• *Laugh Again this night*

    1. When I finally graduate wit my P.H.D... not even my wife is allow to call me baby.... It ll be DR Baby

    2. My wife wanted to d!sgrace me in front of her parents by telling them am not good in bed,but her sister shøuted eei its a líe

    3. Before u fāll in love, test the strēngth of your héart by
    playing soçcer bēt with your rent.


    4. I wonder what Nepa will tell God on júdgēmênt day, simple instruction let there be light you can't obey we all go meet there aswear

    5. Not all båd dreams are sp!ritúal attaçk sometimes you need to wash your pillows and bedsheets regularly

    6. Ehard oooo.... the kids who will do hoosaana hoosaana and go around with palm fruits are all now Slây Queens and Frāúd bois



    7. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avøid "sørry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything

    8. You want hârd working woman???
    Download MØRTAL KØMBAT den choose SONYA

    9. I asked for this fine girl's number, she deçlíned. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can fāll

    10. Maths class10+5 =15
    Maths exâms if a motorcycle has two tyres and black alloy wheels, how old is the OKADA man🙆🏿‍♂️

    11. Welcome to Nigeria

    Where it is much more easier to find a prëgnānt møsquito than to find a 12 years old v!rgin.


    12. You are trying to go without reaçting heaven is far from you
    *Laugh Again this night*😂 😂 🤣 🤣 1. When I finally graduate wit my P.H.D... not even my wife is allow to call me baby.... It ll be DR Baby 🙄😂😂😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ 2. My wife wanted to d!sgrace me in front of her parents by telling them am not good in bed,but her sister shøuted eei its a líe🤣🤣😂😂 3. Before u fāll in love💞, test the strēngth of your héart ❤️ by playing soçcer bēt with your rent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 4. I wonder what Nepa will tell God on júdgēmênt day, simple instruction let there be light you can't obey🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 we all go meet there aswear😂 5. Not all båd dreams are sp!ritúal attaçk sometimes you need to wash your pillows and bedsheets regularly🤷😂🤣 6. Ehard oooo.... the kids who will do hoosaana hoosaana and go around with palm fruits are all now Slây Queens and Frāúd bois 😂😂😂😂 7. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avøid "sørry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything 😂 😂 😂 8. You want hârd working woman???😒 Download MØRTAL KØMBAT den choose SONYA🤪 9. I asked for this fine girl's number, she deçlíned. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can fāll 😂😂😂 10. Maths class👉10+5 =15 Maths exâms 👉if a motorcycle has two tyres and black alloy wheels, how old is the OKADA man🙆🏿‍♂️😂 11. Welcome to Nigeria Where it is much more easier to find a prëgnānt møsquito than to find a 12 years old v!rgin. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 12. You are trying to go without reaçting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏
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  • "If there were prophets among you,I the Lord will reveal myself in visions, I would speak to them in dreams. But not with my servant Moses, of the entire house he is the one I trust. I speak to him face to face,clearly and not in riddles. He sees the Lord as he is".(Number 13:78)
    "If there were prophets among you,I the Lord will reveal myself in visions, I would speak to them in dreams. But not with my servant Moses, of the entire house he is the one I trust. I speak to him face to face,clearly and not in riddles. He sees the Lord as he is".(Number 13:78)
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  • Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.”
    Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams.”
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  • OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL

    DATE: THURSDAY JULY 24TH 2025

    TOPIC: ANOINT AND PRAY OVER YOUR CHILDREN

    MEMORISE:
    "And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions.” - (Joel 2:28)

    READ: 1 SAMUEL 16:12-13 (KJV)

    12 And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he.

    13 Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward. So Samuel rose up, and went to Ramah.

    MESSAGE:

    Parents cannot raise their children all by themselves. This is because many other factors are involved in a child's destiny that parents cannot control. Some of these factors include the environment where their children are growing up, the people they interact with, their genetic makeup, and even spiritual forces that surround their entire family and the children in particular. This is why, beyond all the things that parents do physically to raise their children, they must also pray for them regularly and seek God's help to raise them correctly. Parents must also anoint and pray over their children regularly to protect them from evil forces.

    In the short time that I have spent on the earth, I have seen the enemy work all manners of evil in the lives of children. Many times, some parents heap blames on their children for lacking focus, being unserious, or being lazy when they do not succeed, especially in their academics. They get frustrated that they are spending so much money on them without good results. They may not know that there might be forces of darkness that are hindering the child's progress. It is possible for a student to study very hard and just blank out in the examination hall. There was a case at the University of Lagos some years ago where, right in the examination hall, a young man just began to urinate non-stop. There was some pandemonium, and those around him began to call an ambulance. However, he told them that this was not the case for the doctor and that they should call his pastor instead. His pastor prayed for him, and he was healed.

    The anointing sets a child apart for greatness. Although David was destined to be the king of Israel, that destiny did not find expression until he was anointed. After he was anointed, the Bible says that the Spirit of the Lord came upon him from that day forward (1 Samuel 16:13). In the very next chapter, he killed the Philistine giant, Goliath, and became a national figure (1 Samuel 17:48-51). If you are a parent, speak God's counsel over your children and anoint them regularly. Let them know that they belong to God and that anyone who touches them touches the apple of God's eye (Zechariah 2:8). I pray that God will protect every child from the attacks of the enemy, in Jesus' name.

    KEY POINT:
    Anointing and praying over children regularly protects them from the devil's plans and sets them apart for greatness.

    BIBLE IN ONE YEAR: ISAIAH 35-37

    AUTHOR PASTOR E A ADEBOYE

    HYMNAL: 16 - 'TIS SO SWEET TO TRUST IN JESUS

    1 ’Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus,
    Just to take Him at His word;
    Just to rest upon His promise;
    Just to know, Thus saith the Lord.

    Jesus, Jesus, how I trust Him,
    How I’ve proved Him o’er and o’er,
    Jesus, Jesus, Precious Jesus!
    O for grace to trust Him more.

    2 O how sweet to trust in Jesus,
    Just to trust His cleansing blood;
    Just in simple faith to plunge me,
    ’Neath the healing, cleansing flood.

    3 Yes, ’tis sweet to trust in Jesus,
    Just from sin and self to cease;
    Just from Jesus simply taking
    Life, and rest, and joy, and peace.

    4 I’m so glad I learned to trust Thee,
    Precious Jesus, Savior, Friend;
    And I know that Thou art with me,
    Wilt be with me to the end.
    OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL DATE: THURSDAY JULY 24TH 2025 TOPIC: ANOINT AND PRAY OVER YOUR CHILDREN MEMORISE: "And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions.” - (Joel 2:28) READ: 1 SAMUEL 16:12-13 (KJV) 12 And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he. 13 Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward. So Samuel rose up, and went to Ramah. MESSAGE: Parents cannot raise their children all by themselves. This is because many other factors are involved in a child's destiny that parents cannot control. Some of these factors include the environment where their children are growing up, the people they interact with, their genetic makeup, and even spiritual forces that surround their entire family and the children in particular. This is why, beyond all the things that parents do physically to raise their children, they must also pray for them regularly and seek God's help to raise them correctly. Parents must also anoint and pray over their children regularly to protect them from evil forces. In the short time that I have spent on the earth, I have seen the enemy work all manners of evil in the lives of children. Many times, some parents heap blames on their children for lacking focus, being unserious, or being lazy when they do not succeed, especially in their academics. They get frustrated that they are spending so much money on them without good results. They may not know that there might be forces of darkness that are hindering the child's progress. It is possible for a student to study very hard and just blank out in the examination hall. There was a case at the University of Lagos some years ago where, right in the examination hall, a young man just began to urinate non-stop. There was some pandemonium, and those around him began to call an ambulance. However, he told them that this was not the case for the doctor and that they should call his pastor instead. His pastor prayed for him, and he was healed. The anointing sets a child apart for greatness. Although David was destined to be the king of Israel, that destiny did not find expression until he was anointed. After he was anointed, the Bible says that the Spirit of the Lord came upon him from that day forward (1 Samuel 16:13). In the very next chapter, he killed the Philistine giant, Goliath, and became a national figure (1 Samuel 17:48-51). If you are a parent, speak God's counsel over your children and anoint them regularly. Let them know that they belong to God and that anyone who touches them touches the apple of God's eye (Zechariah 2:8). I pray that God will protect every child from the attacks of the enemy, in Jesus' name. KEY POINT: Anointing and praying over children regularly protects them from the devil's plans and sets them apart for greatness. BIBLE IN ONE YEAR: ISAIAH 35-37 AUTHOR PASTOR E A ADEBOYE HYMNAL: 16 - 'TIS SO SWEET TO TRUST IN JESUS 1 ’Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, Just to take Him at His word; Just to rest upon His promise; Just to know, Thus saith the Lord. Jesus, Jesus, how I trust Him, How I’ve proved Him o’er and o’er, Jesus, Jesus, Precious Jesus! O for grace to trust Him more. 2 O how sweet to trust in Jesus, Just to trust His cleansing blood; Just in simple faith to plunge me, ’Neath the healing, cleansing flood. 3 Yes, ’tis sweet to trust in Jesus, Just from sin and self to cease; Just from Jesus simply taking Life, and rest, and joy, and peace. 4 I’m so glad I learned to trust Thee, Precious Jesus, Savior, Friend; And I know that Thou art with me, Wilt be with me to the end.
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  • I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together, sweet dreams wonderful people
    I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together, sweet dreams wonderful people 💞 💥 💤
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  • OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL

    DATE: THURSDAY JULY 24TH 2025

    TOPIC: ANOINT AND PRAY OVER YOUR CHILDREN

    MEMORISE:
    "And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions.” - (Joel 2:28)

    READ: 1 SAMUEL 16:12-13 (KJV)

    12 And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he.

    13 Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward. So Samuel rose up, and went to Ramah.

    MESSAGE:

    Parents cannot raise their children all by themselves. This is because many other factors are involved in a child's destiny that parents cannot control. Some of these factors include the environment where their children are growing up, the people they interact with, their genetic makeup, and even spiritual forces that surround their entire family and the children in particular. This is why, beyond all the things that parents do physically to raise their children, they must also pray for them regularly and seek God's help to raise them correctly. Parents must also anoint and pray over their children regularly to protect them from evil forces.

    In the short time that I have spent on the earth, I have seen the enemy work all manners of evil in the lives of children. Many times, some parents heap blames on their children for lacking focus, being unserious, or being lazy when they do not succeed, especially in their academics. They get frustrated that they are spending so much money on them without good results. They may not know that there might be forces of darkness that are hindering the child's progress. It is possible for a student to study very hard and just blank out in the examination hall. There was a case at the University of Lagos some years ago where, right in the examination hall, a young man just began to urinate non-stop. There was some pandemonium, and those around him began to call an ambulance. However, he told them that this was not the case for the doctor and that they should call his pastor instead. His pastor prayed for him, and he was healed.

    The anointing sets a child apart for greatness. Although David was destined to be the king of Israel, that destiny did not find expression until he was anointed. After he was anointed, the Bible says that the Spirit of the Lord came upon him from that day forward (1 Samuel 16:13). In the very next chapter, he killed the Philistine giant, Goliath, and became a national figure (1 Samuel 17:48-51). If you are a parent, speak God's counsel over your children and anoint them regularly. Let them know that they belong to God and that anyone who touches them touches the apple of God's eye (Zechariah 2:8). I pray that God will protect every child from the attacks of the enemy, in Jesus' name.

    KEY POINT:
    Anointing and praying over children regularly protects them from the devil's plans and sets them apart for greatness.

    BIBLE IN ONE YEAR: ISAIAH 35-37

    AUTHOR PASTOR E A ADEBOYE

    HYMNAL: 16 - 'TIS SO SWEET TO TRUST IN JESUS

    1 ’Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus,
    Just to take Him at His word;
    Just to rest upon His promise;
    Just to know, Thus saith the Lord.

    Jesus, Jesus, how I trust Him,
    How I’ve proved Him o’er and o’er,
    Jesus, Jesus, Precious Jesus!
    O for grace to trust Him more.

    2 O how sweet to trust in Jesus,
    Just to trust His cleansing blood;
    Just in simple faith to plunge me,
    ’Neath the healing, cleansing flood.

    3 Yes, ’tis sweet to trust in Jesus,
    Just from sin and self to cease;
    Just from Jesus simply taking
    Life, and rest, and joy, and peace.

    4 I’m so glad I learned to trust Thee,
    Precious Jesus, Savior, Friend;
    And I know that Thou art with me,
    Wilt be with me to the end.
    OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL DATE: THURSDAY JULY 24TH 2025 TOPIC: ANOINT AND PRAY OVER YOUR CHILDREN MEMORISE: "And it shall come to pass afterward, that I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh; and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions.” - (Joel 2:28) READ: 1 SAMUEL 16:12-13 (KJV) 12 And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he. 13 Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward. So Samuel rose up, and went to Ramah. MESSAGE: Parents cannot raise their children all by themselves. This is because many other factors are involved in a child's destiny that parents cannot control. Some of these factors include the environment where their children are growing up, the people they interact with, their genetic makeup, and even spiritual forces that surround their entire family and the children in particular. This is why, beyond all the things that parents do physically to raise their children, they must also pray for them regularly and seek God's help to raise them correctly. Parents must also anoint and pray over their children regularly to protect them from evil forces. In the short time that I have spent on the earth, I have seen the enemy work all manners of evil in the lives of children. Many times, some parents heap blames on their children for lacking focus, being unserious, or being lazy when they do not succeed, especially in their academics. They get frustrated that they are spending so much money on them without good results. They may not know that there might be forces of darkness that are hindering the child's progress. It is possible for a student to study very hard and just blank out in the examination hall. There was a case at the University of Lagos some years ago where, right in the examination hall, a young man just began to urinate non-stop. There was some pandemonium, and those around him began to call an ambulance. However, he told them that this was not the case for the doctor and that they should call his pastor instead. His pastor prayed for him, and he was healed. The anointing sets a child apart for greatness. Although David was destined to be the king of Israel, that destiny did not find expression until he was anointed. After he was anointed, the Bible says that the Spirit of the Lord came upon him from that day forward (1 Samuel 16:13). In the very next chapter, he killed the Philistine giant, Goliath, and became a national figure (1 Samuel 17:48-51). If you are a parent, speak God's counsel over your children and anoint them regularly. Let them know that they belong to God and that anyone who touches them touches the apple of God's eye (Zechariah 2:8). I pray that God will protect every child from the attacks of the enemy, in Jesus' name. KEY POINT: Anointing and praying over children regularly protects them from the devil's plans and sets them apart for greatness. BIBLE IN ONE YEAR: ISAIAH 35-37 AUTHOR PASTOR E A ADEBOYE HYMNAL: 16 - 'TIS SO SWEET TO TRUST IN JESUS 1 ’Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, Just to take Him at His word; Just to rest upon His promise; Just to know, Thus saith the Lord. Jesus, Jesus, how I trust Him, How I’ve proved Him o’er and o’er, Jesus, Jesus, Precious Jesus! O for grace to trust Him more. 2 O how sweet to trust in Jesus, Just to trust His cleansing blood; Just in simple faith to plunge me, ’Neath the healing, cleansing flood. 3 Yes, ’tis sweet to trust in Jesus, Just from sin and self to cease; Just from Jesus simply taking Life, and rest, and joy, and peace. 4 I’m so glad I learned to trust Thee, Precious Jesus, Savior, Friend; And I know that Thou art with me, Wilt be with me to the end.
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  • Fight for your dreams, and your dreams will fight for you.
    Fight for your dreams, and your dreams will fight for you.
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  • Happy Birthday My Lovely and Little Angel ,
    May your special day be filled with joy, love, and laughter. May God bless you with good health, success, and happiness in all your endeavors. I'm so grateful to have you as My Lovely & Beautiful Sister and I cherish our bond. May this new year bring you closer to your dreams and aspirations In JESUS Name Amen
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN MY LITTLE ANGEL
    Happy Birthday My Lovely and Little Angel 🎉, May your special day be filled with joy, love, and laughter. May God bless you with good health, success, and happiness in all your endeavors. I'm so grateful to have you as My Lovely & Beautiful Sister and I cherish our bond. May this new year bring you closer to your dreams and aspirations In JESUS Name Amen 🙏❤️🙏🙏♥️ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONCE AGAIN MY LITTLE ANGEL 🥳
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  • Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
    Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
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  • The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
    The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
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  • Success is not a matter of luck — it is the result of dedication, effort, and persistence. Hard work is the bridge that connects dreams to reality. When we consistently put in the effort, even in the face of challenges, we build the skills, resilience, and discipline needed to succeed. Every small step taken with determination brings us closer to our goals. While talent may give a head start, it is hard work that sustains progress and opens doors to new opportunities. In the end, those who work hard often rise above obstacles and achieve lasting success

    Success is not a matter of luck — it is the result of dedication, effort, and persistence. Hard work is the bridge that connects dreams to reality. When we consistently put in the effort, even in the face of challenges, we build the skills, resilience, and discipline needed to succeed. Every small step taken with determination brings us closer to our goals. While talent may give a head start, it is hard work that sustains progress and opens doors to new opportunities. In the end, those who work hard often rise above obstacles and achieve lasting success
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  • Nobody can believe in ur Dreams better than You
    Nobody can believe in ur Dreams better than You 💪
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