The Choir Mistress Who Shamed a Girl’s Mini Skirt — Then Her Own Wrapper Fell on Stage” Sister Nkechi, the choir mistress, is famous for her “holier-than-thou” attitude. Last Sunday, she saw a young lady in church wearing a miniskirt and hissed loudly, saying: "Can you imagine? Coming to the house of God dressed like Jezebel! No wonder the Spirit no dey move some people again." She even called the girl aside after service and lectured her for 10 minutes, ending with: "Next time, respect yourself. Church is not a fashion parade." Fast forward to this week’s Thanksgiving service… The choir was singing powerfully, and Sister Nkechi, as usual, was leading with all her energy, hands raised, eyes closed, jumping and shouting “Hallelujah!” Then… it happened. Her wrapper, which she had stylishly tied that morning, decided to betray her. One jump too many and gbam! The wrapper slid straight to the floor, leaving her standing in just her slip in front of the whole congregation. The drummer almost fainted from laughter, and the same girl she shamed last week whispered to her friend: "At least my miniskirt stayed in place." Sister Nkechi quickly grabbed her wrapper, tied it back, and finished the song with tears in her eyes, not sure if it was the Spirit or embarrassment. Moral of the story? Don’t mock people’s dressing. Your own clothes fit leave you for public deliverance. 😂