*JOKE OF THE DAY*
*Fear woman *
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home, love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes babe *
*Husband:* *Please turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:**(Turns on microwave)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Okay love, goodbye*
_Next day..._
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Okay love, bye*
_Another day..._
*Suspicious husband:* *Where are you??*
*Wife:* *At home love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure??*
*Wife:* *Of course!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Alright my love, bye*
_Next day..._
*The husband calls using his son’s phone *
*Husband:* *Son, where is your mother?*
*Son:* *I don’t know... she went out with the microwave 3 days ago*
*Fear woman *
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home, love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes babe *
*Husband:* *Please turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:**(Turns on microwave)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Okay love, goodbye*
_Next day..._
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Okay love, bye*
_Another day..._
*Suspicious husband:* *Where are you??*
*Wife:* *At home love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure??*
*Wife:* *Of course!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Alright my love, bye*
_Next day..._
*The husband calls using his son’s phone *
*Husband:* *Son, where is your mother?*
*Son:* *I don’t know... she went out with the microwave 3 days ago*
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*Fear woman đ¤*
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home, love*đ
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes babe đ*
*Husband:* *Please turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:**(Turns on microwave)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* âĄđŊī¸
*Husband:* *Okay love, goodbye*đ
_Next day..._
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home love*đ
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* đī¸
*Husband:* *Okay love, bye*đ
_Another day..._
*Suspicious husband:* *Where are you??*đ
*Wife:* *At home love*đ
*Husband:* *Are you sure??*
*Wife:* *Of course!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* âĄđ´
*Husband:* *Alright my love, bye*đ
_Next day..._
*The husband calls using his son’s phone đ*
*Husband:* *Son, where is your mother?*
*Son:* *I don’t know... she went out with the microwave 3 days ago*đđđ¤Ŗđđ¯
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