FLIRTING WITH AN OVER-RELIGIOUS SISTER BE LIKE... 😅📞 (Phone Conversation) Brother Joseph: Hey baby, what's up? 😍 Sister Grace: 😳 Excuse me?! My name is Sister Grace, not baby! Is “baby” in the Bible? Did Abraham ever call Sarah baby? Did Joseph call Mary baby boo? Brother Joseph, that name is too worldly, not heavenly! I thought you were born again? I'm disappointed 😔 Brother Joseph: Okay o... Sister Grace, how are you? Sister Grace: Psalm 28:7! "The Lord is my strength and my shield!" I'm more than a conqueror! Any devil that tries me will drop d€ad! 🔥💥 (Proceeds to blast in tongues) 🗣️🕊️ Brother Joseph: Eyy! Okay oo... What are you doing right now? Sister Grace: I'm cooking to the glory of God! 🙌 This rice and stew is fully dedicated to the Lord. All glory to Him. Brother Joseph: Wow! Should I come help you? 😉 Sister Grace: God forbid! 😳 I can do ALL things through Christ who strengthens me! 💪 He is my ever-present help in the kitchen! Brother Joseph: Hmm okay... At least let me come after you're done, so you can serve me 👀 Sister Grace: 🙄 I only serve the Living God, not man! As for me and my house, we shall serve the Lord — Joshua 24:15 Brother Joseph: This one na holy hotness o! Okay... what are you wearing right now? 😏 Sister Grace: If you were truly spiritual, you'd already know! I'm wearing the FULL ARMOR OF GOD! 🛡️⚔️ No weapon formed against me shall prosper! Brother Joseph: Chai! This is too much. I give up! 😫 Sister Grace: Ha! If you give up so easily, then you're not my divinely ordained husband. 😌 --- Me: This sister fit remain single till rapture o! 😭 My sister, calm down small! We know you love Jesus, but give Bro Joseph a chance 😅