*JOKE OF THE DAY*
*Fear woman *
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home, love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes babe *
*Husband:* *Please turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:**(Turns on microwave)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Okay love, goodbye*
_Next day..._
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Okay love, bye*
_Another day..._
*Suspicious husband:* *Where are you??*
*Wife:* *At home love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure??*
*Wife:* *Of course!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Alright my love, bye*
_Next day..._
*The husband calls using his son’s phone *
*Husband:* *Son, where is your mother?*
*Son:* *I don’t know... she went out with the microwave 3 days ago*
*Fear woman *
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home, love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes babe *
*Husband:* *Please turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:**(Turns on microwave)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Okay love, goodbye*
_Next day..._
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Okay love, bye*
_Another day..._
*Suspicious husband:* *Where are you??*
*Wife:* *At home love*
*Husband:* *Are you sure??*
*Wife:* *Of course!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...*
*Husband:* *Alright my love, bye*
_Next day..._
*The husband calls using his son’s phone *
*Husband:* *Son, where is your mother?*
*Son:* *I don’t know... she went out with the microwave 3 days ago*
π€£π€£π€£ *JOKE OF THE DAY* ππ₯
*Fear woman π€*
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home, love*π
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes babe π*
*Husband:* *Please turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:**(Turns on microwave)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* β‘π½οΈ
*Husband:* *Okay love, goodbye*π
_Next day..._
*Husband:* *Where are you?*
*Wife:* *At home love*π
*Husband:* *Are you sure?*
*Wife:* *Yes!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* ποΈ
*Husband:* *Okay love, bye*π
_Another day..._
*Suspicious husband:* *Where are you??*π
*Wife:* *At home love*π
*Husband:* *Are you sure??*
*Wife:* *Of course!*
*Husband:* *Turn on the microwave!!*
*Wife:* *(Turns it on)* *Dreeeeedreeee...* β‘π΄
*Husband:* *Alright my love, bye*π
_Next day..._
*The husband calls using his son’s phone π*
*Husband:* *Son, where is your mother?*
*Son:* *I don’t know... she went out with the microwave 3 days ago*πππ€£ππ―
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