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𝟭. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗯𝗶𝗿𝗱𝘀 – These two are inseparable. Always together, finishing each other’s sentences, and often too sweet for everyone else to bear. You wonder if they breathe the same air.

𝟮. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 – Constantly arguing, always at each other's throats—yet strangely, neither ever leaves. They're bound together by reasons only heaven and their ancestors know.

𝟯. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗹𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗿𝘀 – They introduce each other with awkward disclaimers like, “This is my wife... the mother of my kids,” as if needing to explain why the other person exists.

𝟰. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗔𝘀𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 – They’ll only introduce their partner if directly asked, and even then, you’ll sense hesitation—as if trying to explain away a bad investment.

𝟱. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝗦𝗸𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀 – They mistrust every happy couple, attributing others' success to “juju” while clinging to outdated beliefs and fearing modern marital ideas.

𝟲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 – Bitter enemies at home but picture-perfect in public. Experts in faking smiles and misleading young couples seeking advice—they’re the blind leading the blind.

𝟳. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝗗𝘂𝗼 – One partner clearly runs the show. Whether it’s what to eat, wear, or believe, the other just nods—peace at the price of silence.

𝟴. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗙𝗬𝗜 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀 – In this non-consultative marriage, decisions are made solo. It's never "What do you think?" but always "Just so you know, I’ve already done it." FYI means for your information

𝟵. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗱-𝗙𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗿 – Prayerful, peaceful, and purpose-driven. They consult God before each major decision and draw strength from their shared faith.

𝟭𝟬. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀 – These couples treat their marriage like a project. Efficient, organized, and strategic—but often lacking warmth or spontaneous affection. Love is KPI-based. (Key Performance Indicators)