Why It Sucks to Be Born as a Hyena?

You’re born into a warzone… and your first enemy is your own twin.

Welcome to the hyena clan — where life begins not with a lullaby, but a deathmatch.

Hyena cubs are born with their eyes open and teeth already in place. No waiting. No bonding. Just violence. If you’re one of two, your first instinct isn’t to cuddle — it’s to kill your sibling before they kill you. Because in this family, the nursery is a gladiator pit.

And even if you win? Congratulations — you're still born female. Which sounds cute until you learn that female hyenas are more aggressive, more dominant, and more terrifying than the males. They rule the clan. They eat first. They get the best of everything… except one thing.

Birth.

Because hyena girls are born with something horrifying: a pseudo-penis. It’s not just for show — it’s what they give birth through. You read that right. They give birth through a long, narrow, penis-like birth canal that often tears apart their own bodies. Up to 60% of first-time hyena moms die giving birth.

You finally escape your mother’s death canal of doom, and now what? Now you have to fight for milk. There’s no sharing. If your mom has two cubs and not enough to go around? One dies. Usually the weaker one. Or the slightly smaller one. Or the one that blinked first.

Then you grow up — and the cycle doesn’t stop. You’ll hunt in packs, rip apart prey while it’s still screaming, and scavenge what lions leave behind. You’re smart. Tactical. Fearless. But everyone still calls you “ugly,” “evil,” or “nature’s villain.”

People say you're a joke. A dirty scavenger.

But you're not laughing.

You're surviving.

Not every predator gets glamorized. Some just get judged. But if you were born into a world where your first challenge was surviving your sister, you wouldn’t be laughing either.

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