😀😀😀WEEKEND JOKES 😂 😂 😂 1) Na person wey never see problem dey pronounce Nurse as nerse, na for emergency time u go dey hear Noosu Noosu Noosuuu 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 2) This One My Mind is Telling me Go Marry! Go Marry!! Who's using My Name For Prayer Points?😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 3)Boy:* hi fine girl *Girl:* hi 😂 *Boy:* my name is Solomon 😂 *Girl:* so?😂 *Boy:* lomon 😂 This guy is really determined. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 4)Please guys do not insult me 🤨🤨 Among these two, SAW and SAW, which one is used to cut wood and which is past tense of see?😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 5)I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile while walking and then hït your head on a pole😂*😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 6) Prince was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.😀😀😀😀😀😀 PRINCE: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace. PASTOR: Grace is for females. PRINCE : What about Disgrace? 😕🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 7) *Well since this post doesn't concern me, let me use this opportunity to send my sincere condolences to the family & friends of Goliath, it's not easy to lose such a powerful man with just a stone from a boy, a Shephard boy* 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😂😂😂😂😂 8)So because you are cooking rice and chicken I cannot knock to tell you am the one who removed your clothes from rain.👁👃👁*😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 9) *Today is exactly 4yrs I sent my best friend to Test my Girlfriend if she truly loves me, they now married with 2 kids.* I have règretted my actions. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 10) Anytime I enter our kitchen, our last born will be shouting "others have not eaten oh" what does that mean?🙄🙄😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 11) *Sometimes, it is not always your village people that are disturbing you at night it is your bedsheets.* WASH IT...😒😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 12) Séx in bathroom is totally different from what you see in movies o. My neighbor nearly broke his back bone today.😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 Heeeeerrrrrrr!!! He nearly died. 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 13)If you are not rich, reduce your potbelly!* *I am tired of respecting the wrong people.*💔😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 14) Short people are the reason why children shoes are expensive😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 15) Eating chicken and turkey every Xmas is too common😔.. Why don't we try crocodile and anaconda next year🥴💃💃💃😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 16)No deadline for anything ooo😒 Allow your boyfriend rest, make him no come thief my phone🙄*😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 17)some people are still wondering why they are short and urgly It's because your father tried to pull out, so the Rest of your height landed on the bedsheet😂😂😂😂 Nobody should talk to me. 😂😅😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 18) *I wonder why people keep saying "Nobody knows tomorrow"* *Is tomorrow not Sunday ❓*😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😂😀😀 19 Thank you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this page I appreciate you alot guys and I am ready to make you happy always 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 . . Follow DON'T MIND THEM 💞💕💞💞💞💞