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SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER

From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan

Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,

It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.

How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.

I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.

Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.

I remain,
Yours in eternal resistance,
Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan
Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken

Beware of the semolina trap— it’s refined, not wise!

It spikes your blood sugar, crashes your mood—

no nutritional prize.

Stripped of fiber, packed with carbs, it’s a sneaky disguise…

Gluten’s foe that supports tissue grief,

Sabotaging your size, resulting in a waistline demise!

Watch out!

Your health is on a decline.

Processed pastas with sugary lie that bleaches your cells

With semo, insulin screams, inflammation schemes— A metabolic crime.

This plate seemed “harmless” - but your gut pays the utmost debt, it did not owe.

Trash the semolina, It belongs to the waste bin—

Stop playing Ludo with your health, it's too precious for that.

DISADVANTAGES OF COURT MARRIAGE.

1. You can not marry more than one wife like Oga Ned (Na bigamy, 5 to 7 years of FREE beans)

2. You can not control your wife the way you want like our fathers did

3. You can not ask your wife to pack her load and go back to her parents' house just like that even though you catch her with another man on your matrimonial bed

4. If you like to return bride price, if you do not go through divorce, you are still married

5. You can not have a side chick with peace of mind

6. If you don't write a WILL, if you kpai mistakenly ehn
All your properties in heaven and Earth go to your wife

7. Nothing like the husband is the head, na equal rights you and your wife get before the law

8. If you give another woman belle outside, na Adultery and your wife can use you cashout

9. Small help wey she render when you dey build your house, the law don consider am say she contributed to the acquisition of that property, them go share am during divorce

10. Once the marriage reaches 15 years and your wife gets some issues, wey no go fit, make her work again, then for one reason, or the other una come divorce My brother, na you go dey take her responsibility until she marry another man and if she no marries another man You gonna continua for taking care of her.

11. My brother, divorce, no easy ooo
E dey very expensive, for a start lawyer go collect at least 100k to 150k and that divorce process fit last 3 to 5 yrs and na so you go dey spend money up and down.

12. Court marriage (statutory marriage) is cheap, but to end am, na season film, e no dey end easily

13. Na crime to ask your wife to stop work and become full housewife. (FREE BEANS FOR YOU)

Ign0rance of the law is no excuse.

Trade with caution ..
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The FBI has disclosed that the United States lost nearly $65 million over the past two years due to financially motivated sextortion crimes allegedly perpetrated by Nigerian nationals.

Italian Cardinal Giovanni Angelo Becciu, who was convicted of fraud and embezzlement, has asserted that he should be allowed to take part in the upcoming conclave to elect a new Pope, despite being designated a “non-elector.”

Becciu, once a prominent figure in the Vatican, was asked by Pope Francis in 2020 to step down from his roles and privileges following a financial scandal. He was later convicted of financial crimes in 2023 but has since appealed the verdict.

Despite his current status, the cardinal insists he should still be allowed to help choose the next Pope.

25 THINGS TO DO WHEN ARRESTED AND ACCUSED OF A CRIME IN A NIGERIAN POLICE STATION

1. Stay calm and composed – Panic can make you say or do the wrong thing.

2. Ask for the reason for your arrest – The police must inform you why you're being arrested.

3. Request to see the arrest warrant if applicable – Especially for non-immediate arrests.

4. Identify the police officers involved – Take note of their names, ranks, and stations.

5. Inform someone you trust immediately – Let a relative, friend, or lawyer know where you are.

6. Insist on your right to remain silent – You are not obligated to answer questions without a lawyer.

7. Request to call your lawyer – You have the right to legal representation.

8. Be polite and respectful to officers – It reduces tension and avoids escalation.

9. Observe everything around you – Take mental note of the station, time, people, and treatment.

10. Demand to be charged or released within 24–48 hours – As per the Nigerian Constitution.

11. Ask for bail if the offence is bailable – Most offences are. Bail is a constitutional right.

12. Keep your personal items safe – Secure your phone, wallet, and other belongings.

13. Insist on a medical check-up if injured or sick – You have the right to medical care.

14. Record or write down your experience if possible – Especially any abuse or illegality.

15. Request a copy of any statement you make – It’s your right. Don't sign what you didn’t say.

16. Complain to the Divisional Police Officer (DPO) if maltreated – You can escalate within the station.

17. Contact a human rights or legal aid organization – Especially if your rights are being violated.

18. Be observant about any potential witnesses around – They might be helpful later.

19. Ask for the name and details of your case officer – For follow-up and accountability.

20. Stay truthful and consistent in what you say – Lies can complicate your case.

21. Request to know your offence classification (bailable or non-bailable) – This determines your next step.

22. Stay mentally strong and prayerful – It helps you stay alert and resilient.

23. Report any demand for bribes to higher authorities – You can also report anonymously later.

24. Request proper documentation for your detention or bail – Never leave without it.

25. Remain hopeful and proactive about your defence – Being accused isn’t the end.

25 THINGS NOT TO DO WHEN ARRESTED AND ACCUSED OF A CRIME IN A NIGERIAN POLICE STATION

1. Do not resist arrest violently – This could lead to additional charges or harm.

2. Do not argue aggressively with police officers – It could provoke abuse or further trouble.

3. Do not attempt to bribe a police officer – It’s a criminal offence and can be used against you.

4. Do not speak without thinking – Anything you say can be used against you.

5. Do not admit to a crime you didn’t commit – Even under pressure or threat.

6. Do not sign any statement you didn’t write or understand – Insist your lawyer is present.

7. Do not threaten the police or other detainees – It worsens your case.

8. Do not run or attempt escape – It could get you shot or lead to additional charges.

9. Do not disclose too much personal information – Especially to unknown people in custody.

10. Do not cry or beg excessively – It can make you appear guilty or weak.

11. Do not lie unnecessarily – Contradictions can destroy your defence.

12. Do not provoke others in the cell – Stay out of trouble with fellow detainees.

13. Do not destroy any documents or evidence – It’s a criminal offence.

14. Do not call too many people randomly – Call someone you trust, not everyone in your contact list.

15. Do not accept legal advice from just anyone – Only rely on a qualified lawyer.

16. Do not volunteer to settle “in-house” without legal advice – It could be a trap.

17. Do not post about your arrest on social media immediately – It can affect your case.

18. Do not insult or mock the police station or officers – It’s risky and unnecessary.

19. Do not carry drugs or weapons to the station – Even unintentionally, it’s a serious offence.

20. Do not try to run your mouth to show you “know people” – It can backfire.

21. Do not refuse bail terms without understanding them – Ask your lawyer to review first.

22. Do not let fear control you – Fear leads to poor decisions.

23. Do not allow unknown persons to stand as surety – Always use credible and known people.

24. Do not exaggerate or fabricate stories – Stick to the facts.

25. Do not forget to follow up on your case after release – Unattended cases can turn against you later.

A man named Richard Verone walked into a bank in North Carolina, handed the teller a note demanding $1, and then calmly sat down to wait for the police. Why? Because he was desperate for medical care and saw prison as his only option to get treatment.

He had a growth in his chest and other health issues, but no job, no insurance, and no way to pay for a doctor. So he made a heartbreaking decision — get arrested so he could finally see a physician in jail.

He didn’t want to hurt anyone. He didn’t want money. He just wanted help.

It’s a sobering reminder of how badly the system can fail people. No one should have to commit a crime just to see a doctor. No one.

"I'm HIV positive and I will spread it" ~~~Benin girl

If you’re In benin city abeg de use condom oooo

Repost to save lives!

The police should fish out the girl, she's committing health crime

Names, faces behind CBEX fraud unveiled as Nigerians lose ₦1.3 trillion

Investigations by FIJ have revealed the faces of key individuals behind CryptoBridge Exchange (CBEX), a fraudulent investment scheme that scammed Nigerians out of an estimated N1.3 trillion.

CBEX, initially marketed as a quick way to make money without economic value, crashed in April, leaving investors devastated.

As reports emerged, many were unable to access their profile dashboards, confirming the scheme’s collapse.

Despite the growing evidence, many remained in denial until it became clear that their funds had been locked away.

Following the crash, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) launched an investigation into CBEX, vowing to recover the lost funds.

Additionally, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) confirmed that CBEX was unlicensed, having never received approval to operate within Nigeria’s capital market.

FIJ’s investigation has identified several individuals who played major roles in promoting the scheme. CBEX was linked to ST Investment Co., Ltd., owned by Harold David Charles, a 55-year-old Briton.
Charles, presented as a wealth management expert, introduced CBEX to Nigeria through media campaigns in January 2023.


The company itself was not registered, although its affiliate, ST Technologies International, was registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) and issued an anti-money laundering certificate.

The scheme’s other affiliates included Smart Treasure and Super Technology—dubious names with a consistent use of “S.T.”
Among the identified promoters are Adefowora Abiodun and Oluwanisola Adefowora, whose close association suggests they may be siblings or a couple. Other key figures include Seyi Oloyede and Emmanuel Uko.

While the promoters continue to evade questions, investigations into their operations continue.

The aftermath of CBEX’s collapse has left many investors grappling with financial losses, and authorities are working to bring those responsible to justice

Ayatollah Khamenei:
Message from Saudi Arabian king delivered by their Minister of Defense to Imam Khamenei

Khalid bin Salman, Saudi Arabia’s Defense Minister, delivered a message from the King of Saudi Arabia to Imam Khamenei, on Thursday, April 17, 2025.

https://english.khamenei.ir/news/11629

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Highlights of Leader's speech in a meeting with Saudi Arabian Minister of Defense, recieving the message of the king of Saudi Arabia
April 17, 2025

We believe that relations between the Islamic Republic of Iran and Saudi Arabia are beneficial for both countries and that the two countries can add to each other.

There are some who show enmity to the expansion of relations between Iran and Saudi Arabia. We must overcome their hostile motives, and we are prepared in this regard.

In the areas where the Islamic Republic of Iran has made progress, it’s prepared to assist Saudi Arabia.

It’s much better if the brothers in the West Asian region cooperate and assist each other instead of depending on others.

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Being ready to serve as #ImamMahdi’s (aj) soldier

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The million-strong storm of Bengalis in support of #Palestine

#MarchForGaza #StandWithPalestine

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Western influence on East Asian women: A critique of self-serving & detrimental agendas

This article, through a critical lens, discusses how Western-imported policies and values have turned into tools of exploitation and humiliation, rather than empowerment, for women in East Asia.

To read the full article
https://english.khamenei.ir/news/11617

#私が退職した本当の理由
#WomensRights

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Victims of state-ordered terror: Abu Jihad

Imam Khamenei stated on March 31, 2025, that the assassination of prominent figures is one of the Zionist regime's common practices, and that the US and some Western governments support these crimes. This series introduces distinguished individuals who have fallen victim to this state-ordered terrorism.

https://english.khamenei.ir/news/11630

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The Web 3 space is very wide. If it were to be studied in college, it would be a Faculty, not a department or discipline.

Some are Project managers; others are KOLs, some others are traders, and others hunt jobs and do discord and GC moderations. Some are NFT traders, others are Spot traders, some are long-term investors, some are Airdrop hunters, some other people provide liquidity to LPs, while others are founders and builders.

They all make money, and they all have plans and ways to make money. So why would an Airdrop hunter be mocking a trader and vice versa?

"#TON influencers has been paid."

Shouldn't KOLs be paid for their services? If the TON foundation sees that some people have been full supporters of their chain and wants to incentivize them, what exactly on earth is wrong with that?

On what country's laws is that a crime that an influencer is incentivized for his contribution to a project or chain?

What combat are people fighting against each other?

Can everyone be a trader, an Airdrop farmer, or a KOL? No!

We can be one or 2 things and master them. Let all the monkeys sit on their branches.

If you figured out a way to make money and it works for you, make it; if you are generous enough, share it with others. If you are a very good person, share it with the people you believe don't make money instead of mocking people's legitimate hustle.

Why not text or call them and be like, "Hey, I think you could make more money doing this or that?" and see if they help themselves?

What's all the constant need to feel more important than others and the constant need for public validation and making enemies out of thin air that doesn't exist?

Why not let people live their lives if you can't impact them positively?

Why is everything in your heads US vs Them or Me vs Him?