faster than normal.

- Without this tube in place, the patient can have a full bladder during the period of a surgery Which can become distended, leading to discomfort, damage, or even delaying the recovery of the patient.

- If the surgery involves the pelvic area or organs near the bladder, a full bladder can obstruct the view of the surgeon which can cause him/her to accidentally injure the bladder.

So, as you can see, this tube isn’t only to help the surgical team do their job seamlessly, it also helps the patients during and after the surgery.

I hope you now know why this tube is used?

And I hope you’ll not feel uncomfortable next time when they tell you they’ll be inserting a gathered inside you?

P.S: After the surgery, the catheter is usually removed before the patient wakes up—unless there’s a medical reason to leave it in.

So most patients don’t even know it was inserted in them.

After completing the signing of Viktor Gyökeres which is the dream signing of every Arsenal fan.

The Noni Madueke signing now makes a whole lot of sense. We are agreeing not because Madueke is a bad player, we got angry because we think signing Madueke will sabotage our chance of signing a striker.

One thing is for sure, Noni Madueke is not a bad player at all. Replace that anger with the fact that we sign him from Chelsea and see the bigger picture of it. Then you will come to realize that Noni Madueke is going to cook in the Arsenal team.