50 LIES NIGERIAN WOMEN TELL MEN

1. "I’m fine." – When she’s actually upset and wants you to figure out why.

2. "I’ve never been with anyone like you." – She says this every time, and you think you’re special.

3. "I don’t need money, I’m okay." – Until the next shopping spree.

4. "I’m not interested in your friend." – But she’s been flirting with him on social media.

5. "I love surprises." – She only loves them if they’re the right kind of surprises.

6. "I don’t know how to cook." – Until you see her preparing a full course meal for her friends.

7. "It’s not a big deal." – When it’s actually a huge deal, and she’s really mad.

8. "I don’t want anything for my birthday." – But she’s secretly expecting an expensive gift.

9. "I’m not like the others." – A line she uses to make herself seem different, but... really?

10. "I’m busy." – She’s actually busy chatting with her friends or browsing Instagram.

11. "I’m not hungry." – Until you start eating, then she suddenly wants your food.

12. "I don’t mind if you’re friends with your ex." – But she’s side-eyeing you every time you talk about her.

13. "I’m not jealous." – But she’s checking your phone every five minutes.

14. "I’m not a materialistic person." – She’s just waiting for the designer bag.

15. "I’ll be ready in 5 minutes." – Which turns into an hour.

16. "I love your friends." – But deep down, she can’t stand them.

17. "I don’t care what you do for a living." – But she’s judging your career based on your earnings.

18. "I’ve never lied to you." – Even though she’s been caught in a few fibs.

19. "You’re the only one I’m talking to." – But you’ve seen the countless other guys texting her.

20. "I’m not materialistic." – But she only dates guys with the latest cars and phones.

21. "I can pay for it myself." – Until the bill arrives, and she expects you to cover it.

22. "I don’t need help with anything." – But she’s waiting for you to volunteer.

23. "I’m just being friendly." – When she’s actually flirting with every guy in sight.

24. "I’m not ready for a relationship." – But she’s already planning your wedding in her mind.

25. "I don’t like drama." – But she creates it every chance she gets.

26. "I’ve been single for so long." – While she’s had a string of ex-boyfriends.

27. "I’m not checking up on you." – But she knows exactly where you were last night.

28. "I’ll come to your place anytime." – But there’s always a “good reason” why she can’t make it.

29. "I don’t want to rush into anything." – But she’s secretly pushing for commitment.

30. "I’m not looking for anything serious." – But she’s planning your life together.

31. "You’re perfect just the way you are." – But she’s constantly suggesting you change your style or habits.

32. "I’ve never been married." – Even though there’s a divorcee label she’s hiding.

33. "I’m not interested in your money." – But she’s always asking for gifts and financial support.

34. "I don’t mind if you’re busy." – But she’s getting upset that you’re not prioritizing her.

35. "I’m cool with your friends." – But she’s criticizing them behind their backs.

36. "It’s okay, I’m not offended." – When she’s actually deeply hurt by something you did or said.

37. "I’ve never been in a toxic relationship." – But her past relationships were a mess.

38. "I love simple dates." – Until you suggest a low-budget one, then she’s unimpressed.

39. "I can’t do anything for you right now." – When she’s fully capable but just doesn’t want to.

40. "I’m not interested in your hobbies." – But she’s asking you a thousand questions about them.

41. "I like it when you’re quiet." – But she won’t stop talking.

42. "I don’t mind sharing you with other people." – But you can tell she’s possessive.

43. "I’m happy for you." – But she’s secretly jealous.

44. "I’m not keeping track of your mistakes." – But she’s quick to bring them up every chance she gets.

45. "I’m not the jealous type." – But she checks your social media obsessively.

46. "I’ll forgive you, it’s okay." – But she holds grudges for months.

47. "I just want peace." – But she knows how to stir things up just to get attention.

48. "I can live without you." – But she keeps calling and texting, hoping for reassurance.

49. "I don’t like surprises." – Until you show up with flowers and she melts.

50. "I’ve never done anything like this before." – Yet she’s been through this routine multiple times.