Hi *WOMEN ARE BANKS AND THERE ARE DIFFERENT TYPES OF THEM IN LIFE!!!*

1. A Woman who Asks for Money all the Time is called "Commercial Bank".
2. A woman who calls for food always is called "Agric Development Bank".
3. A Woman who uses your Money to take Care of other Family Members is called "National Investment Bank".
4. A Woman who prefers to have Sex after Marriage is "Social Security Bank".
5. A Woman who is very Faithful to you - "Fidelity Bank".
6. A Woman who Loves every available Man is called "Access Bank".
7. A Woman who dates Men from different Countries is simply "Intercontinental Bank"
8. Any Woman who doesn't Demand too much Money is called "Micro Finance Bank".
9. A Woman who is Older than you is called "Wema Bank".
10. A Woman who is always Faithful and Trustworthy to her Man is called "Guaranty Trust Bank".
11. A Woman whose Man deflowered her is called, "First Bank".
12. A Woman who uses all your Money to buy Jewelries is known as "Diamond Bank".

Our Women, which "Bank" are you?
Men, Which "Bank" is your Woman? Know your Woman.

Pls lets be Honest, and Laugh jare.

Happiness is Free of Charge!!!

Illiteracy n Love
Happy weekend

Whatsoever you do this week is blessed...

IF YOUR BUSINESS IS FAILING, DO THIS

You may have a business, which you started with hopes that you will make good money from.

You may have even started such with a lot of capital, and put in a lot of hardwork.

But after all the hardwork and effort and capital, you may just find your money going up in smoke, as your business keeps losing money and dying.

When that happens to you, do this.

In Napoleon Hill's book, Think and Grow Rich, he talks about a man who went to Chicago, to dig for gold, in the day of the gold rush.

Having seen veins of gold in a certain piece of land he purchased, he went and borrowed money from friends, family, relatives and neighbours to get the needed machinery and equipment.

After buying the equipment necessary to mine gold, which cost a lot of money, he went back to Chicago to mine gold.

Down went the drills, as mining started. He drilled and drilled, but found no gold.

Disappointed, he sold the land to another person, and had to sell the equipment he bought at second use price.

He spent many years of his life paying back his friends and neighbours, whom he borrowed money from.

But the new guy who bought the land, had some wisdom.

Knowing that veins of gold have been formerly found in the land, he brought an expert mining engineer to check out the land, and know if there is really gold there.

On analysis, the mining engineer discovered that the gold is only about three feet away.

They started digging again, and about three feet down, the found the vein of gold, which they followed to get the gold ore, and the gold itself.

Had it been the first person to own the land had sought expert advice, he would have gotten all the gold.

Before you quit your business, before you throw up your hands and give up, seek expert advice and expert help.

Look for sales experts, business structuring experts, or some other experts whose expertise are relevant to your business.

Allow them check out your business, and tell you what you're doing wrong.

If you heed their corrections and advice, you may just be on the way to either succeeding in that business, or succeeding in another business which they will recommend for you.

And even if you don't succeed, they may likely give you training which will help you in future enterprises.

© Emmanuel Salem

Daily word

A Father's Psychological Advice:

1- Life won’t always match your plans. Learn to go with the flow.

2- Holding onto resentment only delays your blessings.

3- Dating a woman who supports you is invaluable.

4- Success requires one rule, never lie to yourself.

5- If your parents count on you, don’t repeat that with others who rely on theirs.

6- Focus on achieving your ambitions, not chasing after people.

7- This is your time to be a bit selfish; prioritize building yourself.

8- Let go of anything that doesn’t bring you peace.

9- Only share words that are more beautiful than silence.

10- Take care of your appearance for your own sake. When you look good, you feel good.

11- Some people wish to see you fail because they aren’t succeeding themselves.

12- Kindness can sometimes lead to being taken for granted.

13- Don’t compromise who you are just to please everyone around you.

14- Don’t announce your moves until they’re finalized. Premature sharing attracts negativity.

15- Don’t love too deeply to the point of suffering; be cautious in relationships.

16- Your mindset shapes your reality.

17- It can create envy for lives that may deserve pity instead.

18- Nobody owes you gifts; learn to treat yourself.

19- That scary move you dread could be the one that transforms everything. Just do it.

20- Don’t sabotage your journey by trying to speed it up.

21- Some people shouldn’t be asked for help, no matter how desperate you feel.

22- Learn new skills and focus on personal development.

23- Don’t allow someone’s actions to hurt you beyond what you’re willing to accept.

24- Always lift yourself up instead of tearing yourself down.

25- Sometimes, people return just to see if you’re still vulnerable.

26- Identify who doesn’t belong in your life for more peace.

27- Big dreams begin with small steps. Stay consistent and watch your efforts grow.

28- Before spending on others, ensure your family is taken care of.

29- Easy gains often don’t last; lasting success requires hard work.

30- Normalize being selective about what you share.

31- Forgiving unfaithful partners can lead to painful consequences.

32- Success doesn’t change the past; leaving was the right choice.

33- Don’t let others dictate your choices.

34- Never abuse or harm others.

35- Not everyone at your work place is your friend.

36- ~ Do your job.

37- ~ Get paid.

36- ~ Go home.

Thanks for reflecting on this advice.

"Live Purposefully"A Father's Psychological Advice:

1- Life won’t always match your plans. Learn to go with the flow.

2- Holding onto resentment only delays your blessings.

3- Dating a woman who supports you is invaluable.

4- Success requires one rule, never lie to yourself.

5- If your parents count on you, don’t repeat that with others who rely on theirs.

6- Focus on achieving your ambitions, not chasing after people.

7- This is your time to be a bit selfish; prioritize building yourself.

8- Let go of anything that doesn’t bring you peace.

9- Only share words that are more beautiful than silence.

10- Take care of your appearance for your own sake. When you look good, you feel good.

11- Some people wish to see you fail because they aren’t succeeding themselves.

12- Kindness can sometimes lead to being taken for granted.

13- Don’t compromise who you are just to please everyone around you.

14- Don’t announce your moves until they’re finalized. Premature sharing attracts negativity.

15- Don’t love too deeply to the point of suffering; be cautious in relationships.

16- Your mindset shapes your reality.

17- It can create envy for lives that may deserve pity instead.

18- Nobody owes you gifts; learn to treat yourself.

19- That scary move you dread could be the one that transforms everything. Just do it.

20- Don’t sabotage your journey by trying to speed it up.

21- Some people shouldn’t be asked for help, no matter how desperate you feel.

22- Learn new skills and focus on personal development.

23- Don’t allow someone’s actions to hurt you beyond what you’re willing to accept.

24- Always lift yourself up instead of tearing yourself down.

25- Sometimes, people return just to see if you’re still vulnerable.

26- Identify who doesn’t belong in your life for more peace.

27- Big dreams begin with small steps. Stay consistent and watch your efforts grow.

28- Before spending on others, ensure your family is taken care of.

29- Easy gains often don’t last; lasting success requires hard work.

30- Normalize being selective about what you share.

31- Forgiving unfaithful partners can lead to painful consequences.

32- Success doesn’t change the past; leaving was the right choice.

33- Don’t let others dictate your choices.

34- Never abuse or harm others.

35- Not everyone at your work place is your friend.

36- ~ Do your job.

37- ~ Get paid.

36- ~ Go home.

Thanks for reflecting on this advice.

"Live Purposefully"

THINGS THAT CAUSE REGRET AT OLD AGE

When younger, we make various choice's without the future in mind. Sometimes those choices bite us in our mid-life. These are some of the things one might regret when they're older.

1. Marrying the wrong person

When you're young, check your motives for marrying. Don't marry to copy your peers, or for social standing or out of pressure. Marry for love and companionship, marry the right person, marry your best friend. For if you marry the wrong person or for the wrong reasons, you will have to put up with that person the rest of your life. Things might get worse between you two; then depression, physical abuse, affairs, pain, shame, court cases, bitterness will define your mid-life years all because you chose the wrong one. Things will get worse when children are involved. Make the right choice of a spouse when you are young.

2. The opportunities you did not seize

When you are younger many doors will open, you will get many chances. Many young people let these opportunities go because of fear, laziness, or pride; yet well younger and with more energy is the best time to start a venture and a name for yourself. Some think the opportunities are too big for them. Take advantage of them or one day when you're older you will want to go back and grab those missed chances.

3. The bridges you burned

When we are younger, we care little for relationships, what most think about is getting money and moving up the ladder of success at all cost. Many use and trample on people to progress, they take relationships for granted, messing up bonds, sleeping with people for personal gain. But these bad actions will catch up with you ahead. When you will realize how empty life is without love and friends. When you will have success but no one around you or no one to trust you.

4.The child you aborted

You are a young lady, you get pregnant and you are scared. You take the aborting option quickly thinking of that moment then. But when you are much older, you will look back and wish you kept that baby. When you will be rich and successful you will wish that child you gave up on would be around to enjoy the fruits of your hard work. Being a single mother doesn't mean you can't make it in life or you can't find a man in future.

5. The child you rejected

Young man, you impregnated a woman, she told you she's pregnant with your child. You rejected her and the baby and ran. But years later when you're 50 something, you will wish you were responsible, you will wish you manned up and became a father to that child. You will see that child excel and become an adult but will have no claim to that grown child who you rejected from the beginning. You will regret being a Dead Beat Dad by choice

6. The marriage you destroyed

So you get married to your good fiance; the first months in marriage were good but shortly after, with your money and charm, you started having affairs. You became unfaithful. Your spouse begged you to stop, your children started hurting, your marriage was collapsing. One day when you are older, it will hit you how foolish you were to destroy the good marriage you had began to build for mere temporary thrills in affairs that did you no good. You will realize the damage you caused to your children and spouse.

7. The God you disowned

When you are much older you become wiser, God becomes more real as you see life in a more meaningful way. But don't wait to get older to start enjoying a relationship with God. Know God when you are young, build your future with God. Don't be a young rebel who runs back to God when age catches up.

8. The body you messed up

You have only one body to live with all your life. The cigarettes, the alcohol you are abusing, the drugs you are taking, the unhealthy food you're consuming; all that will destroy you slowly. When you are 50 and lifestyle diseases catch up with you, you will wish you took care of your body when younger, that you exercised more; but now the damage is done.

9. The time you wasted

The time you are wasting when younger in worry, wrong relationships, laziness, being a couch potato, giving excuses and pursuing meaningless things; you will never get it back.

10. The dreams and talents you shelved

Are you talented when young; are there things you love to do and you are good at them? Nurture those talents, exploit them, don't give up even if you encounter set backs, don't give up on your dreams. If you give up, when you're older you will look at your peers who stuck to what they love and made it and think to yourself, "That could have been me". Pursue a career, study a course you love. Don't waste years of your life in a field that doesn't fulfill you.

11 The name you defamed

When you are older, a legacy is very important, the value of your name is crucial. You will ask yourself what is your reputation, what are you leaving behind? Your legacy is a sum total of your actions since youthful days. We write our biography by how we live life everyday. When you look back your path and you see the mud you threw at your own name, the shame you attracted and the little value you have added to the world; you will regret.

12. The wealth you threw away

Are you riding on good money during your productive years? Earning good money? Don't throw away that money in clubs, reckless living and wasteful shopping. Invest with that money, widen your revenue stream, make that money work for you and keep it safe to take care of you in your older years. Leave an inheritance for your loved ones so that you will never say "I wish I knew better"

13. The good love that got away

Is there that great person in your life loving you good? Don't push that person away, or else that person will walk out your life and you will never ever find someone that incredible and who connects with you all your life. It will torment you to grow older with thoughts of "What if I was still with that person?"

14 The parents you despised

When younger, it is easy to show contempt to your parents; what do your parent's know? They are old-fashioned, shady and small -minded. But your parents are still your parents whether you agree with them or not, whatever their style. Don't let your parent die or age separated from you, reconcile and make up. When you get older, you will realize why your parents wanted to be close to you. The older you get, the more you see the value.
Thanks for reading

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The value of a sister or brother
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have

Today's quote

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1. Never shake hand while sitting.

2. Never talk bad about the food when you are the guest.

3. Don't eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

4. Protect who is behind you and respect who is beside you.

5. Never make the first offer in a negotiation.

6. Don't take credit for the work you didn't do.

7. Dress well, no matter what the occasion.

8. Speak honestly: say what you think and mean what you say.

9. Ask more than you answer.

10. Leave the profane language for the less educated.

11. Avoid placing your phone on the table when eating with someone.

12. Listen, smile and most of all make eye contact.

13. If you're not invited, don't ask to go.

14. Never be ashamed of where you come from.

15. Don't beg for a relationship.

KINDLY LISTEN

Even God says ' man is inexcusable,'. Do your best not to give any excuse whatsoever.

God is for us

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A honest appeal to the men here this 2025
Can you men normalize sharing updates or money making opportunities to Ur babes or female friends too
It's cool sitting in the front seat of Ur cars but it won't be bad moving in a convoy with Ur woman driving behind U too
Having ODOGWURESS as part of Ur squad won't be bad

Now or Never
The Choice is yours...

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