Watching football with a womanπŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°is really stressful

πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"Which teams are playing?"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"Man City vs Liverpool"
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"I love Liverpool"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"That's a good team"
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"Is Ronaldo playing?"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"No....it's Salah"
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"It's a warning to the player"
After a few minutes De Bruyne scores
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌ"Is that Salah who has scored?"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"What is that red card for?"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehaving
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"Then is he going to be a coach"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"aaaaaah noooo"
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"Exactly darling"
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"What about the green card?"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"Nothing like that in a field of play"
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ¦°"Why is he not playing?"
πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸ¦±:
Watching football with a womanπŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰is really stressful🀣 πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"Which teams are playing?" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱"Man City vs Liverpool" πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"I love Liverpool" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱"That's a good team" πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"Is Ronaldo playing?" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱"He doesn't play for any of these teams" πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍πŸ¦±πŸ˜’"No....it's SalahπŸ˜•" πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱"It's a warning to the player" After a few minutes De Bruyne scores πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍πŸ¦°πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌ"Is that Salah who has scored?" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City" πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"😑😑😑 πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱🀐🀐🀐 πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"What is that red card for?" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehavingπŸ˜₯πŸ˜“ πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"Then is he going to be a coach" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍πŸ¦±πŸ˜³πŸ˜ πŸ˜–πŸ˜©πŸ˜«"aaaaaah noooo" πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱"Exactly darling" πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"What about the green card?" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱"Nothing like that in a field of play" πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"I want Liverpool to win the world cup" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱🀐🀐🀐🀐 πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜°πŸ˜“"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola" πŸ‘©πŸΎ‍🦰"Why is he not playing?" πŸ‘¨πŸ½‍🦱:
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