7 THINGS THAT CAN MAKE YOU BROKE FASTER THAN VILLAGE PEOPLE
Forget jazz, forget enemies from the villageâsome of you are going broke at lightning speed, and itâs not because of witchcraft. Your own lifestyle is the real problem!
If you're always wondering "Who is eating my money?"ârelax, Oga. The answer is you.
BRUTAL THREAD:
1. CHASING EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE
You think you're James Bond, moving from one fine girl to another, sponsoring their hair, nails, and data? Brother, you are your own Yahoo boy.
One babe says âI need urgent 2Kââyou send.
Another one says âMy rent is dueââyou pay.
Next thing, your account balance is calling for GoFundMe.
Meanwhile, the same girls are in group chats laughing at you: âThis guy dey try sha.â
Solution: Stop being an ATM with no PIN code. Focus on one woman or yourself first.
2. LIVING LIKE A BIG BOY WHEN YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS SHOUTING HELP
Your salary is 50K, but you're in clubs ordering Hennessy like Davido. You donât even have a car, but you're buying drinks for strangersâWHO SENT YOU?
Rich men are saving, you are spraying money.
Dangote is investing, you are doing âOdogwuâ at the bar.
Elon Musk is buying companies, you are buying bottles for slay queens who donât know your surname.
When the landlord comes for rent, youâll start saying âBoss, abeg, things hard.â
Solution: Cut down on fake luxury. Even Jeff Bezos wears simple T-shirts. Be wise.
3. SENDING MONEY TO FAMILY LIKE CBN
Your uncle calls: âWe need money for burial.â
Your aunt calls: âNo food in the house.â
Your younger brother: âSchool fees.â
Now your account is empty, but when you need help? Nobody picks your call.
Oga, you are not the Minister of Finance. Even government doesnât share free money like you do!
Solution: Learn to say NO sometimes! Help when you can, but donât let family turn you into their personal budget.
4. ALWAYS BUYING THE LATEST PHONE TO IMPRESS WHO?
Last month, you were using iPhone 12.
This month, you saw iPhone 15 Pro Max and sold your kidney to buy it.
Next month, iPhone 16 Ultra Mega Max will dropâwhat will you sell next? Your destiny?
Meanwhile, the person youâre trying to impress is using Tecno Pop 5 and doesnât care.
Solution: If your current phone is working, rest. Your future is more important than âDynamic Island.â
5. FALLING FOR EVERY FAKE INVESTMENT SCHEME
They told you "Invest 50K, get 500K in 2 days."
You ran like Bolt, deposited your money.
Now, theyâve blocked you, and youâre writing epistles on Facebook: âDear Nigerians, beware of fraudsters!â
Oga, they didnât scam you, you scammed yourself!
Any investment that sounds like magic money is a Ponzi scheme in disguise.
Solution: If you donât understand the business, donât put your money there. Learn to invest wisely!
6. GOING BROKE JUST TO IMPRESS SOCIAL MEDIA
Your house rent is due, but you're buying designer shoes to take pictures for Instagram. Who told you âlikes and commentsâ can pay rent?
You posted âSoft life only.â
But in real life, youâre trekking and borrowing money for food.
If your phone falls, youâll cry because you canât afford to fix it.
Solution: Stop forming fake rich life. Invest first, flex later.
7. BEING TOO LAZY TO MAKE MORE MONEY
You sit at home, scrolling Facebook from morning till night, complaining: âNo job, Nigeria is hard.â
Meanwhile, opportunities are passing you by! Are you expecting an angel to drop money from the sky?
People are making money onlineâyou are watching TikTok videos all day.
People are learning skillsâyou are arguing about football.
People are opening businessesâyou are waiting for your rich uncle to die so you can inherit land.
Solution: Get up and hustle! Even the Bible says âA lazy man shall not eat.â
BOTTOM LINE:
If you're always broke, stop blaming village people. Your habits are the real witchcraft!
Live within your means.
Invest before you flex.
Stop impressing people who donât care.
Make smart financial decisions.
If this post hit you hard, donât cry. Just change your ways!
Follow Abasiodu Ekpenyong for more brutal truths that will save your life!
7 THINGS THAT CAN MAKE YOU BROKE FASTER THAN VILLAGE PEOPLE đđ
Forget jazz, forget enemies from the villageâsome of you are going broke at lightning speed, and itâs not because of witchcraft. Your own lifestyle is the real problem!
If you're always wondering "Who is eating my money?"ârelax, Oga. The answer is you.
BRUTAL THREAD:
1. CHASING EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE
You think you're James Bond, moving from one fine girl to another, sponsoring their hair, nails, and data? Brother, you are your own Yahoo boy. đ€Ł
One babe says âI need urgent 2Kââyou send.
Another one says âMy rent is dueââyou pay.
Next thing, your account balance is calling for GoFundMe.
Meanwhile, the same girls are in group chats laughing at you: âThis guy dey try sha.â
Solution: Stop being an ATM with no PIN code. Focus on one woman or yourself first.
2. LIVING LIKE A BIG BOY WHEN YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS SHOUTING HELP
Your salary is 50K, but you're in clubs ordering Hennessy like Davido. You donât even have a car, but you're buying drinks for strangersâWHO SENT YOU? đ
Rich men are saving, you are spraying money.
Dangote is investing, you are doing âOdogwuâ at the bar.
Elon Musk is buying companies, you are buying bottles for slay queens who donât know your surname.
When the landlord comes for rent, youâll start saying âBoss, abeg, things hard.â
Solution: Cut down on fake luxury. Even Jeff Bezos wears simple T-shirts. Be wise.
3. SENDING MONEY TO FAMILY LIKE CBN
Your uncle calls: âWe need money for burial.â
Your aunt calls: âNo food in the house.â
Your younger brother: âSchool fees.â
Now your account is empty, but when you need help? Nobody picks your call.
Oga, you are not the Minister of Finance. Even government doesnât share free money like you do!
Solution: Learn to say NO sometimes! Help when you can, but donât let family turn you into their personal budget.
4. ALWAYS BUYING THE LATEST PHONE TO IMPRESS WHO?
Last month, you were using iPhone 12.
This month, you saw iPhone 15 Pro Max and sold your kidney to buy it.
Next month, iPhone 16 Ultra Mega Max will dropâwhat will you sell next? Your destiny? đ
Meanwhile, the person youâre trying to impress is using Tecno Pop 5 and doesnât care.
Solution: If your current phone is working, rest. Your future is more important than âDynamic Island.â
5. FALLING FOR EVERY FAKE INVESTMENT SCHEME
They told you "Invest 50K, get 500K in 2 days."
You ran like Bolt, deposited your money.
Now, theyâve blocked you, and youâre writing epistles on Facebook: âDear Nigerians, beware of fraudsters!â đ€Ł
Oga, they didnât scam you, you scammed yourself!
Any investment that sounds like magic money is a Ponzi scheme in disguise.
Solution: If you donât understand the business, donât put your money there. Learn to invest wisely!
6. GOING BROKE JUST TO IMPRESS SOCIAL MEDIA
Your house rent is due, but you're buying designer shoes to take pictures for Instagram. Who told you âlikes and commentsâ can pay rent?
You posted âSoft life only.â
But in real life, youâre trekking and borrowing money for food.
If your phone falls, youâll cry because you canât afford to fix it. đ
Solution: Stop forming fake rich life. Invest first, flex later.
7. BEING TOO LAZY TO MAKE MORE MONEY
You sit at home, scrolling Facebook from morning till night, complaining: âNo job, Nigeria is hard.â
Meanwhile, opportunities are passing you by! Are you expecting an angel to drop money from the sky?
People are making money onlineâyou are watching TikTok videos all day.
People are learning skillsâyou are arguing about football.
People are opening businessesâyou are waiting for your rich uncle to die so you can inherit land. đ€Ł
Solution: Get up and hustle! Even the Bible says âA lazy man shall not eat.â
BOTTOM LINE:
If you're always broke, stop blaming village people. Your habits are the real witchcraft!
Live within your means.
Invest before you flex.
Stop impressing people who donât care.
Make smart financial decisions.
If this post hit you hard, donât cry. Just change your ways! đđđ
Follow Abasiodu Ekpenyong for more brutal truths that will save your life!