Can dis be true City that can make You Run Mad without knowing it - LAGOS City where they will Steal Your Spouse without Your knowledge - ABUJA City where Everybody is Cheating yet Praying fervently - ILORIN City where You cannot come Out with Phone at Night - ONITSHA City where You go Blind if You look too much - OWERRI City where You will be like Sardine inside Taxi - IBADAN City where Fornication is Banned, but Adultery is Permitted - KANO City where married women in their husbands house have over 2 to 3 boyfriends - ASABA City where they will Build Fly-Over, but only Okada is Using it - ABAKALIKI City where Men Die several Years before their Wives - PORT-HARCOURT City that is Forming “Europe”, but Lion in the Zoo is Eating only Biscuit - JOS City that is always Forming Tourism, Meanwhile nothing takes Place - CALABAR City that is Full of Landlady without Landlord - BENIN 😁😁😁😁😁 👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼 Comedy __________________