Lagos Cashless Saga
Lagos was buzzing, as always, but this time, the gist wasn’t about traffic or fuel scarcity—it was about people waking up to find their bank accounts mysteriously empty!
Tolu, a small business owner, had just made a huge sale. She went to bed smiling, but by morning, her balance had vanished. "Transaction successful," the alert said, yet she hadn't spent a dime! She rushed to Twitter, and to her shock, thousands were complaining about the same thing.
"This cashless policy is showing us shege!" one user tweeted.
Bank halls were packed. Customers demanded answers. Some blamed hackers, others accused the banks. Conspiracy theories flew around—"Maybe it's AI taking revenge on humans for overworking it!"
Days passed, and the truth came out—a system glitch had caused unauthorized transfers, and the banks were scrambling to fix it. Apologies flooded in, and slowly, refunds were made. But Nigerians? We moved on. Because if there’s one thing we know how to do, it’s to survive and laugh through the madness!
By evening, a new trend had taken over:
"If your money is still missing, just call Sapa and tell him you’re not playing this time!"
THE STREET IS NOT SMILING
Lagos was buzzing, as always, but this time, the gist wasn’t about traffic or fuel scarcity—it was about people waking up to find their bank accounts mysteriously empty!
Tolu, a small business owner, had just made a huge sale. She went to bed smiling, but by morning, her balance had vanished. "Transaction successful," the alert said, yet she hadn't spent a dime! She rushed to Twitter, and to her shock, thousands were complaining about the same thing.
"This cashless policy is showing us shege!" one user tweeted.
Bank halls were packed. Customers demanded answers. Some blamed hackers, others accused the banks. Conspiracy theories flew around—"Maybe it's AI taking revenge on humans for overworking it!"
Days passed, and the truth came out—a system glitch had caused unauthorized transfers, and the banks were scrambling to fix it. Apologies flooded in, and slowly, refunds were made. But Nigerians? We moved on. Because if there’s one thing we know how to do, it’s to survive and laugh through the madness!
By evening, a new trend had taken over:
"If your money is still missing, just call Sapa and tell him you’re not playing this time!"
THE STREET IS NOT SMILING
Lagos Cashless Saga
Lagos was buzzing, as always, but this time, the gist wasn’t about traffic or fuel scarcity—it was about people waking up to find their bank accounts mysteriously empty!
Tolu, a small business owner, had just made a huge sale. She went to bed smiling, but by morning, her balance had vanished. "Transaction successful," the alert said, yet she hadn't spent a dime! She rushed to Twitter, and to her shock, thousands were complaining about the same thing.
"This cashless policy is showing us shege!" one user tweeted.
Bank halls were packed. Customers demanded answers. Some blamed hackers, others accused the banks. Conspiracy theories flew around—"Maybe it's AI taking revenge on humans for overworking it!"
Days passed, and the truth came out—a system glitch had caused unauthorized transfers, and the banks were scrambling to fix it. Apologies flooded in, and slowly, refunds were made. But Nigerians? We moved on. Because if there’s one thing we know how to do, it’s to survive and laugh through the madness!
By evening, a new trend had taken over:
"If your money is still missing, just call Sapa and tell him you’re not playing this time!"😂
THE STREET IS NOT SMILING🤑
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