1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubbørn set of people 😒 2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂 3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted 😂 4. There are only two✌️ nāked things that can kīll a man 1. Nāked wire 2. Nāked woman 😂😂😂☠️ They will not teach you this in school 🏃🏾‍♂️ 5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anūs, the devil will always whisper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''😂 6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... 😩 if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard 🦎 is cālled ‘LIZZY BABY’.🤣😂 7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.💀💀 it not easy😭 8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to būy you food is also chēating....but you are too hūngry to understand that😅😅 9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money Blāck People: 👞👀 😂😂 10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wētting and a witch squeēzing your neck in the night😂😂 11. People say fālling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fēeling ever😂😂 12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car 😳 I told him our swimming pool got būrnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn 😂😂 13. People are busy cūddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather 😩Rain b£āt me oh 😎 Dm if you are bored 🥱 Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲 Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️