Pastor jam wahala
In Nairobi, Pastor Muriuki was busy reading his Bible in the church office, fasting and praying against worldly temptations
Then walked in Sister Njoki, the new church cleaner, with hips that could start a traffic jam on Thika Road.
She bent over to pick a mop near his cupboard and said sweetly,
Pastor, your cupboard is dusty. Should I clean it for you
Pastor Muriuki didn’t even look up. He just clutched his Bible tighter and shouted,
The de ^vil is a liar
Sister Njoki stood up confused.
Eh.. Pastor, I’m talking to YOU
Pastor Muriuki, now sweating like he just finished a marathon, pointed at her and declared,
De ^vil, I said YOU are a liar
Not every cupboard needs cleaning. Some come with fre and temptation
In Nairobi, Pastor Muriuki was busy reading his Bible in the church office, fasting and praying against worldly temptations
Then walked in Sister Njoki, the new church cleaner, with hips that could start a traffic jam on Thika Road.
She bent over to pick a mop near his cupboard and said sweetly,
Pastor, your cupboard is dusty. Should I clean it for you
Pastor Muriuki didn’t even look up. He just clutched his Bible tighter and shouted,
The de ^vil is a liar
Sister Njoki stood up confused.
Eh.. Pastor, I’m talking to YOU
Pastor Muriuki, now sweating like he just finished a marathon, pointed at her and declared,
De ^vil, I said YOU are a liar
Not every cupboard needs cleaning. Some come with fre and temptation
Pastor jam wahala 🤣🤣🤣
In Nairobi, Pastor Muriuki was busy reading his Bible in the church office, fasting and praying against worldly temptations
Then walked in Sister Njoki, the new church cleaner, with hips that could start a traffic jam on Thika Road.🤣🤣
She bent over to pick a mop near his cupboard and said sweetly,
Pastor, your cupboard is dusty. Should I clean it for you🤣🤣🤣
Pastor Muriuki didn’t even look up. He just clutched his Bible tighter and shouted,
The de ^vil is a liar🤣🤣🤣
Sister Njoki stood up confused.
Eh.. Pastor, I’m talking to YOU🤣
Pastor Muriuki, now sweating like he just finished a marathon, pointed at her and declared,
De ^vil, I said YOU are a liar🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not every cupboard needs cleaning. Some come with fre and temptation😂🤣😂🤣
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