Person wey just win 20,000 online for Business Start up yesterday don inbox me, 'Boss, good morning. Abeg make we sidon for Bar drinknsome bottles tonight. I wan host you and Edyrich'.
I replied, 'Na so bros'.

... Let me carry two friends and meet with this INVESTOR tonight, we need to grow his business.

Believers shall never lack but I never see food chop since morning
I no believe enough?

"Zodwa and the Revelation Dress

In the heart of Soweto, one Sunday morning, chaos was brewing not in the church, but in the house of Brother Thabo.

He stood by the door, arms crossed, eyes wide like a goat seeing a lion.
Zodwa, his wife, came out of the bedroom wearing something that looked more like nightclub leftovers than church clothes. It was tight, short, and shiny like a tomato trying to wear a serviette.

Thabo shouted, Zodwa Are you going to church dressed like that

Zodwa didn’t even blink. She flipped her wig, adjusted her tiny yellow dress, and said, Our pastor said we must not hide anything from God. So, I’m going with everything exposed

Thabo nearly collapsed. "But this is not revelation, this is distraction.You want Pastor to forget John 3:16 and focus on your legs

Zodwa clapped back, Thabo, you wore the same church shirt for 3 years. Maybe if you also revealed your fashion sense, God would answer your prayer for a job

Even the neighbour’s chicken stopped to listen.

At church, Zodwa walked in like Beyoncé on Holy Spirit. Ushers dropped their offering baskets. The women gasped. One elder fainted. The pastor had to pause his sermon and say, Let's pray... again

Till today, the church renamed that Sunday as Exposition Sunday. And Thabo? He now escorts Zodwa to church holding a wrapper just in case.

Take a lot of water in the morning before eating is good for the body

*AVOIDING UNNECESSARY PRESSURE*

1. Put your kids in
schools you can afford
because expensive
schools don't
guarantee good
results. Just ensure
they attend a good
affordable school

2. Rent apartments you
can pay for
conveniently. Don’t live
in a house you struggle
to pay yearly.

3. Let’s plan our lives and
live within our means.
Save more and spend
less.

4. Some women buy food
for their children every
morning before going
to school or even for
the whole family, do
you know it’s cheaper
to cook at home?

5. Some people don’t
earn much, but have
DSTV at home, go for
GOTV and upgrade
when your income
upgrades. It’s still the
same CNN anyway!

6. Eat healthy meals and
protect your family
from mosquitoes to
avoid going to the
hospital always.

7. Take advantage of
food and fruits in
season, its cheaper
and you can be
creative to create
amazing meals.

8.Don’t copy your
neighbor’s lifestyle,
she earns well and her
husband is a ‘big
man’

9. Don’t follow trends,
wear clean well-
ironed clothes and
keep your hair neat.
You would still look
good.

10. Keep your circle
small, keep only
friends that have
senses!

11. Above all things, have
the fear of God, have
integrity, don’t be lazy
and be prayerful.

12. Planning is the key, if
you fail to plan, you
plan to FAIL.

13. Don't do more than
your budget this
Time, there is no
award given to best
family that wore an
expensive cloth for
the year

14.Don't be in
competition with
anyone...
The purpose of shoes
and clothes are to
make us smart and
good.

The Unwanted thef
It was a cool night in Kampala, and Ronnie was deep asleep with his wife, Shamim. The fan was spinning slowly, the mosquitoes were unusually quiet, and everything seemed peaceful… until the unexpected visitor arrived.

Suddenly, Ronnie’s eyes shot open. He saw a muscular man with a mohawk, tattoos, and serious Rambo energy kneeling at the TV with a gun in one hand and his other hand busy disconnecting wires.

Ronnie whispered nervously, Honey, are you seeing what I’m seeing

Shamim turned her head slowly, looked at the terrifying thief, then turned back and mumbled:

Tchuuuup, sleep bae. It’s a nightmare

Ronnie blinked twice. Nightmare, But the TV is sweating

The thief paused, looked at them, and smiled like someone about to change a channel forever.

Ronnie wanted to scream, but remembered he was shirtless and helpless. Shamim, still half-asleep, hugged Ronnie and said, Just close your eyes, if we don’t move, maybe he’ll think we’re mannequins

The thief casually disconnected the TV, even packed the remote and power cable. He took Ronnie’s new boxers from the chair (ehh!) and walked out slowly like he owned the house.

Ronnie whispered, “Shamim, he took my boxers
Shamim replied, “Better your boxers than your life

The next morning, neighbors gathered.

Mama Tendo asked,Why didn’t you shout

Ronnie replied, If you saw that man’s muscles, you would give him your WiFi password without asking

From that day, Ronnie installed CCTV, 3 padlocks, 2 dogs, and started sleeping in jeans and running shoes.

In Uganda, if a thief looks like a gym instructor, just pretend you’re dreaming. Even the TV will understand

Good morning, Gada.Chat Members!

Today is a new day, a fresh start, and an opportunity to make a difference.
Let's draw inspiration from our collective strength, resilience, and passion for creating positive change.

As we navigate our individual journeys, remember that every small act of kindness, every generous gesture, and every selfless act has the power to impact lives and shape the world around us.

To our seasoned members, your dedication and leadership are the driving force behind our community's success.
Your stories, experiences, and wisdom inspire us all to strive for more.

To our new members, welcome! We're thrilled to have you join our community of Gada.Chat, which we help each other attend success.
Your unique perspectives and talents will enrich our collective efforts.

Let's continue to uplift, support, and empower one another. Let's celebrate our achievements, learn from our setbacks, and keep pushing boundaries.

Together, we can achieve greatness, create lasting impact, and leave a legacy of love, kindness, and compassion.

Have an amazing day, Members of GADA.CHAT!

Warm Regards!
Elder ERASMUS IBOM

*SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES+, 22/06/2025*

Female suicide bomber kills 12, injures 18 in Borno – Police

Police nab 22 suspects over killing of 12 Plateau wedding guests

Five Killed As Bomb Explodes In Kano

MRS hikes petrol price to N925 in Lagos, N955 in Southeast

FG gets approval from UK for Air Peace to fly directly to Heathrow Airport

Kidnappers to die by hanging in Ondo – Govt

Osimhen, Troost-Ekong, others join Ndidi at Maracana children’s fest in Ajegunle

Trump says US launched ‘very successful’ attack on Iran nuclear sites

Iran’s Ayatollah names 3 successors as Israel renews assassination threats

Hot air balloon crash kills eight in Brazil, 13 injured

Netherlands returns 119 Benin bronzes to Nigeria

Nigeria negotiates $65m extra procurement loan with W’Bank

Nigeria, Benin sign landmark integration pact

Salis set to be first Nigerian in space, as astronauts converge for camp training


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*DID YOU KNOW?*

* Saponification is the chemical reaction that converts fats or oils into soap and alcohol. Humans discovered this around 2,800 B.C. by three simple ingredients—animal fat, wood ash, and water.

* The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backward.
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Tinubu urges economic unity among W’African countries

Shettima condemns Borno suicide attack, assures immediate response

EFCC arrests Benue gov’s aide for alleged sextortion, cyberbullying

NAF first female fighter pilot wins top award in Ghana

AIG Zone 5 convenes stakeholders’ meeting over Warri ward delineation crisis

Akume meets Benue monarchs on Tinubu’s directive for lasting peace

FG denies abandoning Nigerians in Iran, says working with Armenia for evacuation

FG targets $12 million revenue from global market electronic navigational charts – Matawalle

West African economic summit unlocks $400m in investment deals — Minister

Convict passport scandal: FG panel suspends two officers, probes inmate

Musawa directs NIHOTOUR to suspend enforcement actions nationwide

NPA averts fire disaster at Lagos port as vessels go up in flames

NNPCL spokesman Femi Soneye resigns

Buba Marwa’s mother-in-law dies at 76

NDDC inaugurates four projects in Rivers

Board cautions against contraband luggage, as 425 FCT pilgrims return

We won’t allow individuals hijack IBB Golf Club — Wike

NBA rejects plan to increase Supreme Court justices to 30

Constitutional Infractions: The African Church Suspends Primate Abbe

Air Peace flight suffers bird strike, returns for safety checks

Hoteliers appeal to Aiyedatiwa over unpaid debt

OCCIMA calls on FG to oversee N75b intervention loan disbursement

Iwuanyanwu’s Will bans young widow from remarrying

Property dispute: Alao-Akala’s daughter seeks father’s exhumation for DNA test

Obi condemns incessant attacks, killings, urges action on insecurity

Tinubu to Eno: You won’t regret joining APC

Atiku denies ADA, says he’s yet to adopt unregistered party

2027: Northern power blocs eye VP Shettima’s seat

2027: PDP NEC members differ on presidential zoning

Ex-PDP chairman assassinated in Benue one year after wife’s murder

Benue Killings: Sule tasks traditional rulers to protect border areas

Killers of Kaduna citizens in Plateau must face justice, says Sani

Plateau gov condemns murder of eight travellers, urges calm

Bandits killed 30 in Zuru – Kebbi govt

Benue nabs 50 fake displaced persons in IDP

Enugu traders seek Mbah’s intervention over alleged relocation order

Power surge sparks fire in Kwara plaza, firefighters save building

Gunmen abduct judge in Bayelsa

Gunmen kill hunter commander in Benue

Anambra vigilantes detain pregnant woman, two kids for 20 days

Battered 13-year-old girl rescued after guardian’s brutal attack in Imo

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*TODAY IN HISTORY*

* On this day in 1633, the Catholic Church forced Galileo Galilei to renounce his heliocentric world view. The Holy Office concluded that the Italian scientist, by stating that the Sun is the center of the Universe, was “suspect of heresy”. Galileo spent the rest of his life under house arrest.

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God does not need your good works, but your neighbour does. – Martin Luther


Good morning

*Compiled by Hon. Osuji George [email protected], +234-8122200446*

It's a very good morning in the city of Abuja today with cool weather

Good morning Abuja especially my people's in gada.chat happy Sunday