President of Botswana 🇧🇼 Duma Boko says he will put Donald Trump of the United States 🇺🇸 in his place the day they meet, after seeing him humiliate several African presidents.

“Peller is whining, you people; he actually doesn't need anybody. He has people around him that can handle the camera for him.” — Jarvis

🚨🇨🇳 BREAKING—John Cena Apologized to China in Mandarin: “Taiwan is part of China.” 🚨🇨🇳 BREAKING— Jackie Chan: “China doesn’t need more democracy. We need stability.”

To the Leadership of University of Calabar For students who have invested 7-8 years of their lives, many now in their final year, this directive to withdraw is not just disheartening; it is deeply unjust. Education is a contract built on trust: when a student commits time, effort, and money, the institution must keep its end of the bargain. These students did not over-admit themselves. They did not set the quotas. They did not create this crisis. These actions are of the school! It is unfair and frankly unacceptable to push the burden of a broken system onto young people who have only done what they were told would secure their future. I hope the University of Calabar rethinks this decision and finds a fair solution that doesn’t dump the weight on young people who’ve already given so much. Let’s do better. These students and Nigeria deserve better. Nigeria depends on the strength of its institutions. ~@aproko_doctor #SurvivingDentistryInUNICAL

The NNPCL is yet to account for N210 trillion in the audit report. ~ Nigeria Senate

Ghana has started paying tertiary students $288 each in their first year. Some students celebrated by playing and dancing to Shatta Wale's Mahama Paper after receiving the alerts.

🚨 BREAKING: A Russian Il-76 military cargo aircraft landed in Tehran, unloaded its cargo, and returned to Moscow shortly after. 🇮🇷✈️🇷🇺 A notable move amid rising regional tensions and growing Russia-Iran coordination.

"Please allow him to become president for 6 months. Let's even see the magic he wants to do." - TV host Morayo Brown sends a cryptic message to President Tinubu.

Rwanda 🇷🇼 is the most lawful country in Africa.

Namibia 🇳🇦 is the second most law-abiding country in Africa.

“As of today, they’ve spent about $18 billion on those refineries and they still aren’t working. I doubt they ever will.” -- Aliko Dangote slams NNPC refineries.

2027: Let's Not Repeat Mistake of Having Tinubu in Power Again; If Obi Emerges ADC Candidate, We Will Support Him – Ex-APC Chieftain Lukman

Napoli have rejected a fresh €75m bid from Galatasaray for Victor Osimhen, despite the Turkish giants meeting the official release clause in the striker’s contract, PUNCH Sports Extra reports.

Lucky Dube is regarded as one of the World's Greatest Reggae Artistes. When he performed at the National Stadium in Fiji in 1993, prisoners broke out of prison just to watch him perform. It's still the biggest concert in the country's history.

Were you there ??

Machiavelli’s Guide to Office Politics - Never outshine the boss. - Conceal your true intentions. - Keep friends close, enemies closer. - Play the fool, but know everything. - Loyalty is useful—but power is better. Agree or disagree?

We’re all one — Shettima tells APC, PDP, ADC, NNPP.