A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria to U.S.A.

He agreed and carried them into his Aircraft.
Every place was noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane?

The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.
The mad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane.

After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now.
The pilot became happy and asked what did you tell them that made them calm.

The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fain*ted." Thanks for reading

There is a trending video of Blessing CEO where she said;

“I don't snatch husband, instead of me to snatch him, I will put you 6 feet and collect him. I don't drag, I no dey collect person husband. The earth will take you and I will collect the husband. I can't even be sharing man with you, I don't share men, if I want your husband I will take him. I am that bold, me and you go battle preek and trust me, I go bail you collect am. I'm a collector, I dominate. Ogbanje na I be, proud ogbanje. Pray I don't want what you have.!”

Emphasis on “pray I don't want what you have…”

Funny enough or coincidentally, the man Blessing CEO is set to get married to lòst his wife in a questionable manner.

There was a time I wrote about desperate people and what a desperate wvman can do to a good marriage. I wrote that when a popular Nollywood actor was all over celebrating and dancing all over social media with his new wife shortly after he lost his first son who was already a teenager.

The events that occurred at the time, from him having a loving family to suddenly moving on from them to focus on a new found woman who didn't deem it fit to remind him of how insensitive their actions were and how they could affect his first family made me think deeply and when I said women should pray for their husbands not to fall victims of desperate wvmen, some of them didn't see the perspective I was coming from so chose to call me “pick-me”.

See eh, just like Blessing CEO has said, some women are evul, they can go to any length to ruin beautiful things to their own advantage.

If your husband is good and kind, generous and soft, come still fine join am, don't say “he is a man and he should have discipline…” pray for him against the temptation and the trap of a desperate evul woman because when they mistakenly cross path him, they will stop at nothing but to turn him against you, make sure to rob him of anything that connects him to you and just like Blessing CEO said in the trending video, some can even kpai you to enable them take over your marriage and man.

Desperate vvomen dey! Pray for your man. Pray for your family. When I say that some men need help from some kin women, it is because they are obviously trapped and may not even know what they are doing.

For the men, discipline yourself if you have a family you cherish, because if you mistakenly knackk one desperate woman, your own don finish, right before your eyes, they will make you lose everything you once hold dear if it stands in the way of them having you.

Desperate people do desperate things. — Eshi Ayo

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.

*The Harsh Truths About MEN Nobody Wants to Admit*

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1. Men are only loved based on what they provide.
A man without money, status, or value is invisible to society—even to his own family.

2. Men don’t get sympathy, only expectations.
A struggling man is mocked, not helped. The world doesn’t care about his pain—only his productivity.

3. If a man fails, he is on his own.
No safety net, no pity. A failed man is seen as useless, even by those who once praised him.

4. Men are only as good as their last achievement.
Your past success means nothing if you can’t maintain it. The moment you fall, you become irrelevant.

5. Nobody teaches men how to deal with emotions.
Society says “Be a man,” but never explains how to handle pain, stress, or heartbreak.

6. Men are judged by results, not effort.
Nobody cares how hard you try—if you don’t succeed, you’re just making excuses.

7. Men must build themselves from scratch.
No handouts, no shortcuts. A man must create his own value or be ignored.

8. Men’s problems are seen as complaints.
If a man speaks about his struggles, he’s called weak. If he stays silent, he suffers alone.

9. Men are replaceable.
In relationships, jobs, and even families—if a man can’t provide, he’s discarded like an old tool.

10. A man’s worth is always conditional.
No matter how much he loves, gives, or sacrifices, his value is always tied to what he can do.

This is the brutal reality. A man must level up, stay strong, and never expect handouts. Because in the end… Nobody is coming to save you.

*One mistake you should never make with ELECTRICAL APPLIANCES.*

Don’t ever plug in an electric iron, hot plate, or electric kettle with your left hand.

Why?

Because your heart is located slightly towards the left side of your chest.

Now, here’s the truth:

Electric shock follows the path of least resistance in the body.

If CURRENT enters through your left hand, it can pass dangerously close to your HEART, increasing the risk of CARDIAC arrest.

So what should you DO instead?

★ Always use your right hand to plug and unplug electrical appliances.

★ Keep your hands dry. Never handle appliances with wet hands.

★ Wear rubber-soled slippers when using appliances, especially on wet floors.

★ Don’t fix electrical faults if you’re not trained. Call a professional.

★ Keep electrical items away from water sources and children.

It’s not superstition, it’s science and safety.

The heart is not replaceable. Be wise And be Guided.

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Are you ready to laugh this evening

1)When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

2) February can be so harsh, people will be looking for school* *fees,food,rent,money,job,girls will be looking for their period*
3)He says

*Are you feeling weak, Dizzy or feel like vomiting?*
*My sister don't worry the Xmas seed is germinating slowly*



4) A small mistake in a relationship can change your name from Sweetheart ❤ to +234

5) 🙋🏽‍♂🙋🏽‍♂ A pastor announced, if you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left". All the men in the church moved to the left except one man. The pastor was happy that there was at least one strong man, and asked, " How come your wife can't control you? "
The man quietly replied, it's my wife who told me not to move "

6) Just in case you think
your job is boring,
teachers go to school from the age of 5 years until they retire!!! -

7) Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense? -

Not all advises from old people🧔🏾 are good. Remember ****** people grow old too.

9) All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of Cheese balls! -Unknown


10) Finally I have learnt how to toast a girl,
*Hello beautiful pls a minute of ur time biko,does ur mum sell okro because u actually draw my attention"*

11) When English isn't your mother tongue, you'll see twins on the road and be like "woow!! You guys looks face to face

12) Imagine going to hell for lies like
"You're really beautiful"


13)Do girls know that after escorting them at night we go home running with slippers in our hands*

Kindly follow me for more interesting jokes daily

Laugh small

1. Soup wey sweet na better person cook am no be money i beg. Some girls fit use 20k cook soup u go prefer to drink garry sleep.

2. But you don’t have money and someone is trying to help you take care of your girlfriend and you’re still complaining eh bros?

3. Brother Abeg Hustle ooh, so that when you get old you will be playing golf not draft

4. I thought I was bad in biology until a friend told me that aquatic animals are animals from akwa-ibom... Issoryt

5. Not all girls want your money, some only want love, attention and your money

6. One motivational speaker committed suicide yesterday. He left a note for the upcoming ones. In quote, "if I can do it, you too can do it", I still don't understand what hes trying to say

7. She saved my number as "Hmm" on her phone and she said it means "He's My Man"
Then I saved hers with "Mtcheww" and she asked me what it means and I say it means "Mehn this chick has everything we wanted"

8. When you want to be serious, you meet a cheat/unserious person .
When You want to cheat, you meet a serious person .

This life no balance
We move 🚶🏾‍♂️ 🚶🏾‍♂️

9. Baby I will die for you, says a guy that puts medicine inside eba

10. If you're not that fine and you like a fine Nigerian lady on social media, do not start your conversation with "Hi" I repeat don't start with "Hi"
She won't reply you. Just tart with,"Do you use First bank? And watch the miracle happen

11. Wife dey Maintain Shape to Keep Husband, Husband Leave am Go Marry 0robo

12. On Judgment Day About 29,000 Angels Will Be Kept aside As Bouncers to Separate Fight Between White Men and Yahoo Boy's

13. In Nigeria We Don't Need CCTV Camera at Home, Our Neighbors Are Enough

14. Breaking News...
My patient dog just developed ulcer
Motivational speakers should avoid me from today

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