• When a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brothers and friends you call it technology. But when your grandmother in the village use just a mirror an ordinary mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft, it about tym we value our Nigerian products.
    #Nkoketoabasi has spoken
    When a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brothers and friends you call it technology. But when your grandmother in the village use just a mirror an ordinary mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft, it about tym we value our Nigerian products. #Nkoketoabasi has spoken
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  • No one is more respectful than a person who want to borrow money from you...........
    He can even greet ur dog ..........
    Hello Bingo hw are u?
    Ur Free to make ur enquiry sha.
    Nkoketoabasi is always on point
    No one is more respectful than a person who want to borrow money from you........... He can even greet ur dog .......... Hello Bingo hw are u? Ur Free to make ur enquiry sha. Nkoketoabasi is always on point ☝️
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  • I need your help please
    Can someone here deposit money into my bank account? don't get it twisted i just want to know if my alert is still working av not received any alert for some days now.
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    I need your help please Can someone here deposit money into my bank account? don't get it twisted i just want to know if my alert is still working av not received any alert for some days now. #Nkoketoabasi
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  • When a girl uploads a beautiful photo on social media.Her main boyfriend will just like an comment briefly like " Beautiful" or "cute". (But aspiring boyfriend an secret admire)Will be shouting Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow like police sirens. I hope you get de point now
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    When a girl uploads a beautiful photo on social media.Her main boyfriend will just like an comment briefly like " Beautiful" or "cute". (But aspiring boyfriend an secret admire)Will be shouting Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow 😲😲😲 like police sirens. I hope you get de point now Nkoketoabasi
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  • How to cross road in 9ja pls pay maximum attention
    Always make sure u look right an left for cars an bikes, look up for aeroplane , down for bomb, back for kidnappers,look side,hold ur bag tight an watch the person beside u ,then walk zig zag zig zag to avoid stray bullets.
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    How to cross road in 9ja pls pay maximum attention Always make sure u look right an left for cars 🚗 an bikes🚲, look up for aeroplane ,✈️🛫 down for bomb, back for kidnappers,look side,hold ur bag tight an watch the person beside u ,then walk zig zag zig zag to avoid stray bullets. #Nkoketoabasi #Reporting
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  • That awkward moment when that 5star hotel attendant tells you a bottle of coke is #3000. You"ll start explaining and describing coke like"i mean coke...Not the alcoholic type oo.The mineral type...I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi.....
    The one coca-cola produced.
    #Hang your jacket were you can remove it pls.
    #Nkoketoabasi has spoken
    That awkward moment when that 5star hotel attendant tells you a bottle of coke is #3000. You"ll start explaining and describing coke like"i mean coke...Not the alcoholic type oo.The mineral type...I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi..... The one coca-cola produced. #Hang your jacket were you can remove it pls. #Nkoketoabasi has spoken
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  • Some girls are funny sha, you know you have Big Tommy and you will wear High waist pants and Tucking your shirt, Thereby making your shape look like Gotv Remote.sorry I com in peace
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    Some girls are funny sha, you know you have Big Tommy and you will wear High waist pants and Tucking your shirt, Thereby making your shape look like Gotv Remote.sorry I com in peace #nkoketoabasi
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  • Even breakup is not as painful as seeing your neighbors having light when your don't have, very painful
    #Nkoketoabasi reporting
    Even breakup is not as painful as seeing your neighbors having light when your don't have, very painful #Nkoketoabasi reporting
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  • I attended a burial of my friend's grandfather since on Saturday but their tradition is that, at every burial ceremony,an old man would come out an announced the next person to die, so the old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to die, I tell you guys we're still here at the burial ground and I should have resume work since on Monday i need your help.
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    I attended a burial of my friend's grandfather since on Saturday but their tradition is that, at every burial ceremony,an old man would come out an announced the next person to die, so the old man said the first person to leave the burial ground will be the next to die, I tell you guys we're still here at the burial ground and I should have resume work since on Monday i need your help. #Nkoketoabasi
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  • Next time I lose my mind, I swear I will not waste my time looking for it again
    #Nkoketoabasi has spoken
    Next time I lose my mind, I swear I will not waste my time looking for it again #Nkoketoabasi has spoken
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