An evening voice call between Nkem And Ifeoma about za oza room performance around February and May] NKEM: Hello Ify! My personal personnnnn. How far! IFEOMA: NK, you no try oh. Your line has been switched off. I'm fine jire. NKEM: No vex my person. There's this thing I want to tell you about mazi. Are you there alone? IFEOMA: Wait, let me go inside my shop. [Lowering her voice while walking into her shop] NKEM: Seriously eh, I have been having this issue I can't hide anymore. Help me biko. I don't get wet, anytime mazi wants to penetrate I'm usually not in the mood. I don't know why my village people have chosen to remember me again. What can I do Nne? [With a sober voice] IFEOMA: Okay, there was this thing I read during #Shakabulous Weekend by Dr E. Posted online. So I'd want you to try it and I believe you'd get results. But practice them ohhh.. Here it is; In Dr E's voice: Mama Sadé, you are not broken—Your hormones are just been hijacked. Your problem is not your village people, It's just your biology getting mis-aligned. Do these to reclaim your health; →Take long walks daily to reduce the level of stress hormones. →Sleep better. Go to bed 1 hour before bed time. →Make magnesium Glycinate your friend (400-800mg) →Prioritize natural herbs with adaptogens and zinc. →Eat a lot of eggs, pair it with veggies, fish like salmon, okra, meat, use healthy oils like coconut oil. →Avoid seed oils, sugar, refined starches and processed carbs, pastas like noodles, spaghetti →Engage in Sun bath to capture vitamin D3 precursors from the sun →Empower your gut flora with sauckeraut, bone broth, kefir, intermittent fasting. →Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate but don't turn frog Biko. NKEM: Ify, are sureeee!!! but it's just food na.How will common food solve these...Have I not been eating? IFEOMA: No oh, [Speaking in Parable] come down from that car you want to enter so. It doesn't have a destination. Trust me, many people have testified to these. NKEM: Okay, I'd just give it try because I have swallowed drugs upon drugs, applied things and things on my cuntus but to no avail. Once again, thank you so much. my saving grace, there's no friend like you. This is why I like you so much except for your bad character sometimes [feeling happy]. I'd will give you feedback dear. God bless you so much for me. Fast-Forward to May NKEM: [ Opening her conversations with songs of joy] Iffyyyyyyyyy, My God will bless you, heyyyyy...Do you know? Hmmm. [ felling happy and laughing out loud nearly forgetting herself] IFEOMA: Nk the Nk, my one and only NK, really??? You don't mean it! Please tell me more!....Biko Biko Biko, spill it all. I can't wait. NKEM: Hmmm...You can't believe this. As we speak, I'm feeling horny. I'm even rushing back home to mazi. Guest what? All thanks to that Dr E. Advice you gave to me. Yesterday, I gave it to mazi woto-woto. You need to see me vibrating. Come and see how I was dripping like never before....I handle mazim like never before. I gave him from back, monkey style, eagle style, cowgirl and reversed cowgirl, Full package....Omo, he was so shocked and satisfied. IFEOMA: Uhhhhuuuhuuuumm....My baby girl is back to base [Celebrating NKEM her friend] NKEM: Tonight with him for part 2 will be sacred. It's not going to be shaky It will be a shakabolic worship A night to remember. Nne, thank you once again. I now understand the reward that comes with wellness. It's neither ya ya ya nor cho Cho Cho. It is workings pro max. IFEOMA was thrown out of the call because her battery was low and empty.