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A Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this.
He l!ed to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the b@d r€putation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden.
After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her
friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together.
The Nigerian guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot.
He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing.
Finally the D- DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant.
Our Nigerian guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).
The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from the same country (Kenya).
The Nigerian guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya.
Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa?
The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri Chineke, onyena
asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o!
They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies.
Igbo's no dey carry last anywhere they are. Igbo kwenuA Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He l!ed to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the b@d r€putation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden. After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together. The Nigerian guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing. Finally the D- DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Nigerian guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from the same country (Kenya). The Nigerian guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya. Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri Chineke, onyena asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's no dey carry last anywhere they are. Igbo kwenu![]()
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It marvels me where Nigerian designers gets their inspiration from, because what is this work of art they’ve been creating???
#AMVCA11
Check in comment section...It marvels me where Nigerian designers gets their inspiration from, because what is this work of art they’ve been creating??? 🥵 🥵 #AMVCA11 Check in comment section...![]()
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Video captures the moment a Delta Airlines jet crashed at Toronto Pearson International Airport, with 75 passengers on board leaving 18 injured.Video captures the moment a Delta Airlines jet crashed at Toronto Pearson International Airport, with 75 passengers on board leaving 18 injured.0 Yorumlar 0 hisse senetleri 317 Views 0 0 önizleme
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This is the funniest thing you’ll see today and I promise this will make your day
Online fight between oyibo and naija guy
Open the commentsThis is the funniest thing you’ll see today and I promise this will make your day😂😂🤣🤣 Online fight between oyibo and naija guy Open the comments👇😂![]()
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Double Your Dating - What Every Man Should Know About How To Be Successful With Women Digital YeniN1000In stock0 önizlemeWant to double your dating? This book is for you... Go through the rich table of contents and make a purchase. See you on the happy side...Want to double your dating? This book is for you... Go through the rich table of contents and make a purchase. See you on the happy side...0 Yorumlar 0 hisse senetleri 750 Views 0 önizleme1
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How to Become an Alpha Male - Attract women and become successful at Seduction Digital YeniN1000In stock0 önizlemeI'm introducing a much easier system. Instead of focusing on the woman, "How to Become an Alpha Male" focuses on you. That way, you can
simply become a guy who women think is hot, and then, merely by being yourself, find easy sex and romance.
I'm going to also teach you everything you need to know about the psychology of women, what makes you into an attractive guy, and what you should do and say to get non-stop streams of women.I'm introducing a much easier system. Instead of focusing on the woman, "How to Become an Alpha Male" focuses on you. That way, you can simply become a guy who women think is hot, and then, merely by being yourself, find easy sex and romance. I'm going to also teach you everything you need to know about the psychology of women, what makes you into an attractive guy, and what you should do and say to get non-stop streams of women.0 Yorumlar 0 hisse senetleri 752 Views 0 önizleme -
Married women were asked to name what they miss about their ex that they wish their husbands can do
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Wolves end their five-match winless run! 🐺 WOL 2 - 0 AVL #WOLAVL
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A late Iliman Ndiaye goal caps off a perfect afternoon for Everton and David Moyes 💙 #EVELEI
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Southampton record their first away win of the season! 😇 #IPSSOU
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She married someone she didn't love hoping to forget her first love and that turned out to be her biggest mistake {see in comments}She married someone she didn't love hoping to forget her first love and that turned out to be her biggest mistake😳💔 {see in comments}
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My neighbors in my estate have been shaving and barbing their hair every week
I'm not even joking
These are men like me who typically go months without visiting a barber.
Suddenly, they began visiting the new barbing salon that just opened across the street on a weekly basis
One day, my wife was going out to a party so I said I was going to go with her cos I was bored
"As what?" She askedMy neighbors in my estate have been shaving and barbing their hair every week I'm not even joking These are men like me who typically go months without visiting a barber. Suddenly, they began visiting the new barbing salon that just opened across the street on a weekly basis One day, my wife was going out to a party so I said I was going to go with her cos I was bored "As what?" She asked![]()
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