“If you see any artist winning multiple Grammy awards, just know they either sold their søul to the d£vil or had to do something funny. The Grammys are no longer a measure of talent. You have to give them something to win it... I told them never to invite me to their awards again, and I threw away all the ones I won to be happy.”

__ Eminem reveals

BREAKING NEWS: Sad News for Onana As Man United New Owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe is replacing Him With Serie A Finest Goalkeeper after a series of mistakes during the match against Lyon, He will Cost Man United Just £45m

Man utd fans are happy with this news. Sir Jim Ratcliffe is winning the heart of many. Andre Onana time in Manchester United has finally come an end
This man is a man of action

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Some men dey complain they are not happy in their marriage but they are producing baby every year. No be juju b dt?

If you wanna be happy, get an old woman from 1990 - 1999 and settle down. Those people are tired.

Happy birthday to Daniela Daughter of Queen May yul Edochie

Police Inspector Slumps and D,ie,s After Watching Arsenal Thrash Real Madrid

A di,ehard fan of Arsenal football club who happened to be an Inspector of Police in Nigeria, Stephen Enang has slumped and d!ed shortly after watching Arsenal defeat Spanish giants, Real Madrid 3-0 on Tuesday, April 8.

According reports, the de,cea,sed, who is attached to the Akim Police Division along IBB Way, Calabar, was watching the match when he suddenly slumped.

An eyewitness said, “We were watching the match at a viewing centre on Abang-Asang Street. He was in great spirits—healthy, happy, cheering every goal. Arsenal scored the first, second, and third goals, and he was overjoyed.

He jumped up in excitement multiple times. But after the final whistle, when everyone started leaving, we noticed Stephen wasn’t getting up like the rest of us. That’s when we realized something was wrong.”

Enang had slumped in his seat and was unresponsive. He was immediately rushed to the Police Hospital in Akim, where medical personnel made frantic efforts to revive him, but he was pronounced de,a,d.

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FACTS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOUR MAN’S SEX LIFE:
Most of the time, you complain that your husband’s demand for sex is too frequent. You feel his crave for sex is similar to his need for food and you can’t help but wonder if sex is the only thing he thinks about.

Men and women in the areas of sex are wired differently. With these variations in mind, all you need to do is to know how men see sex and understand how to relate with your own man. Sex is one thing husbands would ask more of.

Almost all husbands wish their wives can step up their sexual abilities and give them more at “bed time”. Your husband’s case is not different. Ask him and you will be surprised he is likely to be among the 92% of men who say they want more of sex.

– Sex of yesterday is for yesterday. While you are still enjoying the fulfillment of yesterday’s sex, your “lover boy” is already thinking of how to get another one. Remember, every man has a sex drive that is stronger than the average woman.

– A man’s sex drive is one of his strongest drives. You need to know that only a few things matter to a man than his sex life and the sex drive is stronger than any other “drive” in his body. This is the reason nothing really matters to most men whenever they want sex.

– Every man wants his wife to be romantic and involved in bed. No man will love to have a “bedroom failure” as a wife. No matter how religious they are, they want romantic, exciting and tantalizing wives.

– He needs routine sexual gratification the same way his wife needs routine acts of love, care and kindness. Just as you want him to be kind to you; he also wants you to be available in bed at least 2 or 3 times a week.

Crises arise when the wife wants the act of kindness before sex and the man wants sexual gratification before an act of kindness. My word for you wife is; break the cycle. Give him sex, and see if he won’t show you more love and care.

– Virtually every man experiences arousal, attraction and temptation seven times a day. Let him fall into your hands, not into the hands of a strange woman. Help him manage his sexuality.

– Men are moved by what they see. Let your husband be attracted to you. Never allow his secretary to take your position; dress nicely. If you are alone in the house put on skimpy dresses, sexy underwears; let him be moved towards you.

Dress up in front of him. Make it “The-more-you-look-the-more-you-see” affair. Dress slowly to the extent that he will notice you. You are in your palace, “you own your husband.

– Wants the wife to be actively involved in sex. Almost 90% of men said they will be more motivated if their wives can get involved in the bedroom. They said unanimously that they hate “dry and drab” women in their bedrooms.

Your man wants you to be involved during foreplay and love making. He wants you to roll your body, turn, raise your laps, roll your buttocks, hold him, put your breast in his mouth, moan, talk, gibber and show that you are really enjoying him. Make him feel like a real man.

– Men are more aroused when their wives seduce them. Most men enjoy sexual invitations. Surprise your man by inviting him; become the “seducer” and see how happy he will be. Don’t be ashamed to flirt with your husband; be his mistress, his concubine.

– More than 70% of men want sex at least 2 or 3 times a week, while more than 60% of women want sex 2 or 3 times a month.

This is where wisdom comes in for you as a woman. If you must keep your man, protect your home and send strange women far from your husband, then you must learn how to improve your bedroom performance.

Be among the 40 % of women who are enjoying better relationships with their husbands to. Don't forget my aim and purpose is to make sure homes and family union are brought together once again.

Make sure you put everything you have learnt into practice
Be wise.

ADVICE TO ALL MARRIED MEN...

1. If you value your health and you want to live long and have a happy home, let your wife always win an argument. Trust me, it's the shortcut I know to peace of mind! Where there is no wood (fuel), the fire goes out!

2. Stop trying to figure out your wife or understand why she does what she does. It's a waste of precious time. Remember that you (Adam) were put to sleep while she (Eve) was being produced? How can you try to understand an equipment that wasn't assembled in your presence?

3. Marriage is about ACCEPTANCE, not tolerance. Make your marriage relationship-driven, not performance-driven. She was NOT created in your image. Stop projecting YOU into her. Show her the need for change through leadership, not coercion.

4. While a man is rational, the woman is emotional. One (the man) processes via his head, the other processes things through her heart (emotions). One thinks things through, the other feels her way through things. Facts drive you. Intuition drives her. What she can't FEEL, she doesn't SEE!

5. When sex becomes a weapon, a duty or an entitlement, it loses its very essence,
LOVE-MAKING. It simply becomes another chore like dish-washing which nobody looks forward to doing! Play with her. Flirt with her. Serenade her. Hug. Cuddle. Hold hands. Surprise her. Blow gently into her ears while she is cooking or while you are watching a movie together. Be spontaneous. Being a king-kong overlord in "ze oza room" and puffing and panting like a worn-out locomotive while she wonders what just happened can only lead to frustration. Remember, it is never about the size of the weapon but the fury of the attack! (Decode that!)

6. Go out often. Make regular, unscheduled date nights. Take a bath together. Make room for movie nights together either at home or at the cinema.

7. Remember that ONLY THE TWO OF YOU started the journey together and when the children have jumped the nest, only the two of you will remain. So, keep the bond ALL THE WAY and never drop the ball

8. Impregnate her with VISION. Allow her to dream too. Every woman loves a man working towards a future in which she can feature. Remember, woman simply means "womb man". She always wants something to incubate and nourish. You give her a seed, she incubates it and turns it to a baby for you

9. She is your wife, a companion and confidant, not a washing machine, cook or slave. You can't wear her out with chores all day and expect to 'ride' a functional "bicycle" all night! Impossible! Partners help partners by giving a helping hand where needed, even without being told.

10. Love is not 50/50. It is 100%. God didn't say to love your wife when she is submissive. It simply says love her as Christ loved the church and gave himself for her.

11. Be PRESENT. Don't be at home married to your computer, football game or your phone for that matter. Listen when she wants to talk. Even when you don't know what to contribute to the discourse, you will soon discover that all she wanted was for you to listen. Your opinion may not even count!

12. Pray together.j

I'm in love with this quote:
When the h.a.t.e in you is missing in them.
Keep shining!

Happy Thursday......

*CALM DOWN*

Do you remember Oreofeoluwa Lawal? The four year old boy that trended in 2020 for telling his mum to be “calming down”. He became instant internet sensation, met the Governor of Lagos state, and was given a role to play in a movie. Like many people, we were all carried away with the dramatic expression of *“Mummy Calm down”* and we totally lost the message.
“Be calming down” that came from that boy to the mother was a prophetic counsel and instruction. He was simply telling the mother 'relax and take it easy' , though in a dramatic way. Three years down the line, we heard that the mother committed suicide. The message of Oreofeoluwa was not properly interpreted by the mother and the rest of us. She had struggles, pressures, and situations that she could not share with the public, but the Angel of the boy discerned it and said to her three years before she committed suicide, ‘calm down.’

*Calm down* is the message for everyone today. It means cool down, relax, take it easy, don’t panic, do not be anxious, and do not fret. Don’t lose your inner peace. “Calmness is a state of mind and heart where you are at complete peace and free from agitation and are not bound by any strong emotion.” I'm learning how to BE CALM, COOL AND COLLECTED.

*Always calm your mind. When you do, you see life more clearly.*

After you have done your best, calm down.
Never allow worry and aggression to take toll on you.
Learn not to take yourself too seriously.
Learn to dislodge that anxiety and worry that is building a castle within your mind.
Learn not to be intimidated by people’s actions and opinions.
You have just experienced business failure; calm down.
Someone you love died; calm down. You couldn’t meet the target, having done all within your capacity; calm down.
You have the wound of betrayal; calm down.
Your economic power has been decimated; calm down.
You are wrongly accused; calm down. You are confused, feel drained, and have gotten to the end of yourself; calm down.
There are times we just have to stop, sit still, and listen.
*You must learn to put things behind you and calm down*
“The mind is like water. When it’s turbulent, it’s difficult to see. When it’s calm, everything becomes clear.”
King David undestood this when he wrote, “He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters”.
Do not let circumstances around you, especially the behavior of others, to take away your inner peace.

*Today, Be Calm, Be cool and Collected,* *your tomorrow shall be alright.”*
Remember, God does not lead in turbulent waters, He leads you in still waters.
*I am calming down……. What about you?*

*Happy New Day to you all*

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