Dont fall for Filter

Jojo had been chatting with a fine babe on Facebook for three months. Her pictures, Fire
Skin smooth like pounded yam, eyes like angel’s torchlight, lips like jollof rice calling your name. He was in love digital love.

So, on a sunny Sunrday, he told his guy, “lBro, today is the day. I’m finally meeting her. She said she’s coming in purple

They waited under the tree with Jojo glued to his phone, staring at her profile picture like it was a treasure map. Then suddenly...

She’s here ...Jojo's friend whispered, pointing at someone walking like she borrowed the body from her grandma and the face from a horror movie

Jojo squinted. Humm..Yes oh, that’s her… but e be like Facebook lyed o. Maybe her app has too many filters

Meanwhile, the lady was also side-eyeing the street.

Where is this guy? If he doesn’t come in 5 minutes, I’m going back to my spiritual husband

Don't fall in love with emojis and filters. Meet in real life before you donate your heart online