“The EFCC is now my best friend, and our relationship will last for a long time. While I was with them, they took a picture of me. If they try to post that picture, I will use it as my profile picture and our bond will grow even stronger in the wrong direction. They have taken away my phone with evidence of so many ca-ses on it, so I couldn’t access my WhatsApp. But I understand that it’s okay to give your bestie your phone for a while when they need it

If they try to delete anything from my phone, I will str£ss them for the rest of the year. I love EFCC, and I know our friendship will make a lot of people happy.” Said Verydarkblackman