*Public service annoucement from fathers* We are hereby giving advance notice of acceptable fathers days activities: *FATHER'S DAY* Sunday 15th June, 2025 *Order of proceedings for the the day:* 6: 45 am: Good morning and beginning of receipt of gifts ... 7:00: am Breakfast in bed (fry-ups or Akara/Moi-Moi & Pap with plenty honey). 7.30am to 9:00am: Men's arrival in the church and prayer. 9:00am to 11:00am: Sunday service 11:00am to 12:00pm: medical check up. 1: 00 pm: - Mummy (and/or children) takes Father out on her bill. 2:00: pm Chopped fried Plantain with egg sauce or various infusions. 2: 30: pm Lunch - Pounded Yam or Eba, with Efo riro soup or Amala+abula, infused with assorted fresh and dry fish, Periwinkle, and large Snails, served with chilled non-alcoholic wine. 3: 30 pm: Grilled assorted meat and juice, followed 2hrs later by Goat Meat Peppersoup, and more chilled drinks. 8: 00 pm: Unwrap gifts, Nkwobi or Isi-Ewu with more drinks. 9: 00 pm: and if the body endures: Dinner (Jollof Rice with spicy Chicken Wings) + Chilled drinks. *10.00 pm: - lights out. Please pass this communication to the children and the wives so they do not plan anything "weird" that day. Note: Give this notice timeously, so that they do not come with the excuse "I did not remember". God bless us all.

Wahala Tie Rapper🤣🤣🤣🤣 It was a quiet Sunday afternoon. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and everything seemed peacefu until 8PM. The front door burst open A loud, angry ropber stormed in, pointing a big scary gnn and yelling, Hey, Give me all the money in this house or else I’ll scatt er ur head🤣🤣 Inside the room, chaos exploded like popcorn in hot oil.🤣🤣 The woman in red underwear jumped up, totally shocked. Her eyes were as wide as dinner plates. She was so scared she forgot she wasn’t fully dressed🤣🤣🤣 But the real drama? That came from the man in the bed. He screamed, waved his hands in the air, and shouted, Pls don’t shoot! I’m not her husband. I was just passing🤣🤣🤣🤣 Passing?! Through the bed?! With no pants?🤣😂🤣😂 The robber paused for a second, confused. Even he didn’t expect this nonsense. The woman looked like she wanted to disappear. The man kept begging, sweating like a waterfall.🤣 Now the robber had a decision to make: rob the house or solve the mystery of the passing man.🤣 In the end, he burst out laughing. This house is more messed up than my life,he said, and ran off without stealing a thing.🤣 If you’re just passing, wear pants. Always.🤣🤣

Angry Benue youths on Sunday staged a protest and blocked the Abuja-Makurdi highway, expressing outrage over the continued killings in the state.

Happy Sunday Family and Friends

Wishing you a relaxing and joyful day. May God's love and blessings be upon you and your family. *Happy Sunday 🌹*

I once hid in the bathroom of a restaurant just to breathe in the smell of food… and ended up washing dishes for a plate of cold leftovers. 🍽️🚿 I was 17. I hadn’t eaten in three days, and the hunger ached deep in my bones. I walked into a restaurant pretending I was waiting for someone. I sat down, ordered a glass of water, and just waited. When the waiter walked away, I slipped into the bathroom—just to stand there and inhale the smell of steak, warm rice, and fresh bread. I stayed so long they thought I’d passed out. When they found me, the manager didn’t throw me out. He just looked at me and asked if I wanted a job. I nodded, holding back tears. 🥲🧼 That first day was a disaster. I burned a pot, broke a glass, and cut my finger peeling potatoes. But I didn’t quit. I survived the yelling, the heat, and my aching back. Because at the end of my shift, they handed me a plate of food. Cold, sure. Dry, maybe. But it was mine. I ate it with my hands. From then on, I washed dishes like it was the greatest honor in the world. 🥵🍛 Over time, I learned to cook, to wait tables, to run the register. I became someone people depended on. For the first time, I showed up clean, with a pressed uniform and my head held high. I was still sleeping on a busted mattress, but every day I felt a little less invisible. A year later, they handed me the keys to open the restaurant on Sundays. That’s when I started to dream of something of my own—something I wouldn’t have to borrow from anyone. 🔑🥖 When you hit rock bottom, every little win feels like a feast. What matters isn’t what you’re eating—it’s what you’re building while you’re hungry. 🍲 — Santiago

God will make that easy for you, whatever you are finding hard. *Happy Sunday 🌹*

Happy Sunday to our gadains Success is my wish to y'all

Happy Sunday to you all.

Good morning God's beloved. Thank God for another day. I declare that today Marks the beginning of all round victory and dominion in your life and family. You and your family are free from that shame and reproach. Before the end of this new week, every Goliath of your life will fall and die. Your days of sorrow and weeping are over. By the authority of faith, receive all your pending blessings today in Jesus name. By the anointing of the Holy Spirit, I render every enemy useless, helpless and powerless in your life. Every yoke of the wicked is destroyed from your life and family in Jesus mighty name. Have a Splendid SUNDAY. You are the next to testify to the glory of God.

Happy Sunday everyone 🙏

*ACCORDING TO 1 CHRONICLES 12:22...* *I DECLARE INTO YOUR LIFE THIS HOUR, TODAY THE 15th OF JUNE 2025...* *YOU WILL NEVER LACK HELP IN YOUR LIFE.* *"RECEIVE IT AS A PROPHETIC WORD"* *YOU WILL NEVER LACK HELP IN YOUR LIFE.* *MEN WILL RISE TO HELP YOU.* *THEY WILL RISE TO DEFEND YOU.* *ARISE TO PROTECT YOU.* *ARISE TO SUPPORT YOU.* *ARISE TO GIVE YOU.* *ARISE TO PARTNER WITH YOUR VISION.* *ARISE TO WIPE YOUR TEARS.* *ARISE TO CARRY YOU.* *ARISE TO FAVOUR YOU.* *IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.* *YOU SHALL LOCATE YOUR HELPER AND YOUR HELPER WILL LOCATE YOU.* *YOU WILL NOT MISS YOUR HELPER.* *YOU WILL NOT DISDAIN YOUR HELPER. IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST.* *HAVE A BLESSED SUNDAY!* *PEACE IN JESUS NAME.*