As we get to the end of another week and month, we thank God for preserving us.
Is it just me, or it seems time is flying. 2025 just started and the first 5 months are over already.
Well, today on Wahala Never Finishes, let's visit a HUSBAND STORE that was just opened recently in Douala.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Douala where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the floors.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, have a strong romantic streak and love God. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – *You are visitor 53,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please*
🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
Moral of the story: I don't have any.
Maybe you should tell.
Before you come for me, na joke I di joke oh.
This country too hard you deserve to laugh .
Wishing you a fun-filled weekend.
Is it just me, or it seems time is flying. 2025 just started and the first 5 months are over already.
Well, today on Wahala Never Finishes, let's visit a HUSBAND STORE that was just opened recently in Douala.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Douala where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the floors.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, have a strong romantic streak and love God. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – *You are visitor 53,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please*
🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
Moral of the story: I don't have any.
Maybe you should tell.
Before you come for me, na joke I di joke oh.
This country too hard you deserve to laugh .
Wishing you a fun-filled weekend.
As we get to the end of another week and month, we thank God for preserving us.
Is it just me, or it seems time is flying. 2025 just started and the first 5 months are over already.
Well, today on Wahala Never Finishes, let's visit a HUSBAND STORE that was just opened recently in Douala.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Douala where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the floors.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, have a strong romantic streak and love God. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – *You are visitor 53,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please*
🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️🙆🏾♂️
Moral of the story: I don't have any.
Maybe you should tell.
Before you come for me, na joke I di joke oh.
This country too hard you deserve to laugh 😂.
Wishing you a fun-filled weekend.
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