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●A female class teacher was
having a problem with a boy in
her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should
be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and
she's in Primary 4".
The Madam had heard enough
and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the
boy with some questions from
Primary 4.
Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions
right.
The principal told the Madam to
send the boy to Primary 4
immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her
own questions and the principal
agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4
of that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers
that I don't have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and
ends with T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin,
whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and
then comes out soft and sticky?
*The principal's eyes opened
really wide, but before he could
stop the answer, the boy was
taking chargtaking charge*
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole
inside me. You tie me down to
get me up, I get wet before you
do.
Boy: Tent.
*The principal was looking
restless*
Madam: A finger goes in me. You
fiddle with me when you are
bored. The best man always has
me first?.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I Drip. When
you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with 'F' and
ends wit a 'K' and if you don't
get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men
have, it's longer in some men
than others, the Pope doesn't
use his and a man gives it to his
wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: Chinekeme!!.
Madam: What part of the man
has no bone but has muscles
with a lot of veins like pumpkin
and is responsible for making
love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal
breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the Madam,
"Send this BLOODY boy to the
university...
Even I myself got all the answers
wrong!"
Of course, I know most of you
had different answers.
However, the boy was smarter🙆🏾♂️
Follow EMMACK●A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4". The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6. Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky? *The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking chargtaking charge* Boy: Bubble gum. Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent. *The principal was looking restless* Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?. Boy: Wedding ring. Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose. Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow. Principal: O MY GOD. Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Principal: Chinekeme!!. Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart. Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the university... Even I myself got all the answers wrong!" Of course, I know most of you had different answers. However, the boy was smarter🙆🏾♂️😬😬😬 Follow EMMACK0 Comments 0 Shares 136 Views 0 Reviews2
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When I started dating Chioma, I knew she would be my wife.
Chioma has the ability to multiply any amount of money I give her — that’s one special thing that got my attention.
Among all the ladies I dated, I was used to spending on them continuously, but when I met Chioma, it was different. I would spoil her with gifts and give her enough money — until one day, she brought all the money I had given her and told me she had been saving it. She even took part of it and invested it, and the business was booming.
She told me she saved it in case I ever asked for it or was in need, so she could give it to me.
That very night, I told myself I had found a wife. And if I let her go, I might never meet someone like her again.
I don’t even want to talk about her respect and her ability to manage family issues.
Chioma is a good woman.” – DavidoWhen I started dating Chioma, I knew she would be my wife. Chioma has the ability to multiply any amount of money I give her — that’s one special thing that got my attention. Among all the ladies I dated, I was used to spending on them continuously, but when I met Chioma, it was different. I would spoil her with gifts and give her enough money — until one day, she brought all the money I had given her and told me she had been saving it. She even took part of it and invested it, and the business was booming. She told me she saved it in case I ever asked for it or was in need, so she could give it to me. That very night, I told myself I had found a wife. And if I let her go, I might never meet someone like her again. I don’t even want to talk about her respect and her ability to manage family issues. Chioma is a good woman.” – Davido![]()
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LIFE IS SO SWEET WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO AT THE RIGHT TIMELIFE IS SO SWEET WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO AT THE RIGHT TIME💥🚀💥0 Comments 7 Shares 810 Views 0 Reviews
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