The Salty Soup
In the small town of Amala Junction, there was a famous mama-put spot called Taste & See. Mama Ejiro, the owner, was known for her loud mouth, hot temper, and even hotter pepper soup. People came from far and near just to eat her egusi and swallow.
One sunny afternoon, Aunty Bunmi, a self-proclaimed chef and neighborhood gossip, walked in with her friend to eat lunch. As usual, the place was full people licking plates and sweating from pepper.
Aunty Bunmi took one spoon of soup, dropped her spoon dramatically, clutched her chest and shouted:
My dear, This your soup is a bit salty today o
Everyone froze.
Even the flies stopped flying.
The music in the background paused by itself.
Children outside stopped playing.
One man even choked on his fufu and started praying in tongues.
Mama Ejiro slowly turned from her pot of steaming soup and replied loudly:
If you sabi cook better, wetin you dey do here every day"
Gasps filled the air.
People started whispering.
Ah ,Aunty Bunmi don collect today
Na so she go from food critic to public disgrace
Drama don land o
Aunty Bunmi stood up, adjusted her wrapper, and shouted back:
At least my husband doesn’t run away to drink garri at bar every night like yours
Gbaga!
Table shake
Soup pot nearly fell
Mama Ejiro threw her cooking spoon in the air and screamed:
Holy Ghost fie. You have entered the arena now Today na today
She tied her wrapper tighter, removed her slippers, and charged like a Nollywood lioness.
Customers dropped their food and ran outside with their chairs like it was a live movie.
The okada man passing shouted:
Wait first, Na free episode of 'Wife of W@r' be this
In the small town of Amala Junction, there was a famous mama-put spot called Taste & See. Mama Ejiro, the owner, was known for her loud mouth, hot temper, and even hotter pepper soup. People came from far and near just to eat her egusi and swallow.
One sunny afternoon, Aunty Bunmi, a self-proclaimed chef and neighborhood gossip, walked in with her friend to eat lunch. As usual, the place was full people licking plates and sweating from pepper.
Aunty Bunmi took one spoon of soup, dropped her spoon dramatically, clutched her chest and shouted:
My dear, This your soup is a bit salty today o
Everyone froze.
Even the flies stopped flying.
The music in the background paused by itself.
Children outside stopped playing.
One man even choked on his fufu and started praying in tongues.
Mama Ejiro slowly turned from her pot of steaming soup and replied loudly:
If you sabi cook better, wetin you dey do here every day"
Gasps filled the air.
People started whispering.
Ah ,Aunty Bunmi don collect today
Na so she go from food critic to public disgrace
Drama don land o
Aunty Bunmi stood up, adjusted her wrapper, and shouted back:
At least my husband doesn’t run away to drink garri at bar every night like yours
Gbaga!
Table shake
Soup pot nearly fell
Mama Ejiro threw her cooking spoon in the air and screamed:
Holy Ghost fie. You have entered the arena now Today na today
She tied her wrapper tighter, removed her slippers, and charged like a Nollywood lioness.
Customers dropped their food and ran outside with their chairs like it was a live movie.
The okada man passing shouted:
Wait first, Na free episode of 'Wife of W@r' be this
The Salty Soup 🤣😅🤣😅🤣
In the small town of Amala Junction, there was a famous mama-put spot called Taste & See. Mama Ejiro, the owner, was known for her loud mouth, hot temper, and even hotter pepper soup. People came from far and near just to eat her egusi and swallow.
One sunny afternoon, Aunty Bunmi, a self-proclaimed chef and neighborhood gossip, walked in with her friend to eat lunch. As usual, the place was full people licking plates and sweating from pepper.
Aunty Bunmi took one spoon of soup, dropped her spoon dramatically, clutched her chest and shouted:
My dear, This your soup is a bit salty today o
Everyone froze.
Even the flies stopped flying.
The music in the background paused by itself.
Children outside stopped playing.
One man even choked on his fufu and started praying in tongues.😆😆
Mama Ejiro slowly turned from her pot of steaming soup and replied loudly:
If you sabi cook better, wetin you dey do here every day"
Gasps filled the air.
People started whispering.🤣😅
Ah ,Aunty Bunmi don collect today
Na so she go from food critic to public disgrace
Drama don land o
Aunty Bunmi stood up, adjusted her wrapper, and shouted back:
At least my husband doesn’t run away to drink garri at bar every night like yours
Gbaga!
Table shake
Soup pot nearly fell🤣😅🤣
Mama Ejiro threw her cooking spoon in the air and screamed:🤣🤣
Holy Ghost fie. You have entered the arena now Today na today
She tied her wrapper tighter, removed her slippers, and charged like a Nollywood lioness🤣🤣🤣.
Customers dropped their food and ran outside with their chairs like it was a live movie.
The okada man passing shouted🤣:
Wait first, Na free episode of 'Wife of W@r' be this🤣🤣🤣
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