🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 A couple was filing for a divorce in court, they both wanted to share the kids equally but unfortunately they had three children. WIFE: your honour, I will go with two kids while he goes with one, I'm their mother and my children will not grow without the presence of their mum😏 Husband: No your honor, I'm the one who's going away with two kids while she goes with one, I'm their father and I have to be present for my children 😏 JUDGE: You both want to go away with two kids, what are we going to do now? Husband and his Wife step out of the boxes and start whispering into each other's ears. Few minutes later, they smile and say "Your honor, we've come to a conclusion, give us a year, we will come again with this matter. We want to make another kid so we'll be able to share the children equally" 🤭 Nine months later, they were blessed with twins 😂🙆‍♂️ Copied

😭💔 MY HUSBAND SÜCKS MY BR£∆ST LIKE A BABY! IF HE RETURNS FROM WORK AND DOESN'T FIND ME HOME HE WILL START LOOKING FOR ME EVERYWHERE AND CRŸING 😭💔 Hello, Anchor I have been married for 2 months, but I want to leave him. I feel like I married a baby. My husband cannot stop sücking my bwests. He does this all night long. He sücks them like they are rubber.🙄 In the morning, before he goes to work, it is the same story. My bwests are often sw0llen and start to hurt. Sometimes I cry when he sücks on them. When he comes home from work and I am not there, he gets very upset. He will come looking for me anywhere. When we get home, he asks why I am not giving him bweststs to sück. He starts to püll my sh!rt 0ff and sücks my bwests until I cannot feel them anymore. 😭💔 When we go out, he wants me to go to the bathr00m with him. He follows me and tells me he wants to sück my bwests there. My husband is obse$$ed. Sometimes he even calls me to come to his office because he needs to sück my bwests to focus. 😏😏 My bwests always hürt. I often complain and even think about leaving him. He tells me if I go, I will never find another man to care for me like he does. And it is true; I don't lack anything, but I cannot take it anymore. When I am in the kitchen, he comes close and does not want me to wear a br@ or a t0p at h0me. 😔😔 I am n@k£d all the time, and his m0uth is always on my bwests. These two months of marriage have been like a nightmare for me. I know that tonight when he comes home, he will rush to suük my bwests for at least two hours before he takes a shower. What should I do? I am suffering. 😥 The worst part is that I am not even pregnant yet. When I talk to him about going to see a doctor to check things out, he says he does not want a child right now. He says if I have a baby, he can't sück my bwests because they will have milk. 🍼 🍼 I feel so scared. Did I marry a cräzÿ person? 😱😟 #divorce #marriageproblems #helpme #relationshipdrama #loveandpain #couplesadvice #copied