• One time, I was missing my aunt who had relocated out of the country and so I changed my DP to her picture and even forgot about it.

    Few days later, I got a message in my inbox

    "Hey beautiful"

    Beautiful ke, me. Nobody has ever called me beautiful before. Handsome yes but beautiful ke.

    "Are you their my queens?"

    WTF is this

    Me, queens, if it's queen sef e for better... I quickly went and checked the profile of the confused person

    Lo and behold, a full grown adult married man

    I was raised right so I replied respectfully, "Good afternoon sir"

    "You are very good my angle, if it's other girls they no greet. you're so beautiful my love."

    "Thank you sir"

    "I love you"

    "Just like that?"

    "You are too beautiful. I can't felt this way for anybody before"

    "What about your wife sir?" I asked while trying hard to understand the English.

    "Forget about it. I and my wife have not se.x for two years."

    "Why sir?"

    "Forget about it. I want you when can we see."

    I scratched my beards for a minute, then I replied

    "When do you want to see me?"

    "Come tomorrow."

    "Ah, so fast"

    "Please send me your body, I'm very hot for you."

    "I should send you my body?"

    "Yes any one. Se.x one"

    "Oh, you mean se9xy one?"

    "Yes, s.ex one send brea.st send back. please I'll do anything my angle"

    Pause» you can add me Bcdblog for more stories and updates and to be notified when we post

    I wanted to in.s.ul.t and block him. So, this is what girls are facing from men online. As a sharp guy I decided to monetize this lucrative opportunity at least I fit see money for fuel

    I typed, "look sir, I've never done something like this before so if you want me to send you my b.oo.bs and a.ss, I need some compensation."

    "I will do anything my angle."

    "100k is not bad sir"

    "Don't worry when you come I will give more but for now manage 10k."

    "Okay sir send it to my Opay account." I didn't want to even negotiate before he will change his mind. Let him just send this one so I can block him

    I quickly sent my account number

    10k alert

    "Have you see it my queens"

    "Not yet my boo, I've not seen anything. Are you sure you have sent it darling?"

    "I have, check now."

    "Baby, I've still not seen it. Sometimes network will cause a glitch in the transformer in the cloud and the process will be so slow u will be issued false receipt."

    "My angle, you are so smart unlike my wife but I no understand all this big big grammar."

    Men that use angle instead of angel, gosh, I ha.ted him more. So I decided to push my luck

    "Maybe you should send it again because I'm already nak.ed and even want to do video for u before my battery goes off."

    "Ahhh video yes send video I will send it back now my angle.

    Alert

    100k

    I shouted Jesus!!!

    My wife ran in from inside, "babe what happened, what is it honey?"

    I said, "Goalllll, Nigeria has scored Arsenal!"

    My wife doesn't know anything about football so I can say anything and she will buy it

    "Nigeria and Arsenal are playing?" She asked

    I said, "yes, yes ooo, my queen and love, yes."

    "Who scored?"

    "Dwayne Johnson"

    "But is that why you're shouting, please lower your voice." She hissed and went back in.

    I checked my msg and saw almost 20 messages from baba

    I opened it, baba was begging me to send the money back that he made a mistake and sent 100k instead of 10k

    Immediately I blocked him

    I entered my room, raised my voice and shouted, The Emperor, the conqueror, the champion, the Lion is here!!!

    Then I told my wife to dress up cos I want to sp.oil her si.lly.

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    Francis Michael
    One time, I was missing my aunt who had relocated out of the country and so I changed my DP to her picture and even forgot about it. Few days later, I got a message in my inbox "Hey beautiful" Beautiful ke, me. Nobody has ever called me beautiful before. Handsome yes but beautiful ke. "Are you their my queens?" WTF is this Me, queens, if it's queen sef e for better... I quickly went and checked the profile of the confused person Lo and behold, a full grown adult married man I was raised right so I replied respectfully, "Good afternoon sir" "You are very good my angle, if it's other girls they no greet. you're so beautiful my love." "Thank you sir" "I love you" "Just like that?" "You are too beautiful. I can't felt this way for anybody before" "What about your wife sir?" I asked while trying hard to understand the English. "Forget about it. I and my wife have not se.x for two years." "Why sir?" "Forget about it. I want you when can we see." I scratched my beards for a minute, then I replied "When do you want to see me?" "Come tomorrow." "Ah, so fast" "Please send me your body, I'm very hot for you." "I should send you my body?" "Yes any one. Se.x one" "Oh, you mean se9xy one?" "Yes, s.ex one send brea.st send back. please I'll do anything my angle" Pause» you can add me Bcdblog for more stories and updates and to be notified when we post I wanted to in.s.ul.t and block him. So, this is what girls are facing from men online. As a sharp guy I decided to monetize this lucrative opportunity at least I fit see money for fuel I typed, "look sir, I've never done something like this before so if you want me to send you my b.oo.bs and a.ss, I need some compensation." "I will do anything my angle." "100k is not bad sir" "Don't worry when you come I will give more but for now manage 10k." "Okay sir send it to my Opay account." I didn't want to even negotiate before he will change his mind. Let him just send this one so I can block him I quickly sent my account number 10k alert "Have you see it my queens" "Not yet my boo, I've not seen anything. Are you sure you have sent it darling?" "I have, check now." "Baby, I've still not seen it. Sometimes network will cause a glitch in the transformer in the cloud and the process will be so slow u will be issued false receipt." "My angle, you are so smart unlike my wife but I no understand all this big big grammar." Men that use angle instead of angel, gosh, I ha.ted him more. So I decided to push my luck "Maybe you should send it again because I'm already nak.ed and even want to do video for u before my battery goes off." "Ahhh video yes send video I will send it back now my angle. Alert 100k I shouted Jesus!!! My wife ran in from inside, "babe what happened, what is it honey?" I said, "Goalllll, Nigeria has scored Arsenal!" My wife doesn't know anything about football so I can say anything and she will buy it "Nigeria and Arsenal are playing?" She asked I said, "yes, yes ooo, my queen and love, yes." "Who scored?" "Dwayne Johnson" "But is that why you're shouting, please lower your voice." She hissed and went back in. I checked my msg and saw almost 20 messages from baba I opened it, baba was begging me to send the money back that he made a mistake and sent 100k instead of 10k Immediately I blocked him I entered my room, raised my voice and shouted, The Emperor, the conqueror, the champion, the Lion is here!!! Then I told my wife to dress up cos I want to sp.oil her si.lly. African jokes and stories 🔥 ©️ Francis Michael
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  • I refuse to let them have sèx with me that's why they decided to stop giving me a role
    Veteran Nollywood actress Moji Afolayan, who is also the wife of popular actor Ojopagogo, has revealed why she has not been featured in movies in recent times, while also stating how some marketers held a meeting to deny her movie roles.

    According to Moji Afolayan, she said, "I have only produced one movie since I joined the movie industry in 1985. There was a time when marketers gave money to actress to produce movies for them, but because I can't offer my body for movie roles, they decided not to give me money to work for them. Despite the fact that they know that my husband is also an actor, they will even say that my husband is overprotecting me. I'm happy that I was able to reject their advances towards me because that's what makes me stand out right now.

    Some actresses that agreed to be in a relationship with the marketers succeeded in getting famous, but they became en£mies when they wanted to stand on their own. I didn't tell my husband about the marketers behavior towards me, but he's not the one that stopped me from film making as people are insinuating. I didn't allow them to have s£x with me, so they stopped giving me roles."

    Ayeni Abayomi

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    I refuse to let them have sèx with me that's why they decided to stop giving me a role Veteran Nollywood actress Moji Afolayan, who is also the wife of popular actor Ojopagogo, has revealed why she has not been featured in movies in recent times, while also stating how some marketers held a meeting to deny her movie roles. According to Moji Afolayan, she said, "I have only produced one movie since I joined the movie industry in 1985. There was a time when marketers gave money to actress to produce movies for them, but because I can't offer my body for movie roles, they decided not to give me money to work for them. Despite the fact that they know that my husband is also an actor, they will even say that my husband is overprotecting me. I'm happy that I was able to reject their advances towards me because that's what makes me stand out right now. Some actresses that agreed to be in a relationship with the marketers succeeded in getting famous, but they became en£mies when they wanted to stand on their own. I didn't tell my husband about the marketers behavior towards me, but he's not the one that stopped me from film making as people are insinuating. I didn't allow them to have s£x with me, so they stopped giving me roles." ©️Ayeni Abayomi FOLLOW YOUR SON FOR MORE ENTERTAINMENT UPDATES 👉 Ayeni Abayomi
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  • Nigerian Political Champions League

    The Political transfer window is still open. APC is signing top strikers, PDP get management issues like Manchester United, and financial problems like Barcelona. They either recruit young players from their academy or rely on sponsorship deals to sign some defenders, to avoid conceding too many goals, because they seem not prepared for the 2027 PCL

    Since APC signed BAT, they’ve dominated the league. The Wike loan deal was a masterstroke, helping them beat his former club in Edo.

    All eyes are on Osun, where the newly acquired defensive midfielder (Sheriff) and left winger (Okowa) will be looking forward to forming a formidable Galacticos with Wike and Dapo. According to the club CEO (BAT), negotiations to sign the Osun state skilful midfielder to be back up for Sheriff are at their Zenith.

    We look forward to seeing the strategy that would be deployed by the LP FC this time around, as they are in serious negotiations to sign Kano state no 9 to support their attack in the upcoming 2027 PCL.

    On the other side, veteran goalkeeper El Rufai is trying to recruit a formidable squad that may include the likes of veteran defender Atiku to create a new Club or acquire an old club for the 2027 PCL. While attackers like Saraki and Tambawal had been out injured, they have started personal training to be fit for the next season. PDP, LP and APC are monitoring their progress. Stay tuned for more updates
    Nigerian Political Champions League The Political transfer window is still open. APC is signing top strikers, PDP get management issues like Manchester United, and financial problems like Barcelona. They either recruit young players from their academy or rely on sponsorship deals to sign some defenders, to avoid conceding too many goals, because they seem not prepared for the 2027 PCL Since APC signed BAT, they’ve dominated the league. The Wike loan deal was a masterstroke, helping them beat his former club in Edo. All eyes are on Osun, where the newly acquired defensive midfielder (Sheriff) and left winger (Okowa) will be looking forward to forming a formidable Galacticos with Wike and Dapo. According to the club CEO (BAT), negotiations to sign the Osun state skilful midfielder to be back up for Sheriff are at their Zenith. We look forward to seeing the strategy that would be deployed by the LP FC this time around, as they are in serious negotiations to sign Kano state no 9 to support their attack in the upcoming 2027 PCL. On the other side, veteran goalkeeper El Rufai is trying to recruit a formidable squad that may include the likes of veteran defender Atiku to create a new Club or acquire an old club for the 2027 PCL. While attackers like Saraki and Tambawal had been out injured, they have started personal training to be fit for the next season. PDP, LP and APC are monitoring their progress. Stay tuned for more updates 😂
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  • Nigerian Political Champions League

    The Political transfer window is still open. APC is signing top strikers, PDP get management issues like Manchester United, and financial problems like Barcelona. They either recruit young players from their academy or rely on sponsorship deals to sign some defenders, to avoid conceding too many goals, because they seem not prepared for the 2027 PCL

    Since APC signed BAT, they’ve dominated the league. The Wike loan deal was a masterstroke, helping them beat his former club in Edo.

    All eyes are on Osun, where the newly acquired defensive midfielder (Sheriff) and left winger (Okowa) will be looking forward to forming a formidable Galacticos with Wike and Dapo. According to the club CEO (BAT), negotiations to sign the Osun state skillful midfielder to be back up for Sheriff are at their Zenith.

    We look forward to seeing the strategy that would be deployed by the LP FC this time around, as they are in serious negotiations to sign Kano state no 9 to support their attack in the upcoming 2027 PCL.

    On the other side, veteran goalkeeper El Rufai is trying to recruit a formidable squad that may include the likes of veteran defender Atiku to create a new Club or acquire an old club for the 2027 PCL. While attackers like Saraki and Tambawal had been out injured, they have started personal training to be fit for the next season. PDP, LP and APC are monitoring their progress. Stay tuned for more updates
    Nigerian Political Champions League The Political transfer window is still open. APC is signing top strikers, PDP get management issues like Manchester United, and financial problems like Barcelona. They either recruit young players from their academy or rely on sponsorship deals to sign some defenders, to avoid conceding too many goals, because they seem not prepared for the 2027 PCL Since APC signed BAT, they’ve dominated the league. The Wike loan deal was a masterstroke, helping them beat his former club in Edo. All eyes are on Osun, where the newly acquired defensive midfielder (Sheriff) and left winger (Okowa) will be looking forward to forming a formidable Galacticos with Wike and Dapo. According to the club CEO (BAT), negotiations to sign the Osun state skillful midfielder to be back up for Sheriff are at their Zenith. We look forward to seeing the strategy that would be deployed by the LP FC this time around, as they are in serious negotiations to sign Kano state no 9 to support their attack in the upcoming 2027 PCL. On the other side, veteran goalkeeper El Rufai is trying to recruit a formidable squad that may include the likes of veteran defender Atiku to create a new Club or acquire an old club for the 2027 PCL. While attackers like Saraki and Tambawal had been out injured, they have started personal training to be fit for the next season. PDP, LP and APC are monitoring their progress. Stay tuned for more updates 😂
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  • BREAKING NEWS: Burkina Faso Leader Ibrahim Traoré Dissolves Electoral Commission

    In a surprising turn of events, the government in Burkina Faso, led by Ibrahim Traoré, has officially disbanded the country’s Independent National Electoral Commission (CENI).

    President Traoré points to "unsustainable costs" and "growing concerns over foreign influence" as the main reasons for this decision.

    This move raises new questions about when the country might return to democratic governance and how future elections will be organized.

    Critics worry this could stall the democratic transition, while supporters believe it’s a crucial step to safeguard national sovereignty from outside interference.

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    BREAKING NEWS: Burkina Faso Leader Ibrahim Traoré Dissolves Electoral Commission In a surprising turn of events, the government in Burkina Faso, led by Ibrahim Traoré, has officially disbanded the country’s Independent National Electoral Commission (CENI). President Traoré points to "unsustainable costs" and "growing concerns over foreign influence" as the main reasons for this decision. This move raises new questions about when the country might return to democratic governance and how future elections will be organized. Critics worry this could stall the democratic transition, while supporters believe it’s a crucial step to safeguard national sovereignty from outside interference. What do you think—is this a bold step towards independence or a risky move away from democracy? Share your thoughts in the comments. SHARE this post to keep others in the loop. FOLLOW our page for the latest updates on African politics and governance. #BurkinaFaso #IbrahimTraore #ElectoralReform #AfricanPolitics #NewsFlashNG #juntas #updates #DemocracyInAfrica
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  • I refuse to let them have sèx with me that's why they decided to stop giving me a role
    Veteran Nollywood actress Moji Afolayan, who is also the wife of popular actor Ojopagogo, has revealed why she has not been featured in movies in recent times, while also stating how some marketers held a meeting to deny her movie roles.

    According to Moji Afolayan, she said, "I have only produced one movie since I joined the movie industry in 1985. There was a time when marketers gave money to actress to produce movies for them, but because I can't offer my body for movie roles, they decided not to give me money to work for them. Despite the fact that they know that my husband is also an actor, they will even say that my husband is overprotecting me. I'm happy that I was able to reject their advances towards me because that's what makes me stand out right now.

    Some actresses that agreed to be in a relationship with the marketers succeeded in getting famous, but they became en£mies when they wanted to stand on their own. I didn't tell my husband about the marketers behavior towards me, but he's not the one that stopped me from film making as people are insinuating. I didn't allow them to have s£x with me, so they stopped giving me roles."

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    I refuse to let them have sèx with me that's why they decided to stop giving me a role Veteran Nollywood actress Moji Afolayan, who is also the wife of popular actor Ojopagogo, has revealed why she has not been featured in movies in recent times, while also stating how some marketers held a meeting to deny her movie roles. According to Moji Afolayan, she said, "I have only produced one movie since I joined the movie industry in 1985. There was a time when marketers gave money to actress to produce movies for them, but because I can't offer my body for movie roles, they decided not to give me money to work for them. Despite the fact that they know that my husband is also an actor, they will even say that my husband is overprotecting me. I'm happy that I was able to reject their advances towards me because that's what makes me stand out right now. Some actresses that agreed to be in a relationship with the marketers succeeded in getting famous, but they became en£mies when they wanted to stand on their own. I didn't tell my husband about the marketers behavior towards me, but he's not the one that stopped me from film making as people are insinuating. I didn't allow them to have s£x with me, so they stopped giving me roles." ©️Ayeni Abayomi FOLLOW YOUR SON FOR MORE ENTERTAINMENT UPDATES 👉 Ayeni Abayomi
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  • Lawyer Chukwudi Iwuchukwu has outlined the entitlements that the family of late Former President Muhammadu Buhari is expected to receive under Nigerian law following his passing. These benefits include:

    A monthly upkeep allowance of ₦350,000 for his wife

    ₦250,000 every three months to support the children’s education

    ₦250,000 every three months as an annual allowance

    Free medical care within Nigeria and abroad

    Three government-provided vehicles, replaced every four years

    A fully furnished five-bedroom house anywhere in Nigeria

    Four security personnel, including police and DSS officers

    A fully paid annual vacation

    Free domestic and office staff

    One government-issued phone line with free access

    These provisions reflect the standard post-service benefits accorded to former Nigerian presidents and their families.

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    Lawyer Chukwudi Iwuchukwu has outlined the entitlements that the family of late Former President Muhammadu Buhari is expected to receive under Nigerian law following his passing. These benefits include: A monthly upkeep allowance of ₦350,000 for his wife ₦250,000 every three months to support the children’s education ₦250,000 every three months as an annual allowance Free medical care within Nigeria and abroad Three government-provided vehicles, replaced every four years A fully furnished five-bedroom house anywhere in Nigeria Four security personnel, including police and DSS officers A fully paid annual vacation Free domestic and office staff One government-issued phone line with free access These provisions reflect the standard post-service benefits accorded to former Nigerian presidents and their families. Support me by following my page for more updates Ololade TV
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