*JOKE OF THE DAY*

*Fear woman *

*Husband:* *Where are you?*

*Wife:* *At home, love*

*Husband:* *Are you sure?*

*Wife:* *Yes babe *

*Husband:* *Please turn on the microwave!*

*Wife:**(Turns on microwave)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*

*Husband:* *Okay love, goodbye*

_Next day..._

*Husband:* *Where are you?*

*Wife:* *At home love*

*Husband:* *Are you sure?*

*Wife:* *Yes!*

*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!*

*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*

*Husband:* *Okay love, bye*

_Another day..._

*Suspicious husband:* *Where are you??*

*Wife:* *At home love*

*Husband:* *Are you sure??*

*Wife:* *Of course!*

*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!!*

*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*

*Husband:* *Alright my love, bye*

_Next day..._

*The husband calls using his son’s phone *

*Husband:* *Son, where is your mother?*

*Son:* *I don’t know... she went out with the microwave 3 days ago*

🀣🀣🀣 *JOKE OF THE DAY* 😎πŸ’₯ *Fear woman πŸ€”* *Husband:* *Where are you?* *Wife:* *At home, love*πŸ’– *Husband:* *Are you sure?* *Wife:* *Yes babe 😊* *Husband:* *Please turn on the microwave!* *Wife:**(Turns on microwave)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* ⚑🍽️ *Husband:* *Okay love, goodbye*😌 _Next day..._ *Husband:* *Where are you?* *Wife:* *At home love*πŸ’• *Husband:* *Are you sure?* *Wife:* *Yes!* *Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!* *Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* πŸŽ›οΈ *Husband:* *Okay love, bye*😎 _Another day..._ *Suspicious husband:* *Where are you??*πŸ˜’ *Wife:* *At home love*πŸ˜‡ *Husband:* *Are you sure??* *Wife:* *Of course!* *Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!!* *Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* ⚑🍴 *Husband:* *Alright my love, bye*😌 _Next day..._ *The husband calls using his son’s phone πŸ“ž* *Husband:* *Son, where is your mother?* *Son:* *I don’t know... she went out with the microwave 3 days ago*πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ’―
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