Wacha Mchezo! Bring Back Your Husband
One sunny Saturday in Nairobi's Eastlands, Mama Njeri was busy preparing ugali and sukuma wiki for lunch. Her husband, Mzee Karanja, had left early saying, Naenda kwa chama kidogo, nitarejea saa nane sharp!(I’m going to a small meeting, I’ll be back by 2PM sharp). Mama Njeri knew that meant one thing party mood activated
Hours passed. The clock struck 4PM. No sign of Karanja.
Suddenly, loud laughter and giggles echoed from the gate. Before Mama Njeri could peep, three women came marching in. One wore a tight purple dress, the other in bright blue, and the third was wheeling., wait... Karanja in a wheelbarrow
He was half-conscious, shirt halfway open, holding a bottle of what looked like Kumi Kumi (very local brew). He was hiccuping like a malfunctioning engine. Hic! Hic! Njeri, nakupenda sanaaa, he slurred, his tie hanging like a dead snake.
The woman pushing the wheelbarrow pointed her finger at Mama Njeri with authority and said:
Madam, the party is OVER. TAKE BACK YOUR HUSBAND
Mama Njeri froze in shock. Haiya What kind of nonsense is this?! Karanja, Wewe ni baba ama mtoto wa sherehe
The neighbors began peeking over fences, some even recording videos. Mama Otis whispered, Huyu Karanja atajua hajui leo
As if that wasn't enough, the lady in purple shouted, We tried ooo. He danced mpaka akavunja meza, drank until he started calling himself Mr. Macho Man,, Now he belongs to you
Mama Njeri sighed, tied her lesso tighter, and said: Wewe Karanja, kuanzia leo, ni chama ya kanisa tu Watu wa wheelbarrow, tafadhali kuweni serious na maisha
And just like that, Mzee Karanja became the most famous man in the estate the first to be returned home in a wheelbarrow of shame.
One sunny Saturday in Nairobi's Eastlands, Mama Njeri was busy preparing ugali and sukuma wiki for lunch. Her husband, Mzee Karanja, had left early saying, Naenda kwa chama kidogo, nitarejea saa nane sharp!(I’m going to a small meeting, I’ll be back by 2PM sharp). Mama Njeri knew that meant one thing party mood activated
Hours passed. The clock struck 4PM. No sign of Karanja.
Suddenly, loud laughter and giggles echoed from the gate. Before Mama Njeri could peep, three women came marching in. One wore a tight purple dress, the other in bright blue, and the third was wheeling., wait... Karanja in a wheelbarrow
He was half-conscious, shirt halfway open, holding a bottle of what looked like Kumi Kumi (very local brew). He was hiccuping like a malfunctioning engine. Hic! Hic! Njeri, nakupenda sanaaa, he slurred, his tie hanging like a dead snake.
The woman pushing the wheelbarrow pointed her finger at Mama Njeri with authority and said:
Madam, the party is OVER. TAKE BACK YOUR HUSBAND
Mama Njeri froze in shock. Haiya What kind of nonsense is this?! Karanja, Wewe ni baba ama mtoto wa sherehe
The neighbors began peeking over fences, some even recording videos. Mama Otis whispered, Huyu Karanja atajua hajui leo
As if that wasn't enough, the lady in purple shouted, We tried ooo. He danced mpaka akavunja meza, drank until he started calling himself Mr. Macho Man,, Now he belongs to you
Mama Njeri sighed, tied her lesso tighter, and said: Wewe Karanja, kuanzia leo, ni chama ya kanisa tu Watu wa wheelbarrow, tafadhali kuweni serious na maisha
And just like that, Mzee Karanja became the most famous man in the estate the first to be returned home in a wheelbarrow of shame.
Wacha Mchezo! Bring Back Your Husband🤣🤣🤣
One sunny Saturday in Nairobi's Eastlands, Mama Njeri was busy preparing ugali and sukuma wiki for lunch. Her husband, Mzee Karanja, had left early saying, Naenda kwa chama kidogo, nitarejea saa nane sharp!(I’m going to a small meeting, I’ll be back by 2PM sharp). Mama Njeri knew that meant one thing party mood activated🤣😂😅
Hours passed. The clock struck 4PM. No sign of Karanja.
Suddenly, loud laughter and giggles echoed from the gate. Before Mama Njeri could peep, three women came marching in. One wore a tight purple dress, the other in bright blue, and the third was wheeling., wait... Karanja in a wheelbarrow🤣🤣😂
He was half-conscious, shirt halfway open, holding a bottle of what looked like Kumi Kumi (very local brew). He was hiccuping like a malfunctioning engine. Hic! Hic! Njeri, nakupenda sanaaa, he slurred, his tie hanging like a dead snake.🤣😅😂
The woman pushing the wheelbarrow pointed her finger at Mama Njeri with authority and said:
Madam, the party is OVER. TAKE BACK YOUR HUSBAND😂🤣😂🤣😂😅
Mama Njeri froze in shock. Haiya What kind of nonsense is this?! Karanja, Wewe ni baba ama mtoto wa sherehe😅🤣
The neighbors began peeking over fences, some even recording videos. Mama Otis whispered, Huyu Karanja atajua hajui leo😂🤣🤣
As if that wasn't enough, the lady in purple shouted, We tried ooo. He danced mpaka akavunja meza, drank until he started calling himself Mr. Macho Man,, Now he belongs to you😂🤣😂🤣
Mama Njeri sighed, tied her lesso tighter, and said: Wewe Karanja, kuanzia leo, ni chama ya kanisa tu Watu wa wheelbarrow, tafadhali kuweni serious na maisha😂🤣😂🤣
And just like that, Mzee Karanja became the most famous man in the estate the first to be returned home in a wheelbarrow of shame.🤣🤣🤣
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