Mad man and the pilot

A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in johnannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the pilot cabin;
Madman: teach me how to fly a plane
Pilot: I would, but under one condition
Madman: What?
Pilot: if you can get your colleagues to keep quiet (5 minutes later,the plane was eerily quiet)
Pilot: wow! How did you get them to keep quiet
Madman: I just open the door and asked all of them to go and play outside the all jump out.
Now what do you think happened to the pilot ?
And what's the moral lesson?

DO YOU KNOW THERE IS A HERBAL—-PLANT ,——— THAT GENERATE ELECTRIC CURRENT I WILL SHOW U LIVE

WARRI_PROVERBS NO DEY FINISH

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall
3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!
5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.
9.Na over confidence make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..
12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.
16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile .
17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.
18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote
19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.
20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible
22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o
23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
26. The patient dog ... Nah hungry go kill am.
27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.
29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.
30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh
31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey Close eye.
32.) I need pikin, I nepost ikin, na e make woman no wear pant sleep.
33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.
34.) This write up good, this write up good, na e make me (the writer) no come know how to count 1,2,3 again.
35.) The tin wey make egg strong for port nai make yam also soft for port
36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.
37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lane boiled egg.
38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree
39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot
41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where cocks are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka
42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him wit cat na mate.
43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
44.) Had it been, there is an atom of truth in tortoise, e for don kiss person.
45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!!!
47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
48.) E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.
49.) I no be your mate. na e make slippers get size
50.) This boy fine, this boy fine na so she open leg for 37 boys
51.) Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.

If you know you know

THE 48 LAWS OF POWER.

A book written by Robert Greene that offers a series of strategies for obtaining and maintaining power in various situations. Here I leave you a summary of the 48 laws:

1. Don't outshine the boss: Make your superiors feel superior. Don't expose your talent too much or you might trigger their insecurity.

2. Don't trust friends too much, use your enemies: Friends betray you more easily, but if you manage to win an enemy, they will be more loyal.

3. Hide your intentions: Keep people off balance so they can't anticipate your actions.

4. Always say less than necessary: Silence breeds power, and talking too much reveals your plans.

5. Protect your reputation at all costs: Reputation is the cornerstone of power.

6. Call attention at all costs: Be visible to be relevant.

7. Make others work for you and attribute it: Take advantage of the work and effort of others to your advantage.

8. Make others come to you: Don't run after others, make them look for you.

9. Win with actions, never arguments: Prove your point through actions, not words.

10. Avoid losers and unhappy: The misfortune of others is contagious; stay away from those who bring you down.

11. Make people depend on you: If others depend on you, you're in control.

12. Disarm with sincerity and selective generosity: Emotional disarmament will give you an edge.

13. When you ask for help, appeal to the interests of others: Appeal to what benefits others, not gratitude or compassion.

14. Introduce yourself as a friend, act as a spy: Learn to extract valuable information from others without them noticing.

15. Crush your enemy completely: Do not let your enemy recover, or he will seek revenge.

16. Use absence to increase respect: The value of something increases with scarcity..

17. Keep others in suspense: Be unpredictable, you will confuse others and gain power.

18. Do not isolate yourself: Loneliness weakens you; engage yourself in the web of influence.

19. Know Who You’re Dealing With: Choose Your Opponents And Partners Wisely.

20. Don't compromise with anyone: Maintain your independence so you don't get caught up in other people's affairs.

21. Pretend to be a fool to catch the sly: Let others think they have an advantage over you.

22. Use the Surrender Tactic: Sometimes giving in at the right time gives you the advantage.

23. Focus your forces: Keep your energy focused on what really matters.

24. Be a master at simulation and disguise: Don't reveal all your cards.

25. Recreate your own identity: Be the architect of your own destiny.

26. Keep your hands clean: Make sure the responsibility for the problems falls on others.

27. Play with people's needs to create devotion: Satisfy their deep desires to earn you their loyalty.

28. Be bold in acting: Timidity is dangerous, boldness is powerful.

29. Plan everything to the end: Having a detailed plan allows you to avoid unpleasant surprises.

30. Make your accomplishments look easy: Minimize the effort you put in to make others think you have innate talent.

31. Control Other People's Options: Guide the decisions of others by giving them limited options.

32. Play with people's fantasy: Appeal to people's emotions and dreams to gain clout.

33. Discover the weaknesses of others: Identify what drives people to manipulate their actions.

34. Be rule in your behavior: Power lies in the appearance of greatness and dignity.

35. Master the art of timing: Don't rush; everything has its right time.

36. Despise what you can’t have: Don’t obsess over things that are out of your reach.

37. Create engaging spectacles: Theatrics and spectacles capture attention.

38. Think as you wish, but behave like everyone else: Do not openly defy social norms.

39. Stir the waters to catch fish: Destabilize others to make mistakes.

40. Despise free: What is free usually comes with a hidden cost.

41. Avoid imitating great men: Forge your own path instead of following in the footsteps of others.

42. Beat the shepherd and the sheep will scatter: He demolishes leaders to weaken his followers.

43. Work on the hearts and minds of others: Conquer the spirit of people to control them.

44. Disarm and anger with mirror effect: Reflect the actions of others to destabilize them.

45. Preach the need for change, but never reform too much: Radical change can generate resistance.

46. Never look too perfect: Perfection breeds envy and haters.

47. Don't exceed your goal: When you achieve what you want, retire on time.

48. Be amorphous: Be adaptable, don't limit yourself to a rigid form.

These laws are designed to handle situations of power, but it's important to consider context and personal ethics when applying them.

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THE 48 LAWS OF POWER.

A book written by Robert Greene that offers a series of strategies for obtaining and maintaining power in various situations. Here I leave you a summary of the 48 laws:

1. Don't outshine the boss: Make your superiors feel superior. Don't expose your talent too much or you might trigger their insecurity.

2. Don't trust friends too much, use your enemies: Friends betray you more easily, but if you manage to win an enemy, they will be more loyal.

3. Hide your intentions: Keep people off balance so they can't anticipate your actions.

4. Always say less than necessary: Silence breeds power, and talking too much reveals your plans.

5. Protect your reputation at all costs: Reputation is the cornerstone of power.

6. Call attention at all costs: Be visible to be relevant.

7. Make others work for you and attribute it: Take advantage of the work and effort of others to your advantage.

8. Make others come to you: Don't run after others, make them look for you.

9. Win with actions, never arguments: Prove your point through actions, not words.

10. Avoid losers and unhappy: The misfortune of others is contagious; stay away from those who bring you down.

11. Make people depend on you: If others depend on you, you're in control.

12. Disarm with sincerity and selective generosity: Emotional disarmament will give you an edge.

13. When you ask for help, appeal to the interests of others: Appeal to what benefits others, not gratitude or compassion.

14. Introduce yourself as a friend, act as a spy: Learn to extract valuable information from others without them noticing.

15. Crush your enemy completely: Do not let your enemy recover, or he will seek revenge.

16. Use absence to increase respect: The value of something increases with scarcity..

17. Keep others in suspense: Be unpredictable, you will confuse others and gain power.

18. Do not isolate yourself: Loneliness weakens you; engage yourself in the web of influence.

19. Know Who You’re Dealing With: Choose Your Opponents And Partners Wisely.

20. Don't compromise with anyone: Maintain your independence so you don't get caught up in other people's affairs.

21. Pretend to be a fool to catch the sly: Let others think they have an advantage over you.

22. Use the Surrender Tactic: Sometimes giving in at the right time gives you the advantage.

23. Focus your forces: Keep your energy focused on what really matters.

24. Be a master at simulation and disguise: Don't reveal all your cards.

25. Recreate your own identity: Be the architect of your own destiny.

26. Keep your hands clean: Make sure the responsibility for the problems falls on others.

27. Play with people's needs to create devotion: Satisfy their deep desires to earn you their loyalty.

28. Be bold in acting: Timidity is dangerous, boldness is powerful.

29. Plan everything to the end: Having a detailed plan allows you to avoid unpleasant surprises.

30. Make your accomplishments look easy: Minimize the effort you put in to make others think you have innate talent.

31. Control Other People's Options: Guide the decisions of others by giving them limited options.

32. Play with people's fantasy: Appeal to people's emotions and dreams to gain clout.

33. Discover the weaknesses of others: Identify what drives people to manipulate their actions.

34. Be rule in your behavior: Power lies in the appearance of greatness and dignity.

35. Master the art of timing: Don't rush; everything has its right time.

36. Despise what you can’t have: Don’t obsess over things that are out of your reach.

37. Create engaging spectacles: Theatrics and spectacles capture attention.

38. Think as you wish, but behave like everyone else: Do not openly defy social norms.

39. Stir the waters to catch fish: Destabilize others to make mistakes.

40. Despise free: What is free usually comes with a hidden cost.

41. Avoid imitating great men: Forge your own path instead of following in the footsteps of others.

42. Beat the shepherd and the sheep will scatter: He demolishes leaders to weaken his followers.

43. Work on the hearts and minds of others: Conquer the spirit of people to control them.

44. Disarm and anger with mirror effect: Reflect the actions of others to destabilize them.

45. Preach the need for change, but never reform too much: Radical change can generate resistance.

46. Never look too perfect: Perfection breeds envy and haters.

47. Don't exceed your goal: When you achieve what you want, retire on time.

48. Be amorphous: Be adaptable, don't limit yourself to a rigid form.

These laws are designed to handle situations of power, but it's important to consider context and personal ethics when applying them.

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𝗚𝗢𝗗 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦𝗡'𝗧 𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗪𝗛𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗘

One thing I’ve learned in life is that God doesn’t bless who you pretend to be. He blesses who you really are.

So many of us wear masks trying to fit in, impress others, or appear “perfect.” But here’s the truth: God sees beyond the facade. He sees the real you the struggles, the fears, the dreams, and the beauty He placed in you. And it’s only when you embrace your true self that His blessings can flow into your life.

Stop shrinking yourself to fit into places you’ve outgrown. Stop pretending to be someone you’re not just to gain acceptance. God didn’t call or create the “perfect” version you’re trying to project. He called the raw, authentic you.

You see, authenticity attracts purpose. When you stand in the fullness of who God created you to be, that’s when doors begin to open, favor starts flowing, and your life aligns with His divine plan.

So ask yourself: Who am I when nobody’s watching? Am I brave enough to bring that person into every room I walk into? Because that’s the person God wants to bless.

Be bold. Be real. And let God bless the real you.

Happy new week everyone

Waiting is hard, especially when you’re praying for a breakthrough or a long-awaited answer. But God’s timing is perfect. He sees what you cannot and knows what’s best for you. The waiting season is not a wasted season—it’s where God refines you, strengthens you, and prepares you for the blessings ahead.

Use this time to grow closer to Him. Trust that the delay is part of His divine plan. When the right time comes, what you’ve been praying for will exceed your expectations.

Don’t give up in the waiting. God is working behind the scenes, and your miracle is closer than you think.

#SeasonsOfWaiting #GodsTimingIsPerfect #FaithfulInTheWait #TrustTheProcess #HopeInDelay #PatienceAndFaith #GodIsWorking #FaithJourney

Think about the last time you accomplished something meaningful. Did it happen by accident, or did you have a clear plan? The same principle applies to your finances—setting financial goals is the foundation of success.

Why Set Financial Goals?

Gives you direction and purpose.
Helps you focus your resources.
Motivates you to stick to your budget and save.
How to Set Smart Financial Goals:

Be Specific: Instead of saying, “I want to save money,” set a goal like, “I’ll save $10,000 in 12 months.”
Make it Measurable: Track your progress regularly to stay motivated.
Ensure It’s Achievable: Be realistic based on your income and expenses.
Set a Timeline: Deadlines create urgency and help you stay on track.
Break It Down: Divide big goals into smaller, manageable milestones.
Pro Tip: Write down your goals and review them often. The clearer your goals are, the more likely you are to achieve them.

Hashtags: #FinancialGoals #SmartMoneyMoves #MoneyManagement #WealthBuilding #BudgetingTips #SuccessMindset

3. Saving vs. Investing: Which Should You Focus On?
Saving and investing are both essential to building wealth, but they serve different purposes. So, how do you know when to save and when to invest?

When to Save:

You’re building an emergency fund (3–6 months of living expenses).
You’re saving for short-term goals like a vacation or down payment.
You want easy access to your money without the risk of loss.
When to Invest:

You’re aiming for long-term growth (5+ years).
You’re comfortable with some level of risk.
You want your money to grow faster than inflation.
Key Differences:

Savings: Low risk, low reward. Best for safety and liquidity.
Investing: Higher risk, higher potential reward. Best for building wealth over time.
Pro Tip: Strike a balance. Build your savings first, then start investing to grow your money. Both are essential to your financial health.

#SavingVsInvesting #SmartMoneyMoves #FinancialFreedom #WealthBuilding #PersonalFinance #InvestingTips

You may feel like you’ve hit rock bottom, like the chapter you’re living is the end of your story. But God is the ultimate Author, and He never leaves His work unfinished. The pain, the trials, the setbacks—they’re just part of the process.

Your story is one of redemption, restoration, and victory. Hold on to hope. The season of struggle is temporary, but the blessings coming your way are eternal. Don’t give up when you’re so close to breakthrough.

Let your scars become your testimony. What seems like the end today will be the beginning of something beautiful tomorrow.

#YourStoryMatters #GodIsNotFinished #HopeInHardship #RedemptionStory #BreakthroughIsComing #TrustGodsPlan #InspirationForToday #FaithfulLiving

You were created for a reason. God didn’t place you on this earth by accident. There’s a purpose inside of you that only you can fulfill. But living with purpose requires intentionality—it means aligning your plans, actions, and heart with God’s will.

Purpose is not just about achieving big goals; it’s about making a difference in the lives of others. It’s about using your gifts, talents, and experiences to glorify God and bring hope to the world around you.

Stop waiting for the perfect moment to step into your calling. Start where you are, with what you have. Trust God to lead you, and He will equip you for every step of the journey.

#LiveWithPurpose #GodsCalling #FaithfulLiving #PurposeDriven #InspirationForLife #TrustGodsPlan #HopeAndFaith #KingdomImpact

Artificial intelligence (AI) is one of the most transformative technologies of our time, offering immense potential to revolutionize industries, solve complex problems, and enhance daily life. Its power lies in its ability to analyze vast amounts of data, learn patterns, and make predictions or decisions that improve over time. Here are some key aspects of AI's power:
1. Automation and Efficiency

AI can perform repetitive and mundane tasks, freeing up human workers to focus on creative and strategic endeavors.

In industries like manufacturing, AI-powered robots enhance productivity and reduce errors.

2. Personalization

AI tailors user experiences in real-time, from personalized recommendations on streaming platforms to customized marketing strategies.

3. Data-Driven Decision Making

AI excels at processing and analyzing big data, providing insights that inform better decision-making across sectors such as finance, healthcare, and logistics.

4. Healthcare Breakthroughs

AI assists in diagnosing diseases, developing drugs, and creating personalized treatment plans, improving patient outcomes.

Tools like AI-powered imaging detect illnesses like cancer earlier than traditional methods.

5. Natural Language Processing (NLP)

AI systems like chatbots, virtual assistants, and language models (e.g., ChatGPT) enable seamless communication between humans and machines.

6. Autonomous Systems

Self-driving cars, drones, and robots use AI to navigate and make decisions without human intervention, reshaping industries like transportation and logistics.

7. Scientific Discovery

AI accelerates research by simulating experiments, analyzing data, and identifying patterns that lead to new discoveries in fields like climate science and biology.

Challenges and Ethical Considerations

While AI holds incredible promise, it also poses challenges such as:

* Bias in algorithms

* Job displacement

* Privacy concerns

* Ethical dilemmas in decision-making

Harnessing AI responsibly requires robust governance, transparency, and collaboration between governments, organizations, and communities.

What specific aspects of AI are you most interested in exploring?