How far, my people! Your newest social media in-law has officially landed! 🚀 After much deliberation, plenty of "should I, shouldn't I?" and even more "abeg, what's popping over there?", I've decided to join this digital village. So if you see me struggling to find the 'like' button or accidentally liking my own ancient posts, no vex! Just know a veteran analogue human is trying to understand this new-fangled meta-something. I'm here for the good vibes, the occasional gbas gbos (when it's funny and not too serious, abeg!), and to finally understand what "she's giving..." actually means. Don't mind me, I'm just here to observe and occasionally drop a word of wisdom, or maybe just a really bad joke. Let the online adventures begin! Who's ready to teach me how to 'stan' correctly? 😂