Rubery, Bandage, and Bribe 😂🤣😂🤣 It was a hot Monday morning in Limpopo, and Baba Jabulani stormed into the police station looking like a bandaged leftover from a kung fu movie. His wife Mama Rose followed quietly, still wearing her Sunday wrapper and angry silence. Officer, Baba Jabulani shouted, holding his bandaged arm like a trophy. Armed ubbers They shut me in the arm, took all my money, and even my wife’s jewelry. They left us with nothing 🤣 The police officer, Sergeant Malume, looked up slowly from his bench like someone just interrupted his nap.😂🤣 He sighed deeply, scratched his head, then grabbed his pen like it was too heavy to lift. They took all your money... eh😂🤣 Yes sir Baba cried dramatically, holding his arm again for sympathy. Everything gone. They even sto le her golden earrings the one we used for bride price balance 🤣🤣😅🤣 Sergeant Malume frowned and leaned forward. Without money.. how are we going to conduct the investigation🤣🤣😅 Mama Rose’s eyes widened. "Ehn? What do you mean😂😂 Sergeant Malume stood up slowly like a Nollywood villain. You see madam, the fuel for patrol van is not free. Even the biro I'm using now belongs to my cousin in customs🤣😂🤣 Baba Jabulani looked confused. "So we must pay for the police to catch the cri nals that stol e our money🤣🤣🤣🤣 Exactly Sergeant said proudly. In this country, justice has fuel consumption🤣🤣🤣 Mama Rose stood up and shouted, Let’s go, Jabulani! Before this one arrests us for being victims😂😂😂🤣 As they stormed out, Sergeant Malume called after them, Wait o! If you find small change later, come back. I fit help you😂😂😂 In this country, even your misfortune needs a budget🤣🤣🤣