Wahala no di finish I went to this restaurant to eat and when I finished, I made the first payment and before it could conclude, the MOMO network was misbehaving. I had to redo the transaction and paid 4,500 FRS. Later that evening, I got a double alerts. The both payments actually went through. I went the next day and complained and they told me they’ll check as the accountant wasn’t on seat. I said no wahala. I left. One week later, I didn’t hear from them. I went back. They told me to hold on while they check. They did and told me the money actually all went through but the problem is that the accountant wasn’t not on seat but I should drop my account details. I told them, this you people’s seat must be very hot for accountant not to be ever available. I dropped my account details and left. I went back there yesterday and asked why they’ve not sent my money and they said the account will do it shortly. That I just missed the person. I said okay. I ordered what I wanted to eat plus takeout. When I finished, they asked me to pay. Me: who will I pay when the accountant is not on seat? Who will collect the money? The lady: The accountant doesn’t need to do that. We can all receive payments. Me: Okay. How much is my total? Her: 5,000 FRS Me: You people owe me 5,000. If you deduct it, it means I’m owing 500 FRS. Her: We can’t deduct. You have to pay and the accountant will refund you please. Me: AHH. That means you people will arrest me na. I brought out my two hands and kept on the table for her to handcuff me. She: We account for everything we sell. If we don’t reconcile today’s payment, they’ll fine us. Me: Are you people owing me 4,500 FRS? Yes. Why are you doing like you don’t know maths? You’re owing me 4,500. I don chop 5,000. Case closed. I carried my bag and stood up. One guy came out from one corner. Him: But even if we’re to deduct, you’ll have to balance us 500 FRS Me: You’re who again? Him: I’m the accountant. Me: Ahhh (I screamed in a very dramatic way) You’re around sir? Please give me one water and follow me to the car let me give you 500 and another 500 for the water. Add the water to my bill. We came outside and he was sweating. Me: 500 eh? Are you thirsty? You can have my water. Him: Yes Sir. Total of 1,000. He collected the water. Me: Oya na, see you next time. Him: The money Sir. 1,000. Me: Sorry. Remind me your role again. Him: Accountant Me: The one that’s not always on seat right? Pay them 1,000 when you enter inside. 500 for my balance and 500 for the water you collected from me. As your seat is usually hot and you can’t sit on it, pour the cold water on your sit make e cool down so that you can be staying “on seat” Is the maths clear accountant? Him: 🥺🥺🥺 By the way that was just for your laughing pleasure because truly wahala no di finish. It's the start of another week. Let nothing steal your joy; not your tiredness, boss, friend, children, partner etc. And remember to love deeply, laugh 🤣 like no man's business and live like there's no tomorrow. Wishing you a fun-filled week.