* *BREAKING*
*1.The Moment I Knew Nigeria Was In Trouble Was When Someone Stole His Neighbor's White Goat And Dyed It Black, Only For The Neighbor To Say He Recognized The Goat By It's Smile.*
*2. The Best Strategy To Win Arguments Is To Have Serious Mouth Odour, They Will Just Be Nodding Their Head In Agreement.*
*3. I Don't Like People Who Can't Let Go Of The Past - Especially People I Owe Money.*
*4. Hmmm ..... When NEPA Takes Light, A True Nigerian Will Stand Up And Check Outside, To Make Sure Their Neighbors Don't Have Light Too! And You Believe, You Will Make Heaven Abi.*
☺
*5. You Will Buy Sachet Water And Finish It At Once. But When You Buy Bottle Water, You Will Be Opening And Closing It As if It's Doctor's Prescription.*
*6. At Home You Can't Sleep Without Switching Off Your Small Radio But You Can Sleep In Church Or Mosque With Eight Speakers Blasting In Your Ear ... It Is Called Demonic Soft Work.*
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*7. In Africa Once Your Phone Rings In The Church Or Mosque, Everybody Will Start Looking At You As If Satan Is The One Calling.*
*8. I Still Don't Understand How Nigerian Cockroaches Survive Inside Microwave, Gas Cooker Oven, Etc. You Will Be Warming Food And You Will See Them Walking Inside Like Shedrack, Meshack & Abednego.* *Maybe They Also Serve A Mighty God.*
Anybody With An Explanation?*
*Please, Put A Smile On Someone's Face To Calm Down Tension.*
*AMICABLE SIS CARES*
*ONE LOVE*
*1.The Moment I Knew Nigeria Was In Trouble Was When Someone Stole His Neighbor's White Goat And Dyed It Black, Only For The Neighbor To Say He Recognized The Goat By It's Smile.*
*2. The Best Strategy To Win Arguments Is To Have Serious Mouth Odour, They Will Just Be Nodding Their Head In Agreement.*
*3. I Don't Like People Who Can't Let Go Of The Past - Especially People I Owe Money.*
*4. Hmmm ..... When NEPA Takes Light, A True Nigerian Will Stand Up And Check Outside, To Make Sure Their Neighbors Don't Have Light Too! And You Believe, You Will Make Heaven Abi.*
☺
*5. You Will Buy Sachet Water And Finish It At Once. But When You Buy Bottle Water, You Will Be Opening And Closing It As if It's Doctor's Prescription.*
*6. At Home You Can't Sleep Without Switching Off Your Small Radio But You Can Sleep In Church Or Mosque With Eight Speakers Blasting In Your Ear ... It Is Called Demonic Soft Work.*
☺
*7. In Africa Once Your Phone Rings In The Church Or Mosque, Everybody Will Start Looking At You As If Satan Is The One Calling.*
*8. I Still Don't Understand How Nigerian Cockroaches Survive Inside Microwave, Gas Cooker Oven, Etc. You Will Be Warming Food And You Will See Them Walking Inside Like Shedrack, Meshack & Abednego.* *Maybe They Also Serve A Mighty God.*
Anybody With An Explanation?*
*Please, Put A Smile On Someone's Face To Calm Down Tension.*
*AMICABLE SIS CARES*
*ONE LOVE*
* *BREAKING*
*1.The Moment I Knew Nigeria Was In Trouble Was When Someone Stole His Neighbor's White Goat And Dyed It Black, Only For The Neighbor To Say He Recognized The Goat By It's Smile.*
😀😀
*2. The Best Strategy To Win Arguments Is To Have Serious Mouth Odour, They Will Just Be Nodding Their Head In Agreement.*
😂😂😂
*3. I Don't Like People Who Can't Let Go Of The Past - Especially People I Owe Money.*
😀😀😀
*4. Hmmm ..... When NEPA Takes Light, A True Nigerian Will Stand Up And Check Outside, To Make Sure Their Neighbors Don't Have Light Too! And You Believe, You Will Make Heaven Abi.*
😀😀☺
*5. You Will Buy Sachet Water And Finish It At Once. But When You Buy Bottle Water, You Will Be Opening And Closing It As if It's Doctor's Prescription.*
😀😀
*6. At Home You Can't Sleep Without Switching Off Your Small Radio But You Can Sleep In Church Or Mosque With Eight Speakers Blasting In Your Ear ... It Is Called Demonic Soft Work.*
😀☺
*7. In Africa Once Your Phone Rings In The Church Or Mosque, Everybody Will Start Looking At You As If Satan Is The One Calling.* 😄😄😄😄
*8. I Still Don't Understand How Nigerian Cockroaches Survive Inside Microwave, Gas Cooker Oven, Etc. You Will Be Warming Food And You Will See Them Walking Inside Like Shedrack, Meshack & Abednego.* 🙄🙄 *Maybe They Also Serve A Mighty God.*
Anybody With An Explanation?*😜😜😜
*Please, Put A Smile 😊🙂😉🙂😘 On Someone's Face To Calm Down Tension.* 😁😁
*AMICABLE SIS ❤️🖤⚓ CARES*
*ONE LOVE*
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