BREAKING NEWS

Cardi B didn’t waste one single second after Offset—
She already has a new man… and he’s LOADED!

Meet her new boo: Stefon Diggs
— an American football star with a net worth of $60 MILLION!
(Meanwhile Offset’s net worth? About $15 million... chai.)

Last night, Cardi B dropped steamy couple pics of herself and Stefon online
And guess what? Over 3 MILLION likes already! The internet is on fire!

MORAL LESSON:
Cardi didn’t just move on…
She LEVELED UP—in silence, with style and a richer man

Somebody please check on Offset… this kind of breakfast comes with chest pain