Rule No. 1 for law students if you want your compound people to respect you. 👇 1. No speak pidgin or wrong English. 👏 Always speak big English and Latin maxims. My second semester year 1, my compound people dey hail me "the law" because to them I be lawyer. Even from first semester, na so. And the thing dey sweet me. 💃 One day, wahala happen for compound them call me to come judge the matter. The matter na all this compound g0ss!p. I no know wetin to talk but as I remember say all of them no go sch00l, I begin use grammar. I come dey bl0w grammar wey I no know the meaning. I come dey quote section, subsection and paragraph of Constitution wey I no know wetin e dey talk. Na so them come dey hail me, dey shout "as the Court pleases", " The law, the law". As I enter inside house, I come dey laugh. That time, I never even see my First Semester result. 🤣