1. Girls with gap teeth Chëāt a lot, they always have Space for another guy

2. Relātionship strëss is so paînful, i scratçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mine

3. I wonder why Women called it menstrúation Instead of womenstruation. They líke shifting all Their Prøblems to men.

4. I always hãtëd weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at fūnërals.

5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be fïghtiñg over who will slēep with me first

6. Nothing is as paînful as swallōwing a stôlên meat without chewing because you thought that someone was coming
Very very paînfül ♨

7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unlôck Phones And Play Candy Crūsh.
At That Age I Was Chewíng Sand🙆‍😒

8. Cant wait to get mārried, one little ārgúment I'm lèâving the ring on the table!

9. That moment when you're tryíng to make a silēnt fárt while chilling with family and the devïl connects the speakers.


10. I swêãr with my life to like and cômment on this post and also foll0w his páge and profile... Remember you don swêãr. Sørry

11. It really paîns me, whenever I make some people laugh, they will go without a liking , cômment and shâre..............


FOLLØW MY PÄGE FOR MORE JOKES DAILY Iyanu Melody the comedian Iyanu Melody

Today is my brother's birthday please guys please guys join me and celebrate you Happy Birthday to you bro long life and prosperity will you live and shine in the

10 TYPES OF WOMEN A MALE FARMER MUST AVOID
Brutal Truths Every Focused Man Needs in 2025

You don’t need witchcraft to fail — just the wrong woman in your space.
Your farm, peace, and future can be destroyed silently… if you're not discerning.

Here’s the harsh truth no one tells male farmers:

1. The Beauty Without Brains – Fine face, empty mind. Can’t support your vision.
2. The “Soft Life Only” Babe – No hustle. Just vibes and expensive taste.
3. The Forever Victim – She’ll drain your emotions, not water your dreams.
4. The Seductress – Knows your weakness, weaponizes it.
5. The Classy Gold-Digger – She’s not in love — she’s in business.
6. The Spiritually Dead – You’re sowing seeds, she’s sowing confusion.
7. Miss Entitled – Wants queen treatment, won’t lift a finger.
8. The Modern Rebel – Can’t build legacy with someone who hates structure.
9. The Ex You Won’t Delete – If she still controls your heart, your hands can’t build.
10. The Destiny Assassin – Sent to waste your time, money, and mind.

Bro, protect your purpose.
Some women aren’t partners… they’re spiritual potholes.

Think legacy. Think vision. Choose wisely.

#MaleFarmerWisdom #FarmWithFocus #AvoidDestinyKillers #AfricanFarmers #DoxaonFarmResort #FarmingAndPurpose #RealTalkForMen #GoatFarmerAfrica #AgropreneurLife

The seminar that will change your life. Help you to achieve your financial freedom and make you to dine and wine with kings.

I“I will never forget the lesson Wizkid taught me. You see, back in the day when I was still under Mavin Records, I dropped one of the biggest love songs in Africa—‘Romantic.’ I featured Tiwa Savage on the track, and the plan was for us to play lovebirds in the music video. You know, hold hands, dance a little, maybe even vibe like a real couple.

But guess what? Tiwa said, ‘I can’t do this. You’re like a child to me. I’m 17 years older than you. I can’t let a small boy rock my body in a music video.’

I was shocked! I mean, it’s just acting, right? But she wouldn’t agree. Because of that, the director had to find a vixen to replace her for the romantic scenes. No problem, we moved on.

Fast forward a few years later, and this same Tiwa was not just dancing but tw£rking for Wizkid! She was all over him, online and offline—and mind you, she’s still older than him, about 11 years’ difference. But this time, age wasn’t a problem anymore.
Make money and be honour

Life isn’t balanced at all.”

Jason Statham is one of the best action heroes around these days.

But before he ever appeared in a movie, he had a life that could easily match any of the tough characters he's played on screen.

Let's take a closer look at his life story:

Still celebrating my mummy.
Happy birthday Mami. The Lord keep and preserve you. I pray Long life and good health for you in Jesus name .

Friends Gada here and bless my mum.

💪🏿 Today is World Malaria Day, and it’s time to recommit to ending malaria.

Malaria is a life-threatening disease spread to humans by some types of mosquitoes. It is mostly found in tropical countries. It is preventable and curable.

In 2023, there were 263 million malaria cases and 597 000 deaths in 83 countries.

We know how to end malaria. The choice is ours: act now or risk losing ground. Ending malaria is not just a health imperative; it is an investment in a more equitable, safer and prosperous future for every nation.

*Here are some key facts to know:*

Malaria claims an estimated 1 life every minute.

95% of deaths from malaria occur in in the African Region.

11 countries in Africa bear two thirds of the world’s malaria burden.

Since 2000, 2.2 billion malaria cases and 12.7 million deaths have been averted.

After years of steady decline in malaria cases and deaths, progress has stalled.

Malaria can be prevented by avoiding mosquito bites and by taking medicines. Talk to a doctor about taking medicines such as chemoprophylaxis before travelling to areas where malaria is common.

*Lower the risk of getting malaria by avoiding mosquito bites:*

1️⃣ Use mosquito nets when sleeping in places where malaria is present.
2️⃣ Use mosquito repellents (containing DEET, IR3535 or Icaridin) after dusk.
3️⃣ Use coils and vaporizers.
4️⃣ Wear protective clothing.
5️⃣ Use window screens.

Learn more about malaria and the World Malaria Day here https://bit.ly/3YL9l2M

Erectile dysfunction isn’t always age.

It’s not always “just stress.”
A lot of men are losing their power because of what they swallow daily—

Pills for blood pressure. Pills for diabetes. And the food that caused the problem in the first place? Still on the plate.

The truth is?
You can’t medicate your way out of a lifestyle that’s killing you.

Fake food, Seed oil, Soda, Sugar—
All silent thieves of circulation, hormones, and confidence.

And those pills?
They manage the symptoms…
While slowly robbing you of what makes you a man. Choking blood flow to your John Thomas.

I'm not telling you to stop your drugs abruptly but there's a healthy path to follow

It doesn’t have to be this way.
Clean up the plate. Rethink the pill. Reclaim your health.
Your diçk isn't gone. It's just being buried under the wrong fuel.

Your manhood deserves better.
Fully. Boldly. Naturally

This is the time to break the bedroom silence and reclaim your fire before it extinguishes

#shakabulous weekend starts NOW.

*Your Real Life Partner Is Not Your Spouse!*

Not your mom.
Not your dad.
Not your spouse.
Not your dear friend
Not even your children.

*It’s Your Body!*

The one thing that stays with you from birth till death is the one you often ignore —
Your Body.

When your body is tired, it whispers.
When you don’t listen, it screams.
And when it finally gives up,
no one else can carry that consequence but you.

What you eat.
How you sleep.
The way you handle stress.
The exercise you avoid.
The sugar you won’t stop eating.

They are all love letters or hate mails to your body.
And your body is always reading them.

You can replace a job.
You can marry someone else.
You can disown whosoever.
You can borrow money.
But you can’t trade bodies.

So start showing up for your realest partner...

—Eat with intention.
—Move daily.
—Sleep like it’s sacred.
—Think thoughts that nourish, not that which poison.
—Say no to stress that’s killing you slowly.

Your body is not a container.
It’s a companion.
Treat it like it matters — because it does.

Indeed, *Your body is where you live... Take very good care of it!*

Menstrual health is a crucial aspect of women's health. Here are some key points:

Importance of Menstrual Health
1. Reproductive health: Menstruation is a natural part of reproductive health.
2. Hormonal balance: Menstruation is regulated by hormones, and irregularities can indicate hormonal imbalances.
3. Overall health: Menstrual health can impact overall physical and mental well-being.

Common Menstrual Issues
1. Dysmenorrhea: Painful periods, often accompanied by cramps, bloating, and mood changes.
2. Menstrual irregularities: Irregular periods, heavy or light bleeding, and changes in menstrual cycle length.
3. Premenstrual syndrome (PMS): Physical and emotional symptoms experienced before menstruation.

Menstrual Hygiene
1. Sanitary products: Pads, tampons, menstrual cups, and period panties.
2. Hygiene practices: Regular changing of sanitary products, washing hands, and maintaining genital hygiene.
3. Disposal: Proper disposal of sanitary products.

Managing Menstrual Health
1. Tracking periods: Keeping track of menstrual cycles to anticipate and prepare for periods.
2. Pain management: Using pain relievers, heat therapy, or other methods to manage menstrual cramps.
3. Lifestyle changes: Maintaining a healthy diet, exercising regularly, and managing stress to alleviate menstrual symptoms.

Breaking the Stigma
1. Open conversations: Encouraging open discussions about menstruation to break the stigma.
2. Education: Providing accurate information about menstrual health to promote awareness and understanding.
3. Support: Offering support and resources for individuals experiencing menstrual-related issues.

By prioritizing menstrual health, women can better manage their symptoms, improve their overall well-being, and break the stigma surrounding menstruation.

Some Great Lessons you should Learn in Life 🩶