Mama Toto and the House Help from Instagram One sunny afternoon in Dar es Salaam, Mama Toto was cleaning the house like a soldier at var. She was tired, sweating, and mumbling to herself, Haiya! I need a house girl or I’ll run away to the village! Later that evening, her husband, Mzee Kito, came home smiling like he had just won the lottery. Mama Toto, he shouted. Since you’ve been crying about needing a house help, guess what? I found one😁😁 Mama Toto rushed out, wiping her hands on her kitenge, ready to hug the new helper. But the moment she saw her everything changed. The house help was a curvy lady in a tight yellow dress, high heels, full makeup, and carrying a suitcase that looked more expensive than Mama Toto’s entire kitchen😁. Eeeeeh, Mama Toto screamed. Kito, are you mad? That’s not a house help, that’s an Instagram model😁😁 B-but… she said she can clean and cook, Mzee Kito stammered, already sweating like a goat at Eid.🤣🤣😅 Rudi na yeye. RUDI, Mama Toto shouted, chasing them with a slipper. I’ll wash, I’ll cook, I’ll even dig the garden, That one is not a maid that one is competition, PAP😂😅 As Mzee Kito ran back to the gate with the house help dragging her suitcase in confusion, the neighbors peeked over the fence laughing, and Mama Toto stood proudly at the door like a lioness protecting her territory.🤣😅🤣 Be careful when your husband offers to "help with house chores. You might end up with more drama than a Swahili telenovela🤣😅😂🤣