Alleged Money Laundering: I am dying of cancer, allow me to come back home – Diezani Begs Tinubu

The embattled former petroleum minister during the regime of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, who ran to the UK for the fear of the EFCC Diezani Alison Maduekwe has now beged Nigerian government for linency.

Mrs Diezani, who is reportedly suffering the second stage of her cancer, has beg president Bola Ahmed Tinubu to allow her to come back to Nigeria to confess to her misappropriation while in office.

Mrs Diezani was answering questions from the press in London after a medical visit.

The former Petroleum minister, who was accused of stealing Nigeria’s money, amounting to billions of dollars, revealed that she is now ready to open up about the money she allegedly misappropriated while I’m office as the minister of Petroleum.

“I am a born again Christian and currently suffering from second stage cancer, which my United Kingdom’s physiciaadviseded me to continue taking medication for the rest of my life.

” Yes, no human is perfect, but some time, God Almighty allows some of such to happen.
” I have been accused of misappropriation when I was the petroleum minister, which is true! but I would like President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Nigerians to forgive me to come back home and offer my contribution because life is temporal, Diezani said in tears.

“My husband and my entire family members including My Nigeria lawyer based in the United Kingdom knew my relationship with Dauda Lawal Dare, the current Zamfara State governor whow I entrusted over 9 billion dollars for safe keeping while he was the Executive Director of the First Bank Nigeria PLC .

“Unfortunately, it has now come to a point that Mr Dauda Lawal is no longer picking my phone calls and even worked in Collaboration with UK police to put me under Surveillance may be to claim the Money I entrusted to him when I die.

“Mr. President Sir, I am ready with your intervention to come back to Nigeria to explain with written evidence signed by my lawyer to return back to Nigeria, the funds I have misapprioprated,Diezani beg President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

” Nigeria is my country, my home, and there is no place like home.

” As I am talking to you, Dauda Lawal has blacklisted both my phones and those of my lawyers, simply because he is a state governor enjoying immunity.” Diezani cried out.

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“I got married at 22. People say that’s too early. But in our time, we were not afraid of responsibility. We didn’t need big weddings or social media validation. We understood that marriage is not just love; it’s patience, respect, and endurance. I’ve been married for over 50 years. Have we had problems? Yes. But we never saw divorce as the first option. Young people today want perfection, but marriage is not for perfect people. It’s for people who are ready to grow together. That’s why I’m still standing strong—not just in film, but in family too.”

— Pete Edochie

So pathetic a story!
Girls, be careful please!!
Always have one person you confide your crime with!!!

She went to meet a Facebook Man.
Was kidnapped.
Random paid by her friends!

It was on Friday night on the 22nd of April around 9:30 PM when the bolt guy she always booked offline came to pick her...

That was the last I set my eyes on her. The next day, i received a call from our friend, asking me if i have seen Silver?? Or if i have the bolt guy's number who usually picked Silver up?? I said no... Any problems????

I became scared and i decided to call Silver's number, only for me to call and a guy picked saying she is under my custody, and until we are ready to bring the ransom.

So we started looking for the driver's number only for us to received a call from him that Saturday evening explaining how he called silver the next morning 23rd just to confirm if his coming back to pick her up, only to hear a voice of a man saying she's under my custody.

So he became scared and called her sister /friends explaining how he was the one that took her to iguruta (chokocho junction) Rivers state, portharcourt. that evening to see a guy ahe met on Facebook.

So we paid in the ransom on the 26th.
Hoping to see her.

And God has done it, she came back yesterday.

More information is coming. She's hospitalised for now.

Patra Patience She went to meet a Facebook Man.
Was kidnapped.
Random paid by her friends!

It was on Friday night on the 22nd of April around 9:30 PM when the bolt guy she always booked offline came to pick her...

That was the last I set my eyes on her. The next day, i received a call from our friend, asking me if i have seen Silver?? Or if i have the bolt guy's number who usually picked Silver up?? I said no... Any problems????

I became scared and i decided to call Silver's number, only for me to call and a guy picked saying she is under my custody, and until we are ready to bring the ransom.

So we started looking for the driver's number only for us to received a call from him that Saturday evening explaining how he called silver the next morning 23rd just to confirm if his coming back to pick her up, only to hear a voice of a man saying she's under my custody.

So he became scared and called her sister /friends explaining how he was the one that took her to iguruta (chokocho junction) Rivers state, portharcourt. that evening to see a guy ahe met on Facebook.

So we paid in the ransom on the 26th.
Hoping to see her.

And God has done it, she came back yesterday.

More information is coming. She's hospitalised for now.

President Tinubu has submitted a request to the Senate for authorization to borrow 21.5 billion dollars, EUR 2.1 billion and 15 billion yen. It also seeks a grant of 65 million euros.

President said in a letter: “In the light of the removal of the fuel subsidy and its impact on the national economy, approval is called for the borrowing plan, which amounts to USD 21,543,647,912, and EUR 2,193,856,324.54. And in Japanese Yen, 15 billion Yen and grant of 65 million, respectively.

“This initiative aims to generate employment, promote skill acquisition, foster entrepreneurship, reduce poverty, and enhance food security, as well as to improve the livelihoods of Nigerian. Majority of these projects and programs will be implemented across all 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory

STATE OF THE NATION IN NIGERIA.

Federal Capital Territory Authorities under the leadership of Nyesom Ezenwo Wike - CON, GSSRS as the Minister seals and takes possession of PDP National Secretaria at Abuja and the reason is that PDP have not paid their ground rent for more than 28 years.

Atiku Abubakar priced the wrong market and Wike who knows how to use Power will single handedly bury PDP in Nigeria for President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and All Progressives Congress - APC.

Anyway, what APC is currently doing to PDP in Nigeria is exactly what PDP was trying to do to APC until President Muhammadu Buhari rescued APC by defeating President Goodluck Jonathan.

One thing is certain, Tinubu is not Buhari.🤷🏿

Chaiiii PDP don suffer for Una hand tho this has affected other business

Wike rugged u in Jesus name

Awawa

Create your future with us.

If you are a lady and nothing shakes on your body when you are brushing your teeth. G00d day my brother

Defect with me to APC or resign, Gov Eno tells commissioners, others

Akwa Ibom State Governor, Pastor Umo Eno, has directed all commissioners and political appointees in his cabinet to either defect with him to the All Progressives Congress, APC, or resign from their positions.

‘I am Igbo by blood’ — Davido declares

Nigerian music star, David Adedeji Adeleke, popularly known as Davido, has declared his Igbo heritage in a response to a tribal post that criticised his association with Igbo people.

A Daughter Is Worth More Than Three Sons - Nollywood Actor RMD

"When my father was ill, my sister left her job to stay with him. My other sister left her business to work shifts with her. None of us boys left our business or work.

“Yet you foolishly complain that you have only girls? You have hit the jackpot!

“Each of your daughters is worth 3 sons! Having a daughter prolongs your life. She will not get into as much trouble as your sons.

“She is less likely to be disobedient. When she leaves your house, she will remember you. If you are too old to leave alone, she will move you into her home, matrimonial or not. Go and thank God for having daughters!" -Richard Mofe-Damijo.

Nigeria government petition kogi senator Nathasha

The Senator representing Ebonyi North Senatorial District, Onyekachi Nwebonyi, has called for the relocation of the habitats of old buildings in the community around the Abuja International Airport

So people are still promoting tribalism in 2025?, what happened to we are one and one Nigeria? At least keep your tribalistic trouble to yourself and don't try to spread hate, recently after Davido hosted Igbo veteran singer bright chimezie a fan has come to drag him.

The fan said “Davido just dey carry Ibo full body, until when dem betray am before e rest, Yoruba boy dey frolick with Ibos in 2025, they want your head and everything you have to belong to them, you can never satisfy Ibos ooo, IBOs are not people you surround yourself with as a Yoruba man”.

But Davido gave a peaceful answer sayin “lol I AM IGBO by blood”.

Chioma is Igbo too!. Stop tribalism, let love lead.

Nigerian police allegedly chased suspected "yahoo boys" in a car, firing at their tires, but tragically hit a secondary school student heading to his WAEC exam at Alakia Ibadan Oyo state, k!llng him at the spot

"I don k!ll am finally!” - 16 Year Old Boy Brags After St@bbing 35 Year Old Neighbor to Death.

A 16-year-old boy identified as Chinonso Ejike has st@bbed his 35 year old neighbour, Esther Ijeoma Obasi to death.

It was gathered that the deceased served the boy food, to eat since he was hungry and his mother was not around.

Few hours later, the boy attacked the woman with a kn!fe and st@bbed her 8 to 9 times till she slumped.

He then dragged her bleeding body to a bush in their backyard to submerge it in a swamp.

Thankfully, he was .caught and was later arrested by the police.

Confessing to his crime, the boy revealed that he k!lled Ijeoma to get promoted to higher rank in his cult group.

Breaking News: The Abia State Government has blocked the EFCC convoy in Aba, preventing the transfer of 59 detained youths to Abuja. Governor Otti ordered his security team to stop the convoy and demanded the immediate release of the youths, directing the EFCC to leave Aba.

"Youths from Aba are not thieves or killer herdsmen. I will not condone such arrests under my administration. I suggest the EFCC redirect their efforts towards arresting Fulani herdsmen in Sokoto, rather than innocent Aba youths," he stated.

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Join the money makers, not the excuss givers

Know this and take advantage of the opportunities available

FRSC arrest NEPA vehicle for not using seat belt, on getting to FRSC office, NEPA discover illegal connection

They took the selfie inside a cyber truck owned by Elon musk and was posted on Facebook owned by Mark Zuckerberg what a great way to advertise their inventions

Africa’s richest person, Aliko Dangote Exchanges Handshake With President Trump In Qatar

What are you doing today?

What are your plans?

Have you started working on them?

He doesn’t just fly.
He descends — like judgment in feathers.

Meet the Martial Eagle, Africa’s heaviest and most powerful raptor.
Wings stretching over 7 feet wide.
Eyes sharp enough to spot prey from 5 kilometers away.
And talons strong enough to shatter bones with a single strike.

This isn’t a bird. It’s a ballistic missile with feathers.

Martial Eagles take down monkeys, mongooses, and even young antelope — mid-flight. They don’t chase… they calculate. With silent wings and a deadly grip, the attack is over before the victim even realizes the shadow has landed.

It’s not just the speed.
It’s the silence.
The certainty.
The fall that never misses.
Beautiful Photography

BREAKING!

"I apologise to my Oga, Honourable Minister Nyesom Wike. I was misled by hungry so-called elders, aides and supporters. They kept pushing me until I nearly lost my soul. I am wiser now and ready to work with my lifetime oga to make Rivers work. My oga helped me get to the government house, I was a nobody until he assisted me and I disappointed him. I am sorry!"

- Fubara.

When village people try to confirm if youre inside before they strike

Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook and CEO of Meta, has expanded his luxury fleet of superyachts by acquiring a third vessel. This follows his purchase of the 118-meter megayacht Launchpad and its accompanying shadow vessel, Wingman, earlier in 2024, both valued at around $330 million.

In a recent development, Zuckerberg is now the owner of the U-81 shadow yacht, a 2022 Damen build, originally owned by billionaire Graeme Hart. The vessel, valued at $100 million, features a helipad, large crane, and an impressive interior capable of hosting eight guests and 26 crew members. It serves as both a support vessel and standalone superyacht.

With his growing fleet valued at $430 million, Zuckerberg's yacht collection now rivals those of the world's wealthiest, including the renowned Russian oligarchs.

A teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was to sit on hung on the ceiling. He looked at the students and smiled. Without saying a word, he proceeded to the blackboard and wrote:

Test - 15 min, 30 marks.

Q1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters (1 Mark).

Q2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair to the ceiling, and show your workings (1 Mark)

Q3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair on the ceiling and the friends who helped him. (28 Marks)

This guy had only been dating this babe for two weeks, then same Last week, he randomly got a message on WhatsApp from her friend. They started chatting casually, and before long, one thing led to another,she invited him over to her place.

Omo, my guy actually went. He got to the house, knocked… and guess who opened the door? His actual girlfriend.

He tried to play it cool, acting like it was just a normal visit, but she wasn’t having it. She pulled out her friend’s phone and showed him the entire chat. Turns out, she had planned the whole thing as a setup to test his loyalty. My guy knew he had casted instantly and started begging right there.

After that, things went downhill. His girlfriend started ignoring him, giving attitude and all. Meanwhile, the same friend who was used to bait him started texting him, apologizing and saying she never really wanted to do it that it was all the girlfriend’s idea.

Fast forward to earlier this week, my guy finally forgave the friend and they started talking again. Small small, she invited him to her house.

And guess what?

He went again… his main girlfriend opened the door for the second time.

Please your opinion on this

World

Nigerians May Stop Using Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, and X from July 2025

. . . as Meta Threatens to Shut Down in Nigeria Over $290m Fines

Meta has warned it may shut down Facebook and Instagram services in Nigeria following over $290 million in fines and what it calls “unrealistic” regulatory demands from Nigerian authorities.

The social media giant, which also owns WhatsApp, said it could be forced to withdraw its platforms to avoid enforcement actions after a federal high court in Abuja upheld fines issued by three Nigerian agencies in 2023.

The Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Commission (FCCPC) fined Meta $220 million for alleged anti-competitive conduct.

The Advertising Regulatory Council imposed a $37.5 million penalty for unauthorized ads, while the Nigerian Data Protection Commission (NDPC) fined the company $32.8 million for breaching data privacy laws.

Meta expressed particular concern over the NDPC’s requirement that it obtain prior approval before transferring personal data outside Nigeria—something Meta called “unrealistic.”

The agency also mandated the creation of educational content on data privacy risks, in collaboration with government-approved bodies, which Meta argued is unworkable and based on a flawed interpretation of privacy laws. The federal high court has given Meta until the end of June to pay the fines.

In every situation, find a way of making money. That's always my advice

If this happens, many people here who bought gada coin and shares will turn billionaires overnight.

We know our country, they like dragging something. So don't sit and watch. Take gadachat as your opportunities to say goodbye to poverty.

The time is now.

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We are coming

We celebrate you all the workers out there who are putting effort to make the society a great place
Your hard work, resilience and determination will never be in vain

Chai. The humble beginnings

See cubana and chief priest

UPDATE: suspended Rivers Governor Fudara Reportedly Visits Wike, Begs for Reconciliation

Suspended Rivers State Governor, Siminalayi Fubara, recently paid a visit to the Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Nyesom Wike, at his Abuja residence in a bid to reconcile with his former political ally, PREMIUM TIMES has learned.

The visit, which reportedly took place on Friday, April 18, came shortly after Fubara met with President Bola Tinubu in London over his prolonged rift with Wike-a crisis that prompted the president to declare a state of emergency in Rivers State and suspend Fubara along with other elected officials for six months.

Sources revealed that Fubara was accompanied to Wike's home by Ogun State Governor Dapo Abiodun and former Ogun Governor Olusegun Osoba. At the meeting, Fubara was said to have prostrated before Wike, held his legs, and called him "My Oga" in a dramatic plea for forgiveness.

He reportedly stayed at Wike's residence into the early hours of Saturday, April 19. Although details of the meeting remain undisclosed, insiders say Fubara was instructed to return to Rivers State and brief his supporters-particularly the elders-on the true cause of the conflict with Wike.

When contacted, Wike's spokesperson Lere Olayinka confirmed the meeting but declined to share details. Fubara's spokesperson, Nelson Chukwudi, refused to comment and directed enquiries to the Rivers Commissioner for Information, Joseph Johnson, who did not respond to calls.

If you check well, it’s mostly broke and non compassionate guys that are always crying “submit submit”

Good men don’t cry for submission. With their actions, submission comes naturally.

no matter how independent and well to do a woman is, once she meets a man with masculine energy. A provider. A protector. One who opens doors and acts like a man, her femininity starts to show. And she will naturally submit.

Pic: the (oji amu ojighi ego) men that are always looking for submission. So proud a something

41 RULES TO STAY AHEAD OF THE GAME

1. **Privacy is your superpower.** What others don’t know, they can’t ruin. Keep your life close to the chest—people thrive on drama.

2. **Loneliness is part of the journey.** Embrace it; it’s an art form all its own.

3. **Remember, everything is temporary.** Life is fleeting, so stay grounded and humble.

4. **Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.** Be kind; it costs nothing.

5. **Your partner mirrors you.** Choose wisely. Seek out her values just as diligently as her looks.

6. **Your mental health trumps everyone’s feelings.** Be a little selfish here; it’s vital.

7. **You don’t need more time; you need fewer distractions.** Focus is your key to success.

8. **Guard your time fiercely.** Not everyone deserves a piece of it.

9. **Surround yourself with those who truly value you.** You shouldn't have to plead for respect and appreciation.

10. **Self-love is not selfish; it’s necessary.**

11. **Treasure those who lighten your load.** They are rare gems in this world.

12. **Choose your circle with care.** The right people uplift you; the wrong ones can drag you down.

13. **Peace of mind is invaluable.** Protect it at all costs.

14. **Stop chasing love; simply live your life.** The right person will come along.

15. **Seek those who embody that “grow together” mindset.** Lift each other higher.

16. **No regrets—just lessons learned.** Dust yourself off and push forward.

17. **Pursue someone proud to have you by their side.**

18. **Never surrender.** Everyone faces tough times; pick yourself up and keep going.

19. **If you feel drained, take a step back to recharge—don’t quit.**

20. **Sometimes, you need to disappear to return stronger.**

21. **Learn from the successes of others, but let their mistakes teach you wisdom.**

22. **Want to be happy?** Stop expecting anything from anyone; nobody owes you a thing.

23. **Everything will fall into place eventually.** Keep that optimistic mindset alive.

24. **Keep grinding—your breakthrough is on the horizon.**

25. **There’s nothing more attractive than mutual effort.**

26. **Stop overthinking it in places where you’re not valued.**

27. **If no one lends a hand, take the initiative yourself. Complaining won't help.**

28. **Obsess over your growth.** It’s the best investment you can make.

29. **A heart-to-heart should never end in conflict.** Open dialogue is sacred.

30. **“I’ll do it tomorrow” is just procrastination in disguise.**

31. **Aim not to stay the same—strive to be better.**

32. **Sometimes, waiting is more powerful than forcing things to happen.**

33. **Not everyone will understand your journey, and that’s perfectly fine.**

34. **Heal so you don’t become a reflection of your past trauma.**

35. Keep your circle small and your friends insightful.**

36. If they’re only around temporarily, feel free to let them go permanently.**

37. People come and go; learn how to stand strong alone.**

38. If needed, take time to disappear and focus on yourself.**

39. Some will resent you for refusing to be controlled. That’s their problem.

40. Concentrate on your improvement, not on proving yourself to others.

41. Never, ever return to what once broke you.

**Keep pushing forward!**

Clearly looking like a business

Socialite Cubana Chief Priest reacts to the arrest of E-Money over alleged Naira ab#se and foreign currency spraying.

SAD

Even ordinary LION don first me experience love

Dear God, if I am a shark, abeg send me to the ocean make I swallow my own Jonah

With all the power wey Odumeje get, him still depend on power bank

My son, make it 100k, i have some kids at home that are your age

Dear ladies, are you aware that you're carrying animal hair on your head?
Be natural and enjoy yourself

Am giving us update. All transaction or earnings in gada.chat os double throughout this month.

Is called end of the month bonanza to congratulate those who are working

Congratulations

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